FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Johnnie Red]

And now on to my other nationality. An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States . . . a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

`We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now . . . on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies!

[Pat Coleman]

I hope we will have a great turnout for the Stiftungsfestivities tomorrow in Collegeville. Bring along some extra cash. All donations will be give to Todd Fultz, class of `90 and a former Johnnie player, to help with his recovery from the car accident he was in this past summer.

That's a great idea and should be done more often.

[tmerton]

And now on to my other nationality. An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States . . . a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

`We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now . . . on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies!

How about getting down to the important stuff - what beer distributorship does McCain's wife's family own?

[TC]

How about getting down to the important stuff - what beer distributorship does McCain's wife's family own?

Hensley & Co., one of the country's largest distributors of Anheuser-Busch. 

[tmerton]

Re Johnnie Tats' Article. I'm not sure whether I should be angry at the UWRF admin, or gratified that they at least understand the basic Law of Supply and Demand. By showing that they do understand, isn't that a good educational development?

Re Johnnie Tats' article, does UWRF do 30 pizza ads a quarter over their PA system?  If not, their fans may not be fully prepared for that experience at Clemens. 8)

[magician]

Just wondering with all of those bovine majors in RF if they have something to do with the genetics that go into those great burgers served during the stiftungfestivites.  I am betting that somewhere down the line the RF ancestors helped develop the bloodlines to get the tastiest meat around.  Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if it is one of the players great great grand dads who is the source of such a recipe and seasonings that make a johnny burger tastes so good.

[Willy Wonka]

I'm guessing this hasn't been posted yet since it hasn't been mentioned in the last few posts (extremely busy at the office without TDT's buddy as a sidekick)...but it can't pass without being brought to the attention of this board.

An author just wrote a big book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys. It has an entire chapter dedicated to Charles Haley, titled "The last naked warrior."

It's definitely a PG-13 section, but here's a preview of the material. Unreal!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

[Rugman]

Re Johnnie Tats' Article. I'm not sure whether I should be angry at the UWRF admin, or gratified that they at least understand the basic Law of Supply and Demand. By showing that they do understand, isn't that a good educational development?

Re Johnnie Tats' article, does UWRF do 30 pizza ads a quarter over their PA system?  If not, their fans may not be fully prepared for that experience at Clemens. 8)

I was thinking that I'd be willing to pay an extra buck a game and a couple of bucks for parking if it would put an end to those pizza adds. 8)

[BDB]

When the Johnnies come to River Falls.....

= $3.00 =$3.00 + extra $1



PRICELESS!

Thought I'd bring up one of my posts from right after the SJU-UWRF game last year.
The red X was a parking sign. 

[tmerton]

Re Johnnie Tats' Article. I'm not sure whether I should be angry at the UWRF admin, or gratified that they at least understand the basic Law of Supply and Demand. By showing that they do understand, isn't that a good educational development?

Re Johnnie Tats' article, does UWRF do 30 pizza ads a quarter over their PA system?  If not, their fans may not be fully prepared for that experience at Clemens. 8)

I was thinking that I'd be willing to pay an extra buck a game and a couple of bucks for parking if it would put an end to those pizza adds. 8)

What he said.

[tmerton]

Is this why John wants to keep coaching another few years?  From the article it sounds like a pretty good QB is in the Johnnie pipeline - but read the comments! 

Edit: The comments on the article have since been disabled - which was appropriate under the circumstances. 

[BDB]

I see that Playboy's Girl's of the Big 10 issue has hit the newstands today. 

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Re Johnnie Tats' Article. I'm not sure whether I should be angry at the UWRF admin, or gratified that they at least understand the basic Law of Supply and Demand. By showing that they do understand, isn't that a good educational development?

Re Johnnie Tats' article, does UWRF do 30 pizza ads a quarter over their PA system?  If not, their fans may not be fully prepared for that experience at Clemens. 8)

NO ONE is fully prepared for that!

[PRF07]

Was Looking forward to the 4 1/2 hour drive down to mount pleasant, IA for Carleton vs. Cornell tomorrow until I saw that they are having a early fall monsoon today through the weekend....

That should bode well for the Carleton air attack and the fact that they lost 6 of their defensive front 7 to graduation.  Oh yeah.. Cornell runs a wing T.

Thinking about going to see the Alma mater Moo U get throttled by SJU instead.

[Pat Coleman]

Hope it's as pleasant as the name.