FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[sjusection105]

Sounds like it is time to visit my sister in GR.  Oz, thought you might enjoy this, but as I wsa going through some of my stuff in storage last week I found a Grand Rapids Indians hat.  Guess that says how long that stuff hadn't been looked at.

Way back in 8th grade there was an Aussie (pronounced Ozzie) girl that attended our school for a year.  I think her dad had transfered for a short period to the paper mill.  One of my best friends had a huge crush on her, and being that she shared his bus route we would spend the ride to his house after school trying to get her attention.  Fast forward about 20 years and I'm playing indoor cricket in an old Grand Rapids Indians t-shirt.  A girl playing a game in the next set of nets asks me at one point if those were the Indians of Grand Rapids, MN. 

Grand Rapids,Michigan Indians 



Grand Rapids,Minnesota Indians 

[OzJohnnie]

Now that, 105, is a shocker.  Or, as they say in Aussie rhyming slang, a Barry Crocker.

[sjusection105]

Barry Crocker- Aussie Superstar

[wildcat11]

Is TDT still alive?  I've sent him a couple of text messages but no response.  Could somebody go check under some local St. Paul overpasses and bridges?

[DustySJU]

Is TDT still alive?  I've sent him a couple of text messages but no response.  Could somebody go check under some local St. Paul overpasses and bridges?

He's much too busy to answer text messages.....  he's well known for extending invitations and then cancelling.

[LBean]

Is TDT still alive?  I've sent him a couple of text messages but no response.  Could somebody go check under some local St. Paul overpasses and bridges?

  Yeah, he's alive.    Think he's in transit as we speak.   

[finsleft]

Whoa, what's up dudes. I feel like I fell asleep and the SJU season was over when I woke up.

Bagged a nice doe last Friday while doing everything wrong. I'm hunting a new way from now on. Dropped her off at the St. Joe Meat Market and hope to have sausage within a week.

I talked to a foreigner who just came back from a trip to Wisconsin. He thought there was a state law that all the drunks had to wear orange!

[BDB]

I talked to a foreigner who just came back from a trip to Wisconsin. He thought there was a state law that all the drunks had to wear orange!

Only when the drunks are fully armed, fins. 

Not sure what the death toll is as of right now. I know some guy got blasted in the chest when a big brownie ran in between him and one of his huntin' buddies over by Green Bay. 

[Touchdown Tommy]

11: Remember I got a new cell phone number...

DSJU: Low blow.  I think we both know there were extenuating circumstances...

LBean aka Chocolate Thunder: I'll be in touch regarding the tickets...

Veek: Make sure the "mancave" is cleaned and ready for the party...

Mayor: You missed a grand time in downtown Janesville errrrrr I mean Beloit.  If the walls could talk...

[janesvilleflash]

Well..........never mind.

[wildcat11]

If the walls could talk...

They would say that TDT has zero game with the ladies and has less moves than a swinging gate.

[OzJohnnie]

Political correctness run amok in Canada, with unfortunate MIAC spelling of University name...
"Ottawa university boots cystic fibrosis from charity drive"

The Carleton University Students' Association has voted to drop a cystic fibrosis charity as the beneficiary of its annual Shinearama fundraiser, supporting a motion that argued the disease is not "inclusive" enough.

Cystic fibrosis "has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men" said the motion read Monday night to student councillors, who voted almost unanimously in favour of it.

Of course, to further highlight the stupidity I should point out that although CF primarily affects Caucasians, Caucasians are racial subgroup determined by genetic factors other than skin color.  In other words, Caucasians are not just white people.  In addition to Europeans, Caucasians include South Asians, North Africans, and Semitics (a racial group defined not by religion, but genetic characteristics).

I'm so looking forward to paying indoctrination, sorry tuition, fees for my girls.

[OzJohnnie]

And in more light-hearted news from the UK...

"Lap dancing 'not sexual act' claims head of club organisation"

In their evidence to committee, Warr and colleagues from the Lap Dancing Association claimed that their clubs should not be classified as sex encounter establishments because they were providing hospitality, not sexual services.

But Warr astonished the committee when he argued that sexual stimulation was not part of the clubs' attraction.

"One of the biggest problems we face is that not enough people understand the business blueprint of our clubs," he said.

"Actually, our premises are not sexually stimulating. It would be contrary to our business plan if they were."

[tmerton]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more beer for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. 

[snoop dawg]

tmert...very funny, +k.  I think I have said every item in the last category at least twice.