FB: USA South Athletic Conference

[CNU85]

DUMBEST NAME DUMBEST NAME!!

I know you are refering to me!! A$$!!

Look forward to seein you Saturday, CNU85!!

Most sensitive poster!!!

[CNU85]

Sexiest Poster (onlinemom gets my vote-sorry, narch) 

You've obviously never seen Narch in his faux leather chaps 


How about the great "Magician Poster" --Awarded to the poster who did the best disappearing act after their team took a loss!!

faux??? I thought they were real leather.....just ruined my fantasy!!

[CNU85]

Hoochie Koochie Koo is gonna win at least 3 awards!! Not fair!!!

[MCol51]

so here are my picks for first team all-conference besides the O-Line. You have to watch the oline to know who is good, and obviously you cant be at every game. So ill let the coaches handle that.

First Team All-conference

RB- Roland Hilliard
      Teron Bush

FB- Jeremy Robertson- This is a hard pick to find, but this guy obviously should win, 21 att. for 102 yds. 2 TD and no loss on the season rushing.

WR- Hughley
                  Doleman

TE- Chris silk

Second Team

RB- Kyle Wilson
      Mike Hill

FB- Rob Herbin

QB- Justin Price

WR- Shel Leverette
       Chuck Howard

TE- Andrew Gurley

Defensive all conference coming soon.

[MCol51]

Ok so def dont know what happened to my first team, lol. My computer is being retarded.

Here is my QB
Cedri Townsend

[narch]

NArch,

Don't forget Jones' passing stats!

they're about the same as lowe's passing stats (except lowe has 2 fewer int's

i'm changing my vote for 1st team util when viewing stats for the only games that really matter...conference games

jones - 27 att, 325 rushing yds (12 ypc), 5 td - 16 rec, 273 rec yds (17 ypr), 2 td's
lowe - 48 att, 187 rushing yds (3.9 ypc), 0 td - 34 rec, 339 rec yds (10 ypr), 2 td's

the stats clearly show that jones is a superior talent and a much more explosive athlete than lowe - they also show that the cnu coaching staff knew how to use jones very effectively

finest - maybe i was a little harsh in my earlier analysis of jones, but i'm basing this mostly on seeing him play (mostly ineffectively) as a soph and junior against mu...i also think he's a victim of my high expectations...he was SO GOOD as a freshman (especially against the monarchs), that i expected him to dominate and anticipated he would be a serious contender for opoty as a senior

[narch]

ok - now that the usasac has updated stats available, here are my FINAL offensive skill position all-conference players

qb - townsend - ncwc - among qb's who threw more than 30 passes in conference games he was #1 in efficiency, #1 in yards, #1 in total offense, #2 in td's and #2 in ints

rb - hilliard - cnu - #1 in yards, yards/game, td's in overall and conference only stats
rb - bush - ncwc - conference only ranks # 2 in yardage stats, 6 tds and 8.9 ypc average

however...mike hill from mu could sneek in and grab this award because his overall stats are superior to those of bush...conference voters don't pay as much attention to conference only stats as i do, and hill ranks ahead of bush in all cats except ypc in overall stats

wr - hughley - i've covered why i think it's him for 1st team
wr - mish - i voted for doleman earlier, but after absorbing the stats, mish has better numbers for a more prolific offense that spreads the ball more

the #2 wr spot should be hotly contested with doleman, leverette, lowe and webb all vying with mish for that spot

te - silk...no other option here - the kid is a beast at te...crushing blocker, great receiver

util - jones - cnu - covered

opoty - hughley - au - simply the best offensive player on one of the best offensive teams in the conference

i'll also cover specials here -
kr - sands - mu - 27.6 ypr
pr - locke - m'ville - 12.9 ypr, 1 td
k - larkin - mu - best fg % (11-16 overall, 9-10 from inside 40), most touchbacks, best ko coverage in league
p - dooley - su - only kicker to average over 40 ypk - led league in kicks inside 20

my defensive picks will come on wednesday

[narch]

faux??? I thought they were real leather.....just ruined my fantasy!!

'85 - first it's fantasy football (which i understand totally), now i'm part of your fantasy...you've obviously never seen me in those chaps

narch = fantasy...does not compute

[narch]

here are my poster award votes

Funniest Poster?  (I mean funny ha!ha! . . . . iykwim) 
i'm not sure what iykwim means, but i think papi, abnrgr and '85 are pretty funny...they get my vote

Most Disturbed Poster 
i'm going to say eh-you for his insistance on wanting bad karma

Ugliest Poster 
uhh...haven't seen any pictures of most, and i'm not sure i want to

Most Egotistical Poster (look it up . . .)  8)
clearly that's me

Poster With No Life (or Most Prolific Poster) 
early in the season, before all the losses, this would clearly have been prideguy's award...of course, this is my 3rd or 4th post in the last hour...

Sexiest Poster (onlinemom gets my vote-sorry, narch) 
i don't know...papi's got a hot girlfriend...he's got to be pretty sexy on some level to score her (or he's a world-class overacheiver, like myself)

Most Powerful Poster (I pass on this one, Pat) 
ralph turner...when he speaks, people listen...

most retarded poster
that's just not nice, '85

"most times you have to re-read a post to figure out what they heck they are talking about" poster
again, not nice...but it's clearly prideguy - congrats, you got an award!

dumbest name poster
the one who is named after a mongoose in a children's book

most analytical poster
eh-you gets my vote

How about the great "Magician Poster" --Awarded to the poster who did the best disappearing act after their team took a loss!!
gcgullett...'nuff said

poster least likely to be an english major
so many choices....

and here are some of my own categories:

poster you'd least like to tick off
abnrgr

poster you'd most like to have a cold one with
papi, '85, abnrgr ('cause i don't want to tick him off)

poster most likely to cut you down with big words and in such a positive manner that you really don't even realize he's cutting you into little pieces
hasanova

poster wearing school-colored glasses
any gc or b'water fan

breakout poster
wclegacy...a great addition to these boards, with d3newbie coming in a close second

best former player poster
rocket...he's not as prolific or talented from a posting standpoint as some of the others, but he was clearly the best player

[AdmiralPapi]

Narch, I was expecting statistics from you for each of the poster catagories 

[CNU85]

Nice job Narch!!

[fivemics]

SU and Methodist Pictures are now posted.  This of course is the last for this year.  Record aside SU has some talent and the upcoming season will have a much better showing.  A lot of younger players got experience this year.  No predictions of grandeur just a better showing next year.  http://www.fivemics.net/Shenandoah-2006.html

[Ralph Turner]

Most Powerful Poster (I pass on this one, Pat) 
ralph turner...when he speaks, people listen...

Thanks narch, but please remember "Corrections are always appreciated!"

Seriously, we have some really great fans here in the South Region.

There are lots of posters who put up good facts, timely hyperlinks and fun stuff to read!

Have a good off-season, and see you on the Hoops board this winter and baseball in the spring!

[moshergc9]

Narch,

Do you remember when you were five?  I feel like the fat kid staring at the ground after the last round of picks for dodgeball!

[narch]

Narch,

Do you remember when you were five?  I feel like the fat kid staring at the ground after the last round of picks for dodgeball!

i don't get it...my mosh translation is a little rusty - is it 'cause i didn't mention you in the poster awards? if so, here's an award for you:

poster who has matured the most from his first trash talking post
moshergc9

good to see you back