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BDB

Quote from: finsleft on April 22, 2008, 11:36:10 PM
From the SCTimes, coming to SJU:
"Harry Awe, a 5-foot-10, 190-pound running back who rushed for 1,767 yards and 23 touchdowns at Minnehaha Academy last fall..."

I was thinking, with a name like "Awe" this kid will be something, but his first name really makes him special.

fins, if this guy doesn't become your favorite player of all time, then there is just something wrong in the universe.  ;)

BDB

Filtered e-mail of the day:

Do you want a bazooka in your pants?


Well um, no.  ???  ::)

finsleft


DuffMan

Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on April 23, 2008, 08:35:09 AM
Filtered e-mail of the day:

Do you want a bazooka in your pants?


Well um, no.  ???  ::)

That must have been from TDT.

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retagent

I receives this in an e mail, and I put it here only for the pertinent reference that applies to Mrs McCain.

  Who would you vote for?

One candidate is a b!#ch who's a lawyer, who is married to a lawyer.
Another candidate is a lawyer, who's married to a lawyer who's a b!#ch.
The other candidate is married to a woman who has a big chest and owns a beer distributorship.

DutchFan2004

Quote from: finsleft on April 22, 2008, 11:36:10 PM
From the SCTimes, coming to SJU:
"Harry Awe, a 5-foot-10, 190-pound running back who rushed for 1,767 yards and 23 touchdowns at Minnehaha Academy last fall..."

I was thinking, with a name like "Awe" this kid will be something, but his first name really makes him special.


To bad you can't find a fullback with the name Shock.  Then you could have a Shock and Awe backfield. ;D
Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

bennie

Quote from: DutchFan2004 on April 23, 2008, 12:09:58 PM
To bad you can't find a fullback with the name Shock.  Then you could have a Shock and Awe backfield. ;D

We have that regardless of the player's last names! ;) ;D
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

Knightstalker

Quote from: bennie on April 23, 2008, 12:33:21 PM
Quote from: DutchFan2004 on April 23, 2008, 12:09:58 PM
To bad you can't find a fullback with the name Shock.  Then you could have a Shock and Awe backfield. ;D

We have that regardless of the player's last names! ;) ;D

Or somebody named Shucks, or Some, or Wright just hope it isn't someone named Full. ;D

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Kilted Rat

Quote from: DuffMan on April 23, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on April 23, 2008, 08:35:09 AM
Filtered e-mail of the day:

Do you want a bazooka in your pants?


Well um, no.  ???  ::)

That must have been from TDT.


What would TDT know about having a Bazooka in his pants? Unless you're talking bubble gum, it ain't never happened and ain't never gonna happen.




Oxy,
The only one on here who should have a PSA of 0 is Bennie. I guess a PSA of 0 is better than a Testosterone level of 0 8)
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

retagent

I'm guessing that OZ was one of the 1250 who did not develop prostate cancer.

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

snoop dawg

Maybe he should change his name to Beat Off Bob.

Hey Duff....ever fish for northern pike?  I did as a kid in Canada, I know they are great fighting fish but are they good eating?

retagent

Northerns are OK as an eating fish - well behind walleye, but are also very bony. I would give them a 6 on a scale of 1 - 10. Walleye maybe an 8 1/2 and salmom 9 to 9 1/2. Just one man's opinion. All others are welcome to call me an idiot.

Kilted Rat

Northerns= Snakes with fins

Here's my dad's favorite recipe for cooking Northerns, it also works for carp:

Take a hickory stick 1" in diameter and shove it in the mouth of the fish push it down through the entrails as far as it will go. Place fish with hickory stick in it on the grill over a medium flame. Turn every 5 minutes for 20 minutes. Remove hickory stick and throw away fish. Chew on hickory stick.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

OzJohnnie

Quote from: retagent on April 23, 2008, 05:20:44 PM
I'm guessing that OZ was one of the 1250 who did not develop prostate cancer.

I weouldd rsponed to that but itss too hard typoing wuth my left hannd.