FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DustySJU]

Public Service Announcement;

The season's first meeting of the JohnnieFootball.com brain trust is scheduled for this evening in EP.  We've expanded our JF.com team and are excited for the '08 season.

If someone brings a digital camera along we'll share an official report and photos on the JohnnieFootball.com website.

In a highly anticipated appearance, "The Mayor" has reported his early model RV is in excellent working order and will be making the trip.  Contributors from Florida, Little Falls, Mound and St. Anthony will also be appearing.

Developing....

Please make sure Mr. Shoes is working on that stylesheet for printing from the website!

...I'll pass along the reminder....

[tmerton]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.  That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'  Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

[Freebird]

Hey TDT have you saving enough money from mowing your moms lawn to make it to the Bethel/SJU game on October 4th?

Three-peat...

[Pat Coleman]

Hey folks, thanks for keeping my home state company for the past 18 years. It's good to be home!

[DuffMan]

Hey folks, thanks for keeping my home state company for the past 18 years. It's good to be home!

Are you visiting or home for good?

[Pat Coleman]

This is it.

http://www.d3football.com/dailydose/2008/06/28/homeward-bound/

[BDB]

Hey folks, thanks for keeping my home state company for the past 18 years. It's good to be home!

Are you visiting or home for good?

I think it sounds like a move Duff.

Welcome Home Pat! 

Wait a minute. I'm in Wisconsin.   

Close enough. 

[johnnie_esq]

This is it.

http://www.d3football.com/dailydose/2008/06/28/homeward-bound/

Welcome back, Pat.  I look forward to meeting you in person now that you will be around your newold home!  Don't be a stranger to the MIAC!

BDB, you are from that part of Wisconsin west of Eau Claire (you know--the part that actually likes hockey)-- therefore, being closer to St. Paul than to Madison makes you a Minnesotan for sure. 

[DuffMan]

Well then, welcome back, Pat.

[AO]

Who would have thought that we would have got Liriano and Pat back in the same week?  Ain't no stopping us now!

[tmerton]

Wait a minute. I'm in Wisconsin.   

Speaking of Wiscy, I just learned that a doc I know has moved to Viroqua (ph).  Where dat?

[WAHOO3]

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/aug/02/meidt-makes-mighty-coaching-jump/

A Washington Post column on Coach Meidt's transission to the NFL. Hate away. Also, Horace Gant got to play about 3 qtrs last night in the HOF game.

[OzJohnnie]

I went to renew my MLB Audio subscription a hour ago so that I can listen to the Twinks during the stretch while at work.  To my wonder, I found that I could log straight in and start listening.  Turns out a subscription to mlb.com is auto-renewing.  Sneaky rascals.  Lucky I like the product.

[stanbob]

I went to renew my MLB Audio subscription a hour ago so that I can listen to the Twinks during the stretch while at work.  To my wonder, I found that I could log straight in and start listening.  Turns out a subscription to mlb.com is auto-renewing.  Sneaky rascals.  Lucky I like the product.

they are that oz. Personally i like it when the Twins play Seattle and I can listen to the pregame show the mariners put on.  Today there were lots of props towards the Twins and how they do it the right way, gotta love it.

[OzJohnnie]

Congratulations on the retirement, stanbob.  I hope you can relax.

Whenever I hear of retirement, I always think of my old man.  He retired and in the first two weeks of the best part of this life my mom had him reside the garage and re-concrete the walk from the driveway to the door.  Two weeks to the day of his retirement, dad walked down to the union hall and got on the list.  He said if he was going to work his ass off, he might as well get paid for it.