FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Rugman]

Hooters a bummer. All the girls were younger than my daughters. I think they need to start a Hooters senior, where all the girls are over 50. Maybe they could call it Geezers.

No, Hoooooooooooooooooters.

How 'bout "Saggers" as the name for the Over 50 Hooters knockoff?

[Ralph Turner]

Hooters a bummer. All the girls were younger than my daughters. I think they need to start a Hooters senior, where all the girls are over 50. Maybe they could call it Geezers.

No, Hoooooooooooooooooters.

How 'bout "Saggers" as the name for the Over 50 Hooters knockoff?

Too close to being confused with a small culinary establish in the kitchen of a famous Chicagoan, Sager's...

[Johnnie Red]

Last Monday I was asked by a ticket taker if I was a senior, as in senior citizen. Yesterday at Grand Old Day in St. Paul I was refused a wristband to get into the entertainment areas because I did not have my driver's license with to prove I was 21 or older. Funny how things work. I did run into a number of Johnnies from the class of `04 yesterday and also the equipment manager for the football team.

[finsleft]

It looks like Flash found some of BDB's stash.

I wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Duff have met Arthur yet? Heck, they're probably in their room with the drapes closed anyway.

[BDB]

Well, I trust Duffman is legally bound and taking in the rays down in Mexico.  8)

Duff, I know you'll jump on the PC in the hotel lobby to check in on us.

Whatever you do, my blonde haired friend, do not get a sunburn!  

[Klopenhiemer]

The weekend may be dead around here with fishing, weddings and golfing to be done...but I can't help but pass along this hilarious Ole info I stumbled across through a current player.

1. Deontae Hutchins didn't play against rival Carleton this year. I don't recall the exact timing, but I believe many attributed it to the injuries he battled through most of the year. Not true, according to my Ole friend.

Hutchins punched out RJ "That's how RJ does it" Jackson at a house party awhile back and was banned from Carleton's campus. Apparently, this included the football field.

Jackson, who was out cold after the punch, got his sweet revenge, however. He tracked down Hutchins' girlfriend's phone number and sent her multiple, um, suggestive text messages that may have included phrases like "a real man." The GF promptly showed Hutchins, who rounded up his entire Florida posse to make an angry run through Carleton's campus. Their Ole teammates got word of said plans and cooler heads prevailed — by separating the group through LONG drives around the city of Northfield. Who knew Malt-O-Meal had sedative powers?

It's almost a shame that the Oles have some good character people...cause that potential rumble sure would have spruced up the Goat rivalry!

2. One of the characters St. Olaf interviewed for its football position was some cat from Carthage College. Apparently, Greg Etter straight up told the hiring committee that Olaf's rigorous academic standards didn't allow him to recruit the athletes he needed to "run his system." I'm not going to make any dramatic conclusions about his statement, but I can confirm Carthage had numerous non-white players on its basketball team a few years back.

He was basically laughed out of the room...but later hired by Concordia University (Wisconsin). I wonder if they got the memo about that statement...

Pt 1 was entertaining gossip.

Pt 2, however...  I can't think of one way to read your post in a positive light.  Are you trying to confirm Etter's poor taste and judgment, or your own?

OZ love the analysis.  Made me laugh. 

[BDB]

A separated at birth bit from KQ's website: Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Attn: Mayor

Have you seen/heard from our esteemed buddies L.L. Bean, Veek aka Little Wiener Doggie, or Ritz?  I will send out the search party if you deem it necessary.

Closed Circuit to Flash: There is a 83% chance of Touchdown Tommy coming to Alpine Valley in the very near future for one Mr. Jimmy Buffett and two his Coral Reefer Band.  Please advise Mrs. Flash to have her Hot Hangover Heaven meal prepared for TDT and his queasy stomach pals at a moments notice. 

Thanks much,

The President

[finsleft]

Attn: Mayor

Have you seen/heard from our esteemed buddies L.L. Bean, Veek aka Little Wiener Doggie, or Ritz?  I will send out the search party if you deem it necessary.

Closed Circuit to Flash: There is a 83% chance of Touchdown Tommy coming to Alpine Valley in the very near future for one Mr. Jimmy Buffett and two his Coral Reefer Band.  Please advise Mrs. Flash to have her Hot Hangover Heaven meal prepared for TDT and his queasy stomach pals at a moments notice. 

Thanks much,

The President

Mr. President:

The aforementioned Bean, Veek and Ritz have been MIA. They sure talk a good golf game when there's snow on the ground, don't they?

Love to join you and all the crazy parrotheads at Alpine Valley in July - it's been a few years since I caught the show there, but that should be on everyone's bucket list. Alas, this year the date is too close to another event on my list, seeing the Twins play the Yanks in NYC before they tear down the House That Ruth Built.

Mayor Fins

[Gray Fox]

A separated at birth bit from KQ's website: Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse.

I guess sex is not all in the City.

[finsleft]

A separated at birth bit from KQ's website: Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse.

And, finally, an answer to the question: "Why the long face?"

[BDB]

Here's a couple more separated at birth's....



Fire Marshall Bill and Bruce Jenner



Wario and Zygi Wilf



John McCain and Winnie the Pooh



AJ Pierzynski and Lee Harvey Oswald



Arlen Spector and the Cowardly Lion

and finally.....



Halle Berry's cleavage and the Carlson Towers.

[finsleft]

a couple more...

          

[DutchFan2004]

Good one Fins you can always make me laugh.  BDB you as well.  You can get quite the education here on the MIACPP. 

[Touchdown Tommy]

Mayor you old dog you, how long did it take you to Photoshop Nacho Libre into that pic with Borat?  The LWD may pee his pants when he sees that.

RE: NYC

Where are you staying?  Do you have ducats yet?  Nothing like the Stadium in the Bronx...