FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[bennie]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[Johnnie Red]

Duff, eelpout is not that bad. I had it for the first time in my life this past February at the EelPout Fest in Walker. Next year will be the 30th anniversary of this famous event. Biggest outdoor keg party in the state.

[tmerton]

Fins must be working in his Chippewa City office.

Good effort, but wrong Chippewa City. I'm in Cook County, not Chippewa.

Then you're going to have to post your own picture of your satellite office in Chippewa City, Cook County, 'cause I can't find it.

[DutchFan2004]

bennie,

+k for the great story. 

[Kilted Rat]

Gentlemen and Ladies, when you get home tonight, look into the eyes of the one you love or your spouse whoever is closer and tell them that It's business time!

[OzJohnnie]

I didn't see oz had already posted that, I cede my portion of the million to him. I would like a lovley parting gift though.

Jeez - I feel guilty.  I just zoomed in on the photo and read the sign...

EDIT: Boy, that's rough.  I confess my methods and get pinged.

[OzJohnnie]

My two oldest girls and I went to the ANZAC Day Dawn Service at the War Memorial here in Melbourne this morning.  ANZAC day is Australia's Veterans Day and was born of the ANZAC legend starting in Gallipoli.  The girls did well to get out of bed at 4:45 so we could make it to the Memorial by dawn.

This is a picture of the Memorial after the service as dawn is breaking:



On the radio driving home, it was announced that 40,000 people attended.  It seemed pretty crowded.  Here's a shot of the crowd I took from a high vantage after the service:



On this Aussie Day of Remembrance I would like to give thanks for all those serving our nations.  And Kubiak, if you're reading this could you give a special thanks to that Aussie buddy of yours for me (even if he is a Bomber supporter)?

[finsleft]

Fins must be working in his Chippewa City office.

Good effort, but wrong Chippewa City. I'm in Cook County, not Chippewa.

Then you're going to have to post your own picture of your satellite office in Chippewa City, Cook County, 'cause I can't find it.

OK, here's my Gunflint office, until Sunday:

[tmerton]

Fins must be working in his Chippewa City office.

Good effort, but wrong Chippewa City. I'm in Cook County, not Chippewa.

Then you're going to have to post your own picture of your satellite office in Chippewa City, Cook County, 'cause I can't find it.

OK, here's my Gunflint office, until Sunday:

The picture is too small.  I can't make out the Hamm's sign.

[janesvilleflash]

I got a palm pilot.

[Kilted Rat]

I got a palm pilot.

Flash,
Didn't know you were left handed.

[kubiack78]

  And Kubiak, if you're reading this could you give a special thanks to that Aussie buddy of yours for me (even if he is a Bomber supporter)?

Taken care of... was shocked that I knew about it,  had to tell him that a yank in Melbourne told me.

[retagent]

KR = without looking at the you tube clip, was it Germaine and Brett from down Oz's way?

[OzJohnnie]

KR = without looking at the you tube clip, was it Germaine and Brett from down Oz's way?

From New Zealand.  Kinda like Canada; might as well be another state.

[Kilted Rat]

KR = without looking at the you tube clip, was it Germaine and Brett from down Oz's way?

From New Zealand.  Kinda like Canada; might as well be another state.

Ret,
Indeed it is! Just discovered them last night while drinking beer with a buddy. Funny stuff!

If Canada really was another state of the US, what would that mean?
Here are some potential effects of that possibility:
1. NHL becomes the American Hockey League, however the Blue Jays are in the American league, so maybe it would stay.
2. Labatt's and Molson become much cheaper instantaneously.
3. The average temperature in America plummets confounding global warming experts around the globe.
4. The phrase "Shut up you hoser." is uttered on capital hill during a debate for the first time.
5. My dream Caribou hunting trip no longer requires a passport.
6. The US gains an unmeasurable wealth in oil from the oil sludge fields in Canada that were once thought "useless unless gas prices go over $2 a gallon."
7. The value of the dollar goes up and we gain the ability to pay for dinner in pursuit of beaver with a picture of a beaver.
8. The moose becomes the co-national animal.

Anything I missed?