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[finsleft]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs. And a boat.

[bennie]

After lots of research and waffling back and forth, I finally made a decision on treatment for my acoustic neuroma.

I am having Gamma Knife Radiosurgery at Mayo this Thursday.

I've had a good ol time reading articles from scintillating publications such as Journal of Neurosurgery and Skull Base Surgery.  Those neurosurgeons can really make radiological dose planning thrilling.

My prayers are with you. I am sure everything will go well, you are getting treated by the best.  

[finsleft]

Some new beer will be coming your way soon.
I managed to get myself invited to a free "sampling" of the brewery's new wares in a couple of weeks.

[BDB]

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs. And a boat.

Likes Hamm's, and can cook.

Fins, while I like your overall concept, I think we can still be a little more demanding. 

[sumander]

Some new beer will be coming your way soon.
I managed to get myself invited to a free "sampling" of the brewery's new wares in a couple of weeks.

Fins, that looks interesting. I started brewing my own beer this winter. There is a lot to be said for being able to go to the basement and get a glass of beer from my own keg!

[DuffMan]

No more Gluek Ice??? 

[finsleft]

Duff- don't know the fate of the Gluek Ice, but I'll be sure to ask.

Sum- did you actually brew it in a keg? Must be one of those kits with the plastic keg, huh? What kind did you make?

BDB - careful, don't want to make the pool too small.

[BDB]

BDB - careful, don't want to make the pool too small.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs. And a boat.

Likes Hamm's, and can cook.[/b]

Leaves my Hamm's alone and can make frozen pizza.

Fins, how about this then? 

[finsleft]

That's more like it.

[tmerton]

Some new beer will be coming your way soon.
I managed to get myself invited to a free "sampling" of the brewery's new wares in a couple of weeks.

Fins, that looks interesting. I started brewing my own beer this winter. There is a lot to be said for being able to go to the basement and get a glass of beer from my own keg!

I'm going to start a campaign this summer for the return of Fins' Eelpout Ale - the finest in home brew. 8)

[sumander]

Sum- did you actually brew it in a keg? Must be one of those kits with the plastic keg, huh? What kind did you make?

Fin's, actually bought one of those kits from the Northern Brewer . After it ferments I transfer it to a 5 gal keg, which I have it hooked up to CO2.

So far I have brewed a honey weiss and an extra pale ale! Tasty stuff!

[57Johnnie]

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs. And a boat.

Likes Hamm's, and can cook.

Fins, while I like your overall concept, I think we can still be a little more demanding. 

Is a Hamms Distributer? 

[finsleft]

I'm going to start a campaign this summer for the return of Fins' Eelpout Ale - the finest in home brew. 8)

Thanks tmerts. I have to admit that was a tasty batch. Next batch, which should be debuting shortly will be Fins' Rat Bock. This will put the "ooh" in "smooth".

[kubiack78]

guy on far right went to millsaps and the guy second to the left went to Alfred

Or, if you prefer, the guy 8th from the left and the guy 7th from the right.

STOP IT!!!!!  your confusing the hell out of me... come on I went to a state school

Or to put it still another way (since I'm now confued, too), you're the guy in the middle with the watch cap on, yes? 

You are correct sir!!

Well I feel like John Candy in Planes Trains and Automobiles.  I left Friday and Got home on Monday. 

Found out the day before I was ready to leave that I was not flying into Sioux Falls but into Winnipeg Canada. I guess Winnipeg is part of the US now.  I work for british company and was told that I either took the tickets or stayed in Afghanistan for my vacation.  SOOOOOO...  flew from Kabul to Dubai where I had an 18 hour layover,  next a 7 hour flight to Amsterdam with an hour in between flights Next a 8 hour flight to Toronto.  Then a 3 hour flight to Winnipeg.  Got in late about 930pm  so getting a connection to the cities and in to Sioux Falls  was out of the question.  So I rented a car and drove across the border.  Boy the border guards loved me!!!  sir why do you have all of these middle eastern stamps in your passport.  Sir why are you coming in from Canada in a car??  Sir open your trunk and step away from the vehicle .  Any way I am home in the snowy wonderland knpw as the mid west.  +k all around.

[finsleft]

Welcome home Kubi.

I'm off to go watch Boof make it 2-0 with Fins, Jr..