FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

Twins just don't have the chemistry the White Sox have.

[finsleft]

Twins just don't have the chemistry the White Sox have.

Who needs a blow-up doll with that kind of action? 

[BDB]

Twins just don't have the chemistry the White Sox have.

Who needs a blow-up doll with that kind of action? 

The guy with his hat on backwards would be on the receiving end of this Brokeback Mountain relationship, me thinks. 

[tmerton]

And you guys know that Josh Rose is spending next semester in Japan, right?

Now, when you say "Japan" do you mean "Japan, the country" or "Japan, moving to defensive end to replace Mitch Eversman"?  Because one of those things really doesn't help the Johnnies win more games, does it?

Answer here.

That's okay - when he comes back in 09 I have a nickname for him ... "Tokyo Express"!

[snoop dawg]

Twins just don't have the chemistry the White Sox have.

Who needs a blow-up doll with that kind of action? 

Man , thats nothing, take a walk down Hollywood Blvd. around midnight......and if the moon is full.....OMG.

[tmerton]

I don't know - this picture and baseball just seem to go together for me. 

[finsleft]

Dad Makes Prom Dress

[DutchFan2004]

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
It scared the sh!t out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.
     

Fins,

As learned as you are I am sure you know that you can not believe everything you read. 

[finsleft]

I believed this:
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.  Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[Kilted Rat]

Secrets, secrets are no fun, secrets, secrets, hurt someone...

That being said my secret trails dusty in the lil one department by 1.

oAs.

CONGRATS OAS!!!! Apparently there are some things a 1 armed man can do as well as the rest of us





RE: Gomez
Yes, he lacks in fundamentals, but he also puts the fun in lack of FUNdamentals.
Besides we might as well enjoy him while we have him before his contract expires and he heads to a team actually willing to pay their good players. (I know all about arbitration and salary numbers but roll with me here). 

If we teach him fundamentals and how to play smart baseball, he'll be a better Red/White Sock/Yankee/Met/Angel in 6 years and then we'll have to face him.

I'm sick of the Twins being the farm team for the teams willing to spend money, let's teach our young future superstars poor fundamentals and sloppy baseball, maybe that we we can afford to keep them a few years longer.

[frankrickard]

But then Pohlad wouldn't be able to spin that he's trying to win instead of just out trying to make money.

[snoop dawg]

fins....you always have the best jokes on the board. Hilarious    +k 

[finsleft]

Happy belated bday fins.  I will have a bottle of the finest beer I can find in my fridge after I get off of work today.

Frank-
Thanks! Just curious...what kind of beer did you have?

[finsleft]

And you guys know that Josh Rose is spending next semester in Japan, right?

Tmerton-
Looks like you got scooped.

[DuffMan]

I got a quote yesterday for some electrical work that I'd like done on our house.  $3000 for some simple crap that'd take one day to do.

WTF is up with that?  I obviously got into the wrong line of work.  $3000 for one day's work???  Cripes!