FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

This is Hugh G. Rection posting on flash's account. That TDT guy sounds weird. Is he for real? And what's with this finsleft guy? You guys are weird. Only one making any sense here is the Silly guy.

[OzJohnnie]

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[finsleft]

Switch to Hamm's, Hugh, then it will all make sense.

Get off the Fosters, Oz, and you'll see what others do.

TDT- Robin Williams is one of the all time craziest, but I think he was way wackier when he was all messed up. For the Twins sake, I hope your partner Delmon goes 1 for 4, the 1 being a grand slam.
Someone else will have to pick up the slack here as I have my last night of teaching youth gun safety tonight. Final exam night! Then it's race to the bar down the block to catch the last of the game and a few bevvies.

[Mr. Ypsi]

Switch to Hamm's, Hugh, then it will all make sense.

Get off the Fosters, Oz, and you'll see what others do.

TDT- Robin Williams is one of the all time craziest, but I think he was way wackier when he was all messed up. For the Twins sake, I hope your partner Delmon goes 1 for 4, the 1 being a grand slam.
Someone else will have to pick up the slack here as I have my last night of teaching youth gun safety tonight. Final exam night! Then it's race to the bar down the block to catch the last of the game and a few bevvies.

I trust the final exam does not include pointing guns at you and pulling triggers - to see if they are unloaded and/or safety on?

[BDB]

Switch to Hamm's, Hugh, then it will all make sense.

Get off the Fosters, Oz, and you'll see what others do.

TDT- Robin Williams is one of the all time craziest, but I think he was way wackier when he was all messed up. For the Twins sake, I hope your partner Delmon goes 1 for 4, the 1 being a grand slam.
Someone else will have to pick up the slack here as I have my last night of teaching youth gun safety tonight. Final exam night! Then it's race to the bar down the block to catch the last of the game and a few bevvies.

Here in the north country we all know what youth gun safety means.

Some places, it would mean what neighborhoods to stay out of. 

Good for you, fins. I am sure you are paid well for this volunteer effort. 

[tmerton]

Switch to Hamm's, Hugh, then it will all make sense.

Get off the Fosters, Oz, and you'll see what others do.

TDT- Robin Williams is one of the all time craziest, but I think he was way wackier when he was all messed up. For the Twins sake, I hope your partner Delmon goes 1 for 4, the 1 being a grand slam.
Someone else will have to pick up the slack here as I have my last night of teaching youth gun safety tonight. Final exam night! Then it's race to the bar down the block to catch the last of the game and a few bevvies.

Please make sure you do them in that order

then

[footballfan413]

Thought you gentleman would enjoy these as much as I did.  I have bolded my favs:


"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have
any." Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.

"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless,
Beat Texas ." Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready
for that." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be
the one who dropped it." Lou Holtz / Arkansas

"When you win, nothing hurts." Joe Namath / Alabama

"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."  Lou
Holtz / Arkansas

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval
study hall." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked
out of you." Woody Hayes / Ohio State

"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just
want to win enough to warrant an investigation."  Bob Devaney / Nebraska

"In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia

"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in
life." Paul Dietzel / LSU

"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." Bear Bryant / Alabama

"No, but you can see it from here." Lou Holtz / Arkansas ...When asked
if Fayetteville was the end of the world.

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want
him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama

"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you
died." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms -
Truman's and Eisenhower's." Alex Karras / Iowa

"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and
arrive in a bad humor." Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy
Daugherty / Michigan State

"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." Shug
Jordan / Auburn

"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas

"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute
Rockne / Notre Dame

"They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes / Texas Tech

"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't
recruit me and he said: "Well,  Walt, we took a look at you and you
weren't any good." Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering
wheel." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"Football is not a contact sport-it is a collision sport. Dancing is a
contact sport." Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them." John McKay / USC

"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great
education." Murray Warmath / Minnesota

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a
back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech

"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame

"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." Knute
Rockne / Notre Dame

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this
football"   John Heisman

[sjusection105]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Touchdown Tommy will be unavailable this evening due to his impending attendance at the Robin Williams Clay Aikenshow in Minneapolis.  I will be putting the MIACPP in the capable hands of one Mr. Finsleft who will handle any and all shenanigans or tomfoolery that may arise in my absence.

Thanks much,

The President.

There TDT, I fixed it for you! 

[cobbernation]

Twins up 1-0!  The rout is on!

[OzJohnnie]

Twins up 1-0!  The rout is on!

OK.  If this goes south then cobbernation is singularly responsible for the negative mojo that killed the Twins this year.  I feel sorry for your karma, dude.

EDIT:  Oh, man.  You are in big trouble now.

EDIT II:  DAMN YOU, COBBERNATION!!!!!!

EDIT III:  I think some Charlton Heston is called for.

EDIT IV: Woohoo!  All is forgiven.  For now...

[Knightstalker]

Is KS the only one sophomoric enough to still think the Beavers playing the Trojans is funny?

[retagent]

I think the Beavers playing the Longhorns is even funnier.

[Rugman]

I think the Beavers playing the Longhorns is even funnier.

I think unranked Beavers leading #1 Trojans by 21 points is pretty funny too.

[stanbob]

Twins up 1-0!  The rout is on!

OK.  If this goes south then cobbernation is singularly responsible for the negative mojo that killed the Twins this year.  I feel sorry for your karma, dude.

EDIT:  Oh, man.  You are in big trouble now.

EDIT II:  DAMN YOU, COBBERNATION!!!!!!

EDIT III:  I think some Charlton Heston is called for.

Cobbernation, you are off the hook - for now. 

[CobberFvr]

I think the Beavers playing the Longhorns is even funnier.

I think unranked Beavers leading #1 Trojans by 21 points is pretty funny too.

My Buckeyes losing to these clowns doesn't look so bad anymore...the sick part is USC probably won't even drop to less then 3.