FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

NO!!!!!

The worst part of a pic like this?  You can't help but stare at the butt crack.  Look away!  Take your eyes off that spot where the whale's tale emerges from the Marianas Trench!  But you can't...  The siren's lure of spackled crack is too powerful.

EDIT: And your second thought is what the hell is this Buffalo Bill wannabe wearing on his head?  Infra-red goggles?

[tmerton]

NO!!!!!

Stairs wouldn't do, Flash - a ramp was required ... and for perfectly obvious reasons was impractical and thus not accomplished.

[OzJohnnie]

Could it be that Buffalo Bill is the creepiest dude ever brought to screen?  Not necessarily the scariest or the most diabolical, but in terms of pure creep I can't think of any other character with a greater sicko factor.

[snoop dawg]

Worth looking at?

http://gizmodo.com/5019047/the-breast-motion-power-generator-is-a-genius-idea

Flash, I've always imagined that this is what Mrs Flash looks like.

Mrs. Flash..........is hot!

[snoop dawg]

The courthose hostage thing is really scary.  As I said before, in So. Cal, almost every court has metal detectors.  Did any of you guys ever see the video where an outraged crazy client went after his attorney with a gun outside the courthouse?  It happended in Van Nuys Ca. a few years ago.  I walked out of the courthouse a few minutes after the client was apprehended. The attorney was hiding behind a tree, on the other side of the tree was the client trying to shoot him.  They were bobbing and weaving, almost looked like they were dancing.  When you watch it, it is pretty funny.  Lucky for the attorney his client was a bad shot.  I will try to find the video link.

Anyone see the new show, Wipeout, hilarious.

[OzJohnnie]

I will try to find the video link.

Wow.

[snoop dawg]

Thanks Oz.....my internet connection is acting up tonight, I keep losing my connection.  Pretty scary, huh?

[Retired Old Rat]

Veek, that is spooky.  Glad you got out when you did.

JR, I'm really surprised they don't have metal detectors in Scott County.  I wonder if they have them in Washington County.

I'm in the Hennepin County Government Center about once a week.  When I'm walking through on the way to my customer's office I continuously scan for anything that looks out of place.  A lot of interesting characters in that place.

KR, I can't tell you how jealous I am.  When I saw that on the Twin's schedule I sure thought about getting out there.  I love San Diego.

Oxy, I was standing next to Snoop on the grassy knoll.

[OzJohnnie]

Oxy, I was standing next to Snoop on the grassy knoll.

Using enhanced digital enhancement, I have managed to locate ROR and Snoop.  Quick, someone re-open the Warren Commission.  New evidence!

[snoop dawg]

I didn't have lunch with Tiger, and didnt say I did, although, he probably would have asked me for putting tips, I wasn't in the dugout during the '60 series,  just off and on during the season, and when I watched the shooting the lawyer video again, I thought you were the lawyer.  I though the shooter  was just one more guy who would like to take a shot at you.  Call me and I'll give you the case number so you can research the fact why I was there, what courtroom, and the result.  You obviously have nothing else to do but follow my posts.  And here I thought you never read them.


ROR.........is that a Hamms in your hand?

[Retired Old Rat]

ROR.........is tha a Hamms in your hand?

I sure as hell wasn't going to drink that Corona you were swilling.  But no, it was a Lone Star.

[Kilted Rat]

KR you dog you.  The stars didn't align properly for the Twins series.  Probably a 93.4% chance I still make it to visit you this summer.  Hope Mrs. KR doesn't mind!!!

A few important points of interest:

• Do they have Hamm's in SD?
• Did you purchase your flat panel TV yet?
• Should I bring my Speedo?

Hamm's: haven't found it yet, but they do have Cold Spring Beers at select locations, or at least on billboards. Haven't found it in stores...yet

TV is on hold waiting for MrsKR to pick out her "media console" to put said TV on.
The good news on that front is that I have moved MrsKR up from a 46" tv to a 50"!

Unless it's a swim cap, I don't want to see you in anything made by the Speedo brand! The only people who want to see that are MamaTDT and BJ Betty, god rest her inflatable soul!

KR, I can't tell you how jealous I am.  When I saw that on the Twin's schedule I sure thought about getting out there.  I love San Diego.

Beautiful place to be! I start official internship duties Thursday so that will about be the end of me seeing it.

Feel free to come visit anytime! That goes for all PP members... except Tommies.

[snoop dawg]

KR.......Try Bev Mo, Beverages and More, if they have them in SD.  They have one of the largest selections of beer I've seen around here.  If you need tix to a Twins - Angels game send me a pm, I may be able to help you out.  I dont want to say how , OB will just call me FG again.

[OzJohnnie]

Ever have a day like this?



Today was my day...  The best thing about days like this?  Tomorrow is a new one.

[janesvilleflash]

FYI  There's a Johnnie on the All American team (pre-season) from this outfit.

http://cdsdraft.com/aa.php?team=Division%20III