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No Sex Since 1955 

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.  Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.  You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, 'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

[tmerton]

Now this is the kind of story JR used to share with us before he became JJR.

Is there any chance that TDT is using Shannon P. Hunter as an alias? (I'm just asking.)

[frankrickard]

Now this is the kind of story JR used to share with us before he became JJR.

Is there any chance that TDT is using Shannon P. Hunter as an alias? (I'm just asking.)

"When I asked him why he was naked, he just shrugged his shoulders."

The ladies all ask the same question to TDT.

[snoop dawg]

KR.....take a look at the Mitsubishi DLP.....I think you will like it.

[tmerton]

Does anyone see the picture in Fins' signature?  Or do you, like me, see only that dreaded little red "x"?   

[Klopenhiemer]

KR.....take a look at the Mitsubishi DLP.....I think you will like it.

Snoop...I thought that Texas Instruments makes the DLP tv.  "Its in the mirrors"

[bennie]

I heard about this on the radio this morning. Apparently TDT is quite the world traveler!

http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/06/02/whatever-happened-to-the-blowup-doll.php

[BDB]

Does anyone see the picture in Fins' signature?  Or do you, like me, see only that dreaded little red "x"?  

[BDB]

Drunken driver falls asleep, crashes into bike race. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362147,00.html

[retagent]

I'm late to the discussion, but you have gotten great advice on HDTV. I thought I might have to throw in LG and Phillips, but that was also covered. I bought a Samsung LCD on the advice of my very tech savvy and well informed 24 year old son. Somewhere in the back of my fertile, but unplowed mind are some negatives about Mitsubishi DLP. Snoop might be right, but does anyone else have input on that. One thing you might consider if you haven't already pulled the trigger on it. I am a big Satellite fan. I had Dish Network in Virginia, and have DirecTV now. Both, IMHO, are better than cable. Unless you're saving a bundle by bundling, take a look. DirecTV HD is outstanding.

[tmerton]

KR.....take a look at the Mitsubishi DLP.....I think you will like it.

Snoop...I thought that Texas Instruments makes the DLP tv.  "Its in the mirrors"

I believe TI makes the processer but they don't make televisions.

[tmerton]

Does anyone see the picture in Fins' signature?  Or do you, like me, see only that dreaded little red "x"?  

I didn't realize you had such a big X, BDB.  It's bigger than Fins'!

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Good moring, afternoon or what ever time it is...   bad birthday for me... thought I was 23 instead of 38 and got my nose broken in an Alpha male argument wow I am hurting and need to go to bed.  At least I have stoped bleding but the pride thing is more of an issue... any suggestions???  Thanks, MAICPP

Throw a steak on it and go to bed...

Were you fighting with friends or foes?

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Heal quickly and get back out there and teach those young ones a lesson!

[Kilted Rat]

Thanks all on the advice.
I think I found my TV:

http://www.buydig.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=SAMLNT4661F

http://www.buydig.com/Assets/Product/images250/030E45F30B484E10B2BB94EF8F1CCE3F.jpg

For about $600 less than on base and about $1000 less than at the local BestBuy.


Any parting thoughts?





Kubibear,
When ya get back stateside I can straighten that nose out for ya. Broke and reset mine my freshman year of wrestling at SJU playing football for a break from the rigors of practice.
Why is it wrestlers rarely get injured in wrestling but let us try any other sport and you need an orthopaedist on call?