FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[snoop dawg]

C'mon fins....you must do insurance defense work!

[57Johnnie]

Got an e-mail promoting the Steve Carlson Hockey School coming soon to 57's hometown of Chippewa Falls.

Not sure if son of BDB is ready for this kind of pregame action quite yet. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8

What I want to know is how they will get the Mill Pond to freeze in August?  8)

[BDB]

Hilarity.  8)

[finsleft]

C'mon fins....you must do insurance defense work!

Some estate planning. As a public service to my pals at MIACPP, I pass along the following do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament. Just fill in the blanks and you'll be all set. You're welcome.

                                  ~  Last Will and Testament  ~ 

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Martini ______a Margarita ______ a Scotch and Soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______The sports page ______Chocolate or ______Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________ Date:

NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place PLEASE pass it on .

[snoop dawg]

Now I know why they call you The Mayor.  I think a better nickname would be the King of Comedy. Pretty funny stuff.  I am surprised that Hamm's isn't included in the list.

[frankrickard]

So if Favre signs with the Vikings is he this generation's Benedtict Arnold?

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/report-favre-asks-for-release-from-packers/

[OzJohnnie]

Got an e-mail promoting the Steve Carlson Hockey School coming soon to 57's hometown of Chippewa Falls.

Not sure if son of BDB is ready for this kind of pregame action quite yet. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8

What I want to know is how they will get the Mill Pond to freeze in August?  8)

Ha!  Near the beginning of that age long ago (oh, so long ago) when I first met my (future) wife, we were about to take her first trip to Minnesota and then up north to Rapids and visit the folks/family.  To get her prepped for the adventure I rented a copy of Slap Shot.  Then while we were up there we saw a semi-pro game over in Coleraine between Greenway and Taconite just to maximize the Slap Shot atmosphere.  Her favorite bit of the live game was when the announcer yelled, "Gentlemen! Let's Play Hockey!"  She didn't believe me when I told her that was how the game started.

[OzJohnnie]

Hey, retagent, did you get any work on Kubiak?

[janesvilleflash]

Just got an email from Kubiack. He said his company won't let them post on any public forums. He's still reading, lurking, just can't post. Asked me to give everyone his best.

[tmerton]

Just got an email from Kubiack. He said his company won't let them post on any public forums. He's still reading, lurking, just can't post. Asked me to give everyone his best.

Are you sure Kubiak's not in the brig, Flash?  Well, tell him to keep safe and post when he can (BTW, how do they know?  )

[janesvilleflash]

Not sure how they know. I'm sure if he has anything to say, he could email any of us, and we would gladly make a post in his behalf. That wouldn't be treason would it?

[Knightstalker]

Very easy to tell, there are plenty of software packages out there that will tell whoever is monitoring the network exactly what, when and where someone is browsing and posting.  In fact some will take a screen shot of every desktop in the system every 5 seconds or so.  Remember Big Brother is watching.

[snoop dawg]

I guess posting on the MIACPP and talking about, football, beer, fishing, golf, minivans and what ever topic the mayor chooses is now a matter of national security.

[OzJohnnie]

Here is some classic Australian humor:  www.InvadeNewZealand.com

[snoop dawg]

Very funny Oz...+k   How did you end up in Oz land anyway?