FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[kubiack78]

Here is a little riddle for you all to ponder.  I heard this today and thought it was quite funny. 

It takes a cricket 30 minutes to chew through the middle of a dill pickle. 

How long does it take the cricket to shingle a dog house with pancakes?

There is a logical answer to this and winner will get karma from me for a week straight. 

Can you tell I'm a bit bored?

1. How much sq footage is the dog house
2. is the cricket using a nail gun or regular hammer?
3. Are these waffle house pancakes or XL large?


Where is the White Silly when you need him... this is right up his alley

[Klopenhiemer]

Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Apparently, the answer for this nonsensical riddle is more nonsense.  I don't get it and I never have with this sort of thing.  I could never figure out the purpose of post-modern deconstruction and surrealism.

OZ nice response.  I did not get it either the first time I had this told to me. 

[Klopenhiemer]

Here is a little riddle for you all to ponder.  I heard this today and thought it was quite funny. 

It takes a cricket 30 minutes to chew through the middle of a dill pickle. 

How long does it take the cricket to shingle a dog house with pancakes?

There is a logical answer to this and winner will get karma from me for a week straight. 

Can you tell I'm a bit bored?

1. How much sq footage is the dog house
2. is the cricket using a nail gun or regular hammer?
3. Are these waffle house pancakes or XL large?


Where is the White Silly when you need him... this is right up his alley

Kubiak you are the winner.  But since everyone was a good sport, KR, Fins, OZ, and anyone else who reponded will get pumped karma for a week. 

I was in FL for a conference and went to the bar once the day was done.  Me and few other guys were having a cocktails when this lady came and sat beside us.  She was funny and added a nice dimenision to our conversation.  The next think you know she threw this out on us.  It took us 3 hours and way to many drinks to fingure this one out.  But finally one guy said how big is the dog house and how big are the pancakes. 

Anyways +k to all. 

[DuffMan]

BTW, was 57 your jersey number or graduation date?  (or other?)  (I'd be IWU70 if a classmate hadn't already 'pilfered' the name. )

That'd be his graduation date.

[57Johnnie]

BTW, was 57 your jersey number or graduation date?  (or other?)  (I'd be IWU70 if a classmate hadn't already 'pilfered' the name. )

That'd be his graduation date.

Unfortunately you got it correct - Johnnie math at work +k 
To put it in proper perspective:
John has 433 victories since I graduated    Now that is scary. 

[retagent]

I don't have a dog, so I don't care.

Both my teams, the Wild and the Caps got refereed out of goals last night. I don't know which was the biggest travesty. But both overcame and won their games, much like our Johnnies do again and again. Go Caps!

John Tortorella, Lightning Coach, was incensed, or so I read about the event that KO'd Vinnie Lecavelier. I thought it was two guys trying to occupy the same place, which we all know is physically impossible. An accident, a happenstance. Cool your ire Torts.

[retagent]

By the way bennie, your Calgary announcers stank. They were belittling the Wild, while the Wild was schooling them. Then they belittled Ovechkin by repeating something Bobby "Five" Holik said that since he played 16 games against the Thrashers and the Lightning, it was no wonder he scored 65 goals. I wonder if they took away the goals he has scored this year against those teams, gave him the average per game he scored against other teams, who would be leading the lead in goals. I'll put my money on Ovie. What a bunch of Moroons.

[sumander]

Twins game tonight and then off to Georgia for a little golf and the Tuesday practice round at Augusta!

Full report when I return next week!

[janesvilleflash]

Here's the picture of the albino deer I took last week when it snowed.

[Rugman]

Here's the picture of the albino deer I took last week when it snowed.

Hey I got a photo of that same deer, but at night.

[DutchFan2004]

Here's the picture of the albino deer I took last week when it snowed.

This really blends in I can't even see the deer.  

[57Johnnie]

That must be the source of all those "Male enhancement" spams I get. They must figure that if you are hanging out on this message board at that time, you need some help in getting your software to be more hardware.

I stopped getting those, but lately I've been hammered with Gucci watches and fancy footwear junk e-mails. 

You must have given them my e-mail address since Gucci started showing up. 
The other stuff has slowed down but not stopped. 

[bennie]

By the way bennie, your Calgary announcers stank. They were belittling the Wild, while the Wild was schooling them. Then they belittled Ovechkin by repeating something Bobby "Five" Holik said that since he played 16 games against the Thrashers and the Lightning, it was no wonder he scored 65 goals. I wonder if they took away the goals he has scored this year against those teams, gave him the average per game he scored against other teams, who would be leading the lead in goals. I'll put my money on Ovie. What a bunch of Moroons.

The only announce team I lay any claim to are the Blue Jackets. This probably sounds odd, but I don't like any of the Canadian broadcasts. There is just something off...from the camera angles (Edmonton drives me nuts with the game being shot from behind the bench) to the anti-American team announcers. They are a bunch of Canadian homers, don't cha know, eh?

Oh, and Torts is a whiney b*tch, but that isn't anything new!!

[OzJohnnie]

Well I'm off to the Telstra Dome today with my dad and uncle to hopefully watch my mighty fighting Hawks run away from the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

Should be a good game.

[wildcat11]

My wife is a teacher and she told me it's about prom season again.  I was talking about this with TDT and he sent me this photo from his senior prom.