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snoop dawg


snoop dawg

KR   one for you ;)

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind.  We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'


Johnnie Red

Speaking of women, Pamela Anderson will be featured on Larry King Live tonight. Also was listening to Mike Evans on KQRS this morning. Mike mentioned that Paris Hilton has been signing her autograph on mirrors and walls in hotels around the country. ???


Rugman


tmerton

Those Minnesota kids are smart.  On the NFL's Wonderlic test, Trevor Laws (Burnsville - Apple Valley) scored a 30 - more than the combined scores of Chad Henne (22) and Mario Manningham (6!).  And John Carlson (Litchfield) scored a 40!  (Some Wonderlic scores)

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

retagent

I guess now that the Flyers are playing the Canadiens, and not the Capitals, the calls are going to go AGAINST them. How do you strike downward on the puck, and hit the crossbar without having hit the puck with the stick above the crossbar?  It was very close, but still curious that they got all the close calls against the Caps.

janesvilleflash

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Kilted Rat

Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 25, 2008, 10:41:22 AM
Quote from: DuffMan on April 25, 2008, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on April 25, 2008, 09:20:24 AM
What you'all gonna use your check for?

This "little" fella.

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Hope you don't have to hold it by the balls all the time.

That's the future Mrs Duff holding the dog. Rumor has it that's how she holds all males in her life :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DutchFan2004

Quote from: Kilted Rat on April 25, 2008, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: janesvilleflash on April 25, 2008, 10:41:22 AM
Quote from: DuffMan on April 25, 2008, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Shouldabeen71 on April 25, 2008, 09:20:24 AM
What you'all gonna use your check for?

This "little" fella.

Click here to embiggen

Hope you don't have to hold it by the balls all the time.

That's the future Mrs Duff holding the dog. Rumor has it that's how she holds all males in her life :o


Are you saying Duff is in peril? ;D ;D
Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

Kilted Rat

Quote from: DutchFan2004 on April 25, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
Are you saying Duff is in peril? ;D ;D

Just saying she's already mastered the "wife-hold."
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DutchFan2004

Are you now studying for the final boards you take?  I forgot what my son said about them.  I think he said that there are like three sets of boards you guys have to take.  Is that right?  I know he is studying for his now. 
Play with Passion  Coach Ron Schipper

DuffMan

Actually, that would be the dog breeder holding the dog by the nuggets.  He's still living with his momma till after the wedding and honeymoon.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

sumander

I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

DuffMan


A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03