FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

The gal sucking the tapper of the Coors Light  mini-keg is one thing. But the gal on the right looks to be slugging on a 1.75 of Smirnoff fer crissakes! 

Nice decision, Mr. college prez. 

You throw a few famous people in that photo and it could be mistaken for Snoop's trip to Lake Havasu

[BDB]

BDB, do you carry CL mini-kegs?  I've never seen one, but I would buy one in an instant!  Last mini-keg I bought was Grolsch

I'm sure I can get one Duff. And I'm going to make it up to a Stiffyfest this fall so I'll bring you one as a wedding present. And a tirdy pack of Hamm's for fins.  8)

[DutchFan2004]

BDB, do you carry CL mini-kegs?  I've never seen one, but I would buy one in an instant!  Last mini-keg I bought was Grolsch

I'm sure I can get one Duff. And I'm going to make it up to a Stiffyfest this fall so I'll bring you one as a wedding present. And a tirdy pack of Hamm's for fins.  8)

I would have thought that it would have to have been a keg of Hamms

[tmerton]

The gal sucking the tapper of the Coors Light  mini-keg is one thing. But the gal on the right looks to be slugging on a 1.75 of Smirnoff fer crissakes! 

Nice decision, Mr. college prez. 

You throw a few famous people in that photo and it could be mistaken for Snoop's trip to Lake Havasu

+k for a week, Duff.

[57Johnnie]

bennie,
When do you think we should start interviewing candidates to sub for ZIP when he can't make it to his regular seat? 

If he is missing games to go to an Arts and Crafts Fair, then we will definitely have to replace him immediately. If he has a legitimate reason that does not involve arts, crafts or a bunch of old women with too much time on their hands, then I say we give him a break. I am sure that we can hold down the fort without him for a game.

His excuse isn't artsy/fartsy - he will be attending his future Johnnies at little league football on most Saturday afternoons.
The only qualification that I have for any sub is that they bathe regularly. Knowledge of Johnnie Football helps.  

[57Johnnie]

bennie,
When do you think we should start interviewing candidates to sub for ZIP when he can't make it to his regular seat? 

I would like to put in my application (though I was a regular last year) until I get back to Minnesota, likely the first part of October.

I'm sure you'd rather have bennie conduct the interview 

[bennie]

bennie,
When do you think we should start interviewing candidates to sub for ZIP when he can't make it to his regular seat? 

If he is missing games to go to an Arts and Crafts Fair, then we will definitely have to replace him immediately. If he has a legitimate reason that does not involve arts, crafts or a bunch of old women with too much time on their hands, then I say we give him a break. I am sure that we can hold down the fort without him for a game.

His excuse isn't artsy/fartsy - he will be attending his future Johnnies at little league football on most Saturday afternoons.
The only qualification that I have for any sub is that they bathe regularly. Knowledge of Johnnie Football helps.  

Yeah, I did remember reading that it was something other than an arts and crafts fair. I was just picking on Veek! 8)

[finsleft]

BDB, do you carry CL mini-kegs?  I've never seen one, but I would buy one in an instant!  Last mini-keg I bought was Grolsch

I'm sure I can get one Duff. And I'm going to make it up to a Stiffyfest this fall so I'll bring you one as a wedding present. And a tirdy pack of Hamm's for fins.  8)

Saweeet!

[57Johnnie]

bennie,
When do you think we should start interviewing candidates to sub for ZIP when he can't make it to his regular seat? 

If he is missing games to go to an Arts and Crafts Fair, then we will definitely have to replace him immediately. If he has a legitimate reason that does not involve arts, crafts or a bunch of old women with too much time on their hands, then I say we give him a break. I am sure that we can hold down the fort without him for a game.

His excuse isn't artsy/fartsy - he will be attending his future Johnnies at little league football on most Saturday afternoons.
The only qualification that I have for any sub is that they bathe regularly. Knowledge of Johnnie Football helps.  

Yeah, I did remember reading that it was something other than an arts and crafts fair. I was just picking on Veek! 8)

I'm beginning to understand where TDT got that other name for Veek

[snoop dawg]

Thanks Duff, I will tonight when I get home.  It seems once I put them in My Documents they go into photo hell.

[DuffMan]

BDB, do you carry CL mini-kegs?  I've never seen one, but I would buy one in an instant!  Last mini-keg I bought was Grolsch

I'm sure I can get one Duff. And I'm going to make it up to a Stiffyfest this fall so I'll bring you one as a wedding present. And a tirdy pack of Hamm's for fins.  8)

That would be AWESOME

[frankrickard]

Illinois Man Arrested After Sending Two Hostages on Beer Run
Wednesday, August 27, 2008

FORT MADISON, Iowa —

An Illinois man who police say held five people hostage in a Fort Madison motel was arrested after he sent two of his hostages on a beer run.

Police say 33-year-old Jason Slagel, of Moline, Ill., is charged with five counts of false imprisonment and going armed with intent. They say Slagel pulled a knife during an argument Tuesday night with another man and told the people in the room that they wouldn't be allowed to leave.

One man was cut and Slagel had a cut on his hand, but police say the injuries weren't serious.

Police say that after awhile, Slagel got thirsty and sent two of his hostages out for beer.

After the hostages left, they called police and Slagel was arrested without incident.

[tmerton]

Illinois Man Arrested After Sending Two Hostages on Beer Run
Wednesday, August 27, 2008

FORT MADISON, Iowa —

An Illinois man who police say held five people hostage in a Fort Madison motel was arrested after he sent two of his hostages on a beer run.

Police say 33-year-old Jason Slagel, of Moline, Ill., is charged with five counts of false imprisonment and going armed with intent. They say Slagel pulled a knife during an argument Tuesday night with another man and told the people in the room that they wouldn't be allowed to leave.

One man was cut and Slagel had a cut on his hand, but police say the injuries weren't serious.

Police say that after awhile, Slagel got thirsty and sent two of his hostages out for beer.

After the hostages left, they called police and Slagel was arrested without incident.

Presumably Mr. Slagel had just returned from a day on the lake with some people who had run out of beer (empty Coors Light keg), which put him in a foul mood and left him still thirsty. 8)

[OzJohnnie]

Can we get this guy a job at SJU?

Why would you want to? SJU has had enough PR trouble in recent years without throwing him in the mix! I am sure that you can find plenty of adults that understand the concepts of ethical behavior (and how it applies to them) that would be okay with alcohol on campus without bringing in this idiot. Did you read his explanation of events? It is something akin to my dog ate my homework. He should probably go into politics!

Oh, come on, bennie.  Stop holding back.  Tell us what you really think. 

[OzJohnnie]

You folks all watching Married with Children re-runs?  Where is everyone?