FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[retagent]

Whew!

No arguement about trade deficits, OZ. Just pointing out the bleeding obvious.

Snoop. Thanks for the invite. I get out there almost every winter. I will probably bring three others, but we cheeseheads are  available for a melding of two groups. I may also get there in August for a wedding (not mine). I have two sons at Pendleton if you haven't seen my reference to that before.
I always think it's better if Tiger gets beat. He will win his share - probably more than Snead, and more majors than Jack -  But I'm one who almost always pulls for the underdog. Rocco would have been a great story as well. His swing, altered by numerous surgeries, looks more like one I see one the weekends. I wish I could be the "short hitter" that he is and get it out there about 270 - 275.

[Kilted Rat]

Definition of liquidity for Warren Buffet = ability to quickly turn a non-monetary asset into cash.

Definition of liquidity for the members of this board = ability to quickly turn cash into beer.

Nope, definition of liquidity on this board is a trash bag of empty beer cans that can be turned into cash which can be turned into beer.

[BDB]

Nope, definition of liquidity on this board is a trash bag of empty beer cans that can be turned into cash which can be turned into beer.

Let the circle, be unbroken! 

[Rugman]

Definition of liquidity for Warren Buffet = ability to quickly turn a non-monetary asset into cash.

Definition of liquidity for the members of this board = ability to quickly turn cash into beer.

Nope, definition of liquidity on this board is a trash bag of empty beer cans that can be turned into cash which can be turned into beer.

Well, if it's just your own beer cans then that is a definition of rapidly diminishing returns.  On the other hand, if you are collecting additional empty beer cans from alley trash cans.....

[OzJohnnie]

A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.

They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[Rugman]

Who wants to tell Oz that this joke has already appeared on the board, but with Hillary Clinton in the role of the beautiful young maiden?

[57Johnnie]

Who wants to tell Oz that this joke has already appeared on the board, but with Hillary Clinton in the role of the beautiful young maiden?

.......and coming from a fellow that lives in a land where they have 11 sheep for every guy 

[finsleft]

Pat, can we get these added to the toolbar? I'm tired of the ones we have.

(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_)   kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

[57Johnnie]

Pat, can we get these added to the toolbar? I'm tired of the ones we have.

(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_)   kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

Pat, can we get these added to the toolbar? I'm tired of the ones we have.

(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_)   kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

What do you do with those of us (speaking for myself) who are multiples? 

Well, maybe horse's a$$ might work 

[DuffMan]

Hmm, my last post somehow disappeared...

[finsleft]

Was wondering about that Duff. Thought maybe you were feeling guilty about putting parentheses around 2 o's and a Y.

Here's the best reason I've seen so far for playing basketball:

Marko Jaric's fiance

[Rugman]

Is anyone on this board still stationed in Afghanistan?  I have this eery feeling we are going to see a tet like offensive by the Taliban there soon.

[snoop dawg]

fins...+k for two weeks......that is some funny ass stuff.

LM(_!_)O

[Klopenhiemer]

fins...+k for two weeks......that is some funny ass stuff.

LM(_!_)O

fins that is very funny.  I got great kick out of that. 

Snoop I have to give it to you as well.  That was pretty funny. 

[Gray Fox]

The newly legalized California version of marriage:

[ {_!_}+{_!_} ]