FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

I was thinking, which we all know is dangerous for me to do, and I decided I'm glad the MLB season is 162 games and not 1 game long.

Otherwise, here would be some of the odd things going on the the Bigs this season:

1.  Livan Hernandez as a Cy Young Candidate
2. Brian Roberts wins the AL batting title.
3.  Xavier Nady leas the NL in HR's
4.  Carlos Gomez is rookie of the year in the AL.


Of the above, I think most of us can agree 4 is the only real possibility/probability.

[Retired Old Rat]

Nurse's view of ROR.

[OzJohnnie]

I was thinking, which we all know is dangerous for me to do, and I decided I'm glad the MLB season is 162 games and not 1 game long.

And what we would we do with the summer, after having to wait from the one game in April until September for the post season to start?  Might as well fill it with 161 other games, I figure.

[OzJohnnie]

Nurse's view of ROR.

For half a second there I thought you were having George Costanza moment and you were showing us your nurse about to give you a sponge bath.

Shuddddder...

[Retired Old Rat]

Important announcement

Posted: 4/1/2008 at 12:01AM

After much thought and deliberation and after consulting carefully with my wife and family, I have come to a serious conclusion (please read to end):

After years of observing government as an involved citizen, I can no longer sit idly by as the currents of history sweep this country ever closer to the perilous rocks of collapse.

There are times when men and women are called to action, and to ignore that call is to disregard everything that we profess to hold dear.

Therefore, I am announcing as of Tuesday, April 1, my intention to run for President of the United States.

I know this decision will cause much controversy among the public.

All I ask is that you consider the strengths that I would bring to the table as your voice in government.

I ask that you consider whether we are being ably represented under the current system.

And finally, I ask that you keep in mind the date I have chosen to make this announcement when evaluating my candidacy, and its historical relevance.

Thank you and God Bless America

[stanbob]

ROR, who is your running mate going to be, Sidd Finch? (Sports Illustrated, 1 April 1985)

[DutchFan2004]

Important announcement

Posted: 4/1/2008 at 12:01AM

After much thought and deliberation and after consulting carefully with my wife and family, I have come to a serious conclusion (please read to end):

After years of observing government as an involved citizen, I can no longer sit idly by as the currents of history sweep this country ever closer to the perilous rocks of collapse.

There are times when men and women are called to action, and to ignore that call is to disregard everything that we profess to hold dear.

Therefore, I am announcing as of Tuesday, April 1, my intention to run for President of the United States.

I know this decision will cause much controversy among the public.

All I ask is that you consider the strengths that I would bring to the table as your voice in government.

I ask that you consider whether we are being ably represented under the current system.

And finally, I ask that you keep in mind the date I have chosen to make this announcement when evaluating my candidacy, and its historical relevance.

Thank you and God Bless America

You are a little late in the game but you have my vote.

[Retired Old Rat]

ROR, who is your running mate going to be, Sidd Finch? (Sports Illustrated, 1 April 1985)

  Evelyn, your country is calling.

Sidd Finch, The Dude, my nurse and Angel Martin are all under consideration.

[Klopenhiemer]

ROR you have my vote. 

[Rugman]

Important announcement

Posted: 4/1/2008 at 12:01AM

After much thought and deliberation and after consulting carefully with my wife and family, I have come to a serious conclusion (please read to end):

After years of observing government as an involved citizen, I can no longer sit idly by as the currents of history sweep this country ever closer to the perilous rocks of collapse.

There are times when men and women are called to action, and to ignore that call is to disregard everything that we profess to hold dear.

Therefore, I am announcing as of Tuesday, April 1, my intention to run for President of the United States.

I know this decision will cause much controversy among the public.

All I ask is that you consider the strengths that I would bring to the table as your voice in government.

I ask that you consider whether we are being ably represented under the current system.

And finally, I ask that you keep in mind the date I have chosen to make this announcement when evaluating my candidacy, and its historical relevance.

Thank you and God Bless America

ROR, you just moved ahead of Ralph Nader in the national polls.  But how is your bowling game?  If you win you'll be POTUSROR.

[WLCALUM83]

ROR, who is your running mate going to be, Sidd Finch? (Sports Illustrated, 1 April 1985)

  Evelyn, your country is calling.

Sidd Finch, The Dude, my nurse and Angel Martin are all under consideration.

You mean you left out Dennis Becker???    

[janesvilleflash]

I've got my job picked out in ROR's government. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

[OzJohnnie]

This must be ROR's baby pic:



(see how that's done, snoop?)

[snoop dawg]

Oz....I see how its done but just cant seem to get it to work....I need more tutoring.   

[Kilted Rat]

ROR, who is your running mate going to be, Sidd Finch? (Sports Illustrated, 1 April 1985)

After much consideration and time in the reflection room, I have decided to honor ROR's request and be his running mate for the 2008 Presidential election. Initially I was very nervous until ROR clarified that he wanted help with his eLection with an L.

As ROR's VP candidate, I will lobby hard for campaign finance reform, the Twins to be on TV in Iowa, to make Hamm's the National beer and to make Post Patterns the site of all future political debates, this way we will never have to miss My Name Is Earl or the Office because 2 talking heads are debating promises they have no intention of keeping.

Thank you for your votes. Remember, vote early, vote often and intimidate intimidate intimidate!