FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

BOL! KR, you really did miss your calling!

[DutchFan2004]

KR- What do you call a vegetarian with diarhea?
A salad shooter.

TDT in Detroit?

Vegetarian: Iroquois word for lousy hunter


I'm so glad Michigan tax dollars are going to go pay for that dood's lawyer and even more so to his housing.
How do you even start to be his defense lawyer?

"Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, my client is much like all of you. Approximately half of you are wearing a bra, my client wears bras. Approximately the other half of you can pee standing up, my client can do that too. So as you see he is really just like all of us, is that so wrong? Is being much like you and I really a crime?"

KR

You forgot to tell that jury that it is their fault too as he is homeless and you know that we are all the problem due to him being homeless.   

[bennie]

Ken Bartelt, my nominee for Principal-of-the-Year.

"It's not the first time PETA has targeted Wisconsin pastimes. The group once requested that the Green Bay Packers change the team's name because it highlighted violence to animals in slaughterhouses. It suggested Green Bay Six Packers, to honor the state's beer-brewing tradition."

Hunting, eating meat, wearing leather and owning pets...all bad things! But apparently drinking is something they can support! Interesting priorities! What a bunch of idiots!

[BDB]

"It's not the first time PETA has targeted Wisconsin pastimes. The group once requested that the Green Bay Packers change the team's name because it highlighted violence to animals in slaughterhouses. It suggested Green Bay Six Packers, to honor the state's beer-brewing tradition."

bennie, there is no way they could become the Green Bay Six Packers.

No self respecting Packer fan would ever stop at only 6! 

[bennie]

"It's not the first time PETA has targeted Wisconsin pastimes. The group once requested that the Green Bay Packers change the team's name because it highlighted violence to animals in slaughterhouses. It suggested Green Bay Six Packers, to honor the state's beer-brewing tradition."

bennie, there is no way they could become the Green Bay Six Packers.

No self respecting Packer fan would ever stop at only 6! 

And because of this, I am guessing that "Six Packers" wouldn't be in reference to their abdominals either!

[janesvilleflash]

6 beers! That's like giving an elephant 1 peanut.

[57Johnnie]

"It's not the first time PETA has targeted Wisconsin pastimes. The group once requested that the Green Bay Packers change the team's name because it highlighted violence to animals in slaughterhouses. It suggested Green Bay Six Packers, to honor the state's beer-brewing tradition."

bennie, there is no way they could become the Green Bay Six Packers.

No self respecting Packer fan would ever stop at only 6! 

And because of this, I am guessing that "Six Packers" wouldn't be in reference to their abdominals either!

In Wisconsin that part of the anatomy is called a 'German Goiter'.  8)

[tmerton]

Corona?  Ooph, please.  Must be a SoCal "so cool" thing.

The guy pictured at the bottom of your post was a beer expert.  What would he drink?

Let's see, I suspect George drank the kind of beer that wouldn't interfere with his flight instructor duties in the AAF.  Given that he was stationed in Oklahoma, I'd guess he drank the 3.2 version of Coors.  I don't think Corona and lime would have worked back then.

[BDB]

In Wisconsin that part of the anatomy is called a 'German Goiter'.  8)

I Googled "German Goiter."

Here's the #3 response:

"In Wisconsin that part of the anatomy is called a 'German Goiter'. Cool. 4. Post Patterns / West Region football / Re: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic ...
www.d3boards.com/index.php?action=recent - Similar pages"

8)

[janesvilleflash]

Well, you could finish out the rest of the day with this if you're really bored.

http://www.funny-games.biz/piss-drunk.html

[Knightstalker]

Well, you could finish out the rest of the day with this if you're really bored.

http://www.funny-games.biz/piss-drunk.html

This one is right up the same alley
http://www.maniacworld.com/walk_home_drunk.htm

[finsleft]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, What's for dinner, Batman?

[DustySJU]

To quote the ESPN guys, but Pardon the Interruption, while I throw in a football tidbit here! 

Here's a story in today's La Crosse Tribune about a three-sport athlete, Sam Pederson, from La Crosse Aquinas, who is headed to St. John's...

The kid's a winner = starting running back on the state championship football team last fall, starting point guard on the state championship team this spring, and currently the starting catcher on the baseball team, which won the state title last spring...

http://www.insidepreps.com/articles/2008/04/17/preps_content/mvc/aquinas/4-16pederson.txt

That's good news. The kid should do well at SJU.

KR- What do you call a vegetarian with diarhea?
A salad shooter.

TDT in Detroit?

As the article mentions, the young man carries a 3.7.  I had no idea his uncle and father spent that much time in the Alcuin Library however I do know they did enjoy in addition to football scouring the Arboretum for wild game!

Developing....

[Gray Fox]

Arnold Palmer......(did I spell that right OB?)...likes it and that makes it good by me.

What does Tiger like to drink?

I thought of a better question.

When Hillary knocks down a shot and a beer at a Pennsylvania tavern, what kind of beer does she drink?

[tmerton]

Back in the days of the Soviet Union, the Soviet Red Army had an official choir composed of male soldiers and musicians.  It still exists.  The Red Army Choir performs throughout Russia to this day.

Now consider the Finnish rock band called The Leningrad Cowboys.  A little while ago, they held a concert in Russia, in which - to the screaming applause of Russkie teen-agers - they got the Red Army Choir to join them on stage for a performance of "Sweet Home Alabama."  In English.  You couldn't make this up.

Watch it!