MBB: Midwest Conference

titan2000 · February 16, 2006, 08:27:43 PM

Sager:

It's unfortunate you have to watch inferior ball all year.

The Roop · February 16, 2006, 08:30:33 PM

Gregory,

The problem with your idea is that we would only hear about Monmouth and Lawrence then. What everybody clearly wants is more coverage of "Americas Team" Beloit College.

Gregory Sager · February 16, 2006, 08:37:14 PM

Titan2000:

You're right. I should just give up watching that inferior CCIW ball altogether and put my time to better use lobbying the masses for more karma points.

Quote from: "The Roop" on February 16, 2006, 08:30:33 PM
Gregory,

The problem with your idea is that we would only hear about Monmouth and Lawrence then. What everybody clearly wants is more coverage of "Americas Team" Beloit College.

Well, the tug-of-war that Bucs followers in this room are constantly waging over the merits of Cecil Youngblood does tend to make the program more marginally interesting than, say, Illinois College or St. Norbert. But any team that styles itself after the Dallas Cowboys loses me from the get-go.

titan2000 · February 16, 2006, 09:38:29 PM

If my minions get interested, you could see a significant negative trend in your karma points.

Sager wants karma,
Secretly lobbies the board,
Knows MWC best.

The Roop · February 16, 2006, 09:47:37 PM

Look at your last line
counts as 7 syllables
rewrite your haiku

titan2000 · February 16, 2006, 10:08:51 PM

I read the haiku,
Last line was six syllables,
Beloit math really sucks.

scottie · February 16, 2006, 10:38:12 PM

You guys are cracking me up tonight!

The Roop · February 16, 2006, 10:45:41 PM

knows (1) M (2) double u (5) C (6) best (7)

better read your last
the rule is 5 7 5
not 5 7 6

beloit (2) math (3) really (5) sucks (6)

Gregory Sager · February 17, 2006, 12:44:27 AM

Titan has "minions"?
Alert the authorities,
and head for the hills.

titan2000 · February 17, 2006, 07:03:15 AM

Quote from: "The Roop" on February 16, 2006, 10:45:41 PM
knows (1) M (2) double u (5) C (6) best (7)

better read your last
the rule is 5 7 5
not 5 7 6

beloit (2) math (3) really (5) sucks (6)

I'm sorry, Roop. I also say "Bloit", that's one syllable.

titan2000 · February 17, 2006, 07:05:29 AM

Also, as the mass media has taught me, the W is pronounced with 2 syllables, its "dub-ya"

Thank God it's not Kerry or Gore.

systemfan86 · February 17, 2006, 07:55:57 AM

Brilliant, gentlemen. Simply brilliant.

In the words of Comic Book Guy, "Best Board Ever".

BTW, how many syllables in a smilie like:

. I was wondering if those counted against Titan too(000).

BTW, presuming money's the issue in getting front page coverage, then you'll know we'll get more MWC coverage when you read the announcement that this entire site is going to be renamed Systemball.com.

hjmphelp · February 17, 2006, 09:15:32 AM

Old School-

There are at least 38 high schools - both men and women - playing system ball, including Dunkerton, Ia. HS Girls who are currently state ranked.

SF86- that 'smilie' has ONE syllable! Don't believe me? Hold your cursor over that smiley and see what it says! A very IMPORTANT syllable to ALL GC fans, I might add!

Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan) · February 17, 2006, 09:41:07 AM

Quote from: Old School on February 16, 2006, 06:47:29 PM
On a side note, I would've taken a lead pipe to the girl who scored 100+ points in that 100+ win in that high school game. I'd foul her everytime she got the ball...hard. She'd be yelling "Why me?" a la Nancy Kerrigan.

I love that this is getting so much press as "the highest scoring high school girl ever" when Lisa Leslie scored 103 in the first half of one of her high schools games, but finished with 103 as the opposing team wouldn't play the second half. I think its all demoralizing and stupid, but this girls shoulw totally not be acting like she's the best.

Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan) · February 17, 2006, 09:42:49 AM

Also, it works if you say "em-dub-see"

Just to add fuel to the fire.

MBB: Midwest Conference

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