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Gig Harbor Cat

#36975
March 16, 2008, 09:00:01 PM
KR come on up to the Pacific NW.  I have connections--  Nothing but the best for you my man.

GHC

retagent

#36976
March 16, 2008, 11:36:33 PM
Last time I was to the SD Zoo in January, the gorillas wouldn't let you get behind them. I think we all know why.

snoop dawg

#36977
March 17, 2008, 12:02:45 AM
Can someone tell me how to get a picture on my profile, under the amount of posts?

Kilted Rat

#36978
March 17, 2008, 12:28:41 AM
Quote from: Gig Harbor Cat on March 16, 2008, 09:00:01 PM
KR come on up to the Pacific NW.  I have connections--  Nothing but the best for you my man.

GHC

I'd love to make it up there, we'll see what the schedule holds. More than likely if I do make it up, it won't be this season though.


Quote from: retagent on March 16, 2008, 11:36:33 PM
Last time I was to the SD Zoo in January, the gorillas wouldn't let you get behind them. I think we all know why.

The real question is why were you trying to get behind the Gorillas???

The only legit explanation is you were drunk and you thought they were Tommie girls.



Quote from: snoop dawg on March 17, 2008, 12:02:45 AM
Can someone tell me how to get a picture on my profile, under the amount of posts?

Click on your name next to your posts. This should take you to a page that looks like this.

Now click on "Forum Profile Information" on the left hand side under the "Modify Profile" tab.

On the next page, you can select either a "Personalized Picture" or "I have my own" or "I will upload my own." 

If you want one of the default pics such as Emilio Estevez or whoever the hell else they have you can do that. Otherwise find a pic you like on the internet, right click on it and select "copy shortcut." Then right click in the blue box next to "I have my own pic" on the page we found earlier and choose paste. Scroll to the bottom of the page and click "change profile."

Should do it for ya.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

#36980
March 17, 2008, 12:55:01 AM
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

janesvilleflash

#36981
March 17, 2008, 01:59:13 AM
Kr...   I WILL have a beer with you someday. You da man.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

OzJohnnie

#36982
March 17, 2008, 05:57:03 AM
Does he get away?  Who the hell knows, but it's pretty trick driving.
  

tmerton

#36983
March 17, 2008, 09:56:38 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 10:28:58 AM by tmerton
Quote from: OzJohnnie on March 17, 2008, 05:57:03 AM
Does he get away?  Who the hell knows, but it's pretty trick driving.

They have schools where they teach you how to drive like that.

Edit: Forgot about the advanced school (with the neat East Asian techno music).

57Johnnie

#36984
March 17, 2008, 10:05:35 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 10:14:31 AM by 57Johnnie
The corned beef and cabbage are on the fire so HAPPY St. PATRICK'S DAY and +k to all.  :D
WOW - That got fins up to 1300 but BDB is still 2 up on him  -- awaiting the SS  ;D
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!

BDB

#36985
March 17, 2008, 10:26:25 AM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on March 17, 2008, 01:59:13 AM
Kr...   I WILL have a beer with you someday. You da man.

Flash, you've got to, and I doubt it would be 1 beer.  ;D

Happy St. Patric+k's Day to everyone! The gal at the bank, who always looks good, looked especially good today in green.  ;)

tmerton

#36986
March 17, 2008, 10:52:34 AM
Aside from St. Patty's Day, it's also tax season, so in keeping with the spirit ...

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.  The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"  The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."  Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."  The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way can you do that!  It's a bet."  Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."  The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.  The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Kilted Rat

#36987
March 17, 2008, 10:58:25 AM
Quote from: OzJohnnie on March 17, 2008, 05:57:03 AM
Does he get away?  Who the hell knows, but it's pretty trick driving.

On the longer version of the clip, he runs into/onto a street sign right after this clip ends and is quickly surrounded.
Sweet driving nonetheless!



BDB,
Something tells me you're right and that a meeting between the Flash and I would not stop at 1 beer.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

finsleft

#36988
March 17, 2008, 11:16:09 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 11:19:08 AM by finsleft
Happy St. Patrick's Day to all! +k since I can't buy you all beers today.

Welcome home KR!

And finally, a golf lesson that makes sense!
:-*

57Johnnie

#36989
March 17, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
I don't know how it is today but this used to be the biggest day during the SJU school year. About 2:00 AM McNamara's Band and The Little German Band started marching through the dorms trying to outblast each other. There was a Battle Royal to see whether the green or orange flag went up the flagpole. Lenten regs were waived (either officially or not). I can't tell you if there was a high attendance at classes since I probably wasn't there. Then after corned beef and cabbage in the refectory things got serious  --  I think a lot of level 4 and above the next day.  ;D
The older the violin - the sweeter the music!
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