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janesvilleflash

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
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tmerton

Quote from: Johnnie Red on March 31, 2008, 01:57:30 PM

Thank the Lord that baseball season is starting tonight for the Twins. That much closer to college football season. ;)

What??  Watching video reports of Paris belly dancing in Turkey isn't enough to sate you?

DutchFan2004

Quote from: janesvilleflash on March 31, 2008, 02:59:58 PM
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

Is that a deposit or what the aluminum is worth.  Also is that $1,000 of Hamm's
Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

Klopenhiemer

Quote from: DutchFan2004 on March 31, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on March 31, 2008, 02:59:58 PM
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

Is that a deposit or what the aluminum is worth.  Also is that $1,000 of Hamm's

I would hope its $1,000 worth of GrainBelt  ;D ;D ;D
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Retired Old Rat

Quote from: Johnnie Red on March 31, 2008, 01:57:30 PM
KR, thanks for the picture of my future grandson ready to smack Hillary. Can't get much better than that, other than to have her face reality and drop out of the presidential race. ;)


I conclude from this statement that you are supporting Barack Obama.   ;D

Wow.   :o
   
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Rugman

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Quote from: DutchFan2004 on March 31, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on March 31, 2008, 02:59:58 PM
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

Is that a deposit or what the aluminum is worth.  Also is that $1,000 of Hamm's
Let's see, aluminum was going for about $2,600 per ton on Friday, so if flash gets $214 that would mean it took 165 pounds of aluminum to contain that $1,000 worth of beer.  Must be the deposit.  What's it run over there..about $.10 per can?

Retired Old Rat

After lots of research and waffling back and forth, I finally made a decision on treatment for my acoustic neuroma.

I am having Gamma Knife Radiosurgery at Mayo this Thursday.

I've had a good ol time reading articles from scintillating publications such as Journal of Neurosurgery and Skull Base Surgery.  Those neurosurgeons can really make radiological dose planning thrilling.

   
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stanbob

Thoughts and prayers remain with you ROR. 
Everyday is payday in paradise.

VOJ

Fellas...breaking news out of Collegeville...John Harrington is resigning as head hockey coach to take a job with a pro team in Switzerland...

Retired Old Rat

Quote from: VOJ on March 31, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
Fellas...breaking news out of Collegeville...John Harrington is resigning as head hockey coach to take a job with a pro team in Switzerland...

Bummer.  John is a great guy and a great coach.  He will be missed.
   
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DutchFan2004

Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on March 31, 2008, 04:39:59 PM
Quote from: DutchFan2004 on March 31, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on March 31, 2008, 02:59:58 PM
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

Is that a deposit or what the aluminum is worth.  Also is that $1,000 of Hamm's
Let's see, aluminum was going for about $2,600 per ton on Friday, so if flash gets $214 that would mean it took 165 pounds of aluminum to contain that $1,000 worth of beer.  Must be the deposit.  What's it run over there..about $.10 per can?

I can not speak for MN but it is still just a nickel here in Iowa.  So 214 bucks would be 2140 beers at a dime and 4280 at a nickel.  Sounds like some cheap beer either way you look at it.   ;D ;D
Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

DutchFan2004

Quote from: Retired Old Rat on March 31, 2008, 04:44:54 PM
After lots of research and waffling back and forth, I finally made a decision on treatment for my acoustic neuroma.

I am having Gamma Knife Radiosurgery at Mayo this Thursday.

I've had a good ol time reading articles from scintillating publications such as Journal of Neurosurgery and Skull Base Surgery.  Those neurosurgeons can really make radiological dose planning thrilling.


Good Luck!  You will be on my prayer list. 

Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

sumander

Quote from: VOJ on March 31, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
Fellas...breaking news out of Collegeville...John Harrington is resigning as head hockey coach to take a job with a pro team in Switzerland...

I had an opportunity to visit with John at a FB game two years ago. He is a class act!

ROR, I echo DF2004's sentiments! You are in our prayers.
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The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

57Johnnie

Quote from: Retired Old Rat on March 31, 2008, 04:44:54 PM
After lots of research and waffling back and forth, I finally made a decision on treatment for my acoustic neuroma.

I am having Gamma Knife Radiosurgery at Mayo this Thursday.

I've had a good ol time reading articles from scintillating publications such as Journal of Neurosurgery and Skull Base Surgery.  Those neurosurgeons can really make radiological dose planning thrilling.


Best wishes. Thoughts & prayers from western Colorado.
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