FB: USA South Athletic Conference

[Pat Coleman]

This was our story. It doesn't really answer this question but might answer some others.

http://www.d3football.com/notables/2005/10/07/Shenandoah+forfeits+to+Catholic

[Eh-You]

has any one noticed the slow down on this board since last weekend? I mean usually this has been one of the more boards, any idea one why this is other than the absence of the many post by the CNU boys?

Does anyone understand what this post means??

Rikki - it has been coded for Cougar eyes only, but I'll give you the encryption key:
1. Insert "active" in between "more" and "boards"
2. Delete "one"
3. Insert "," b/t "is" and "other"
4. Add "s" to "post"

That will make it legible. There is more hidden smack talk, but if I told you, you'd get all mad.

[Olinemom]

Yeah, it's been slow on here, but I think part of it has to do with the fact that most people have pretty much expected for weeks that the conference title was going to come down to the game this Saturday. Most everything has already been said, save for the trash-talking. But let me help you out with that:

Averett fan: We're gonna kick the Captains' butts. You're going down!

CNU fan: No one can beat us at home. Keep dreaming. Our defense is solid.

Averett fan: Our talent is deep this year -- on offense especially. This is our year to take it all. We'll pummel you.

CNU fan: Your mom. We beat UMHB...na-na-na-na-na-na. You guys should try losing by less than three touchdowns to a ranked team. It's fun to win, and we're good at it.

Averett fan: You weren't so good at it last weekend. We took care of business against NCW when you guys couldn't.

CNU fan: Talk is cheap. Bring it!


There, now everyone's all caught up with the trash-talking.    We can either continue from there or start talking about something more serious.    There's still two weeks of conference games to hash over!!

PS: For those who aren't very intuitive....this is a joke!

This post is priceless!!!

[cnusfinest54]

Check the post when CNU beat MHB their wasn't a whole lot of talk, when CNU went to SU our fans didn't rant and rave like we were going to be the next national champion. Bottom line CNU fans have been hit and miss all year. We come on strong for a few weeks and then we back off. Oh but don't worry we are very aware that the mighty cougars are coming to town. After all we lost last week but I sure don't see a lot of Cougar fans talking smack so good ol POMOCO STILL GOT YOUR BOYS SCARED. 

[kickerdad]

54 - as much as I want to go back and forth with you .... I had a coach who told us "Talk is Cheap" so lets just see what happens Saturday. I just
hope it will be a good game (no blow out's on either side) and everyone in the stadium gets their monies worth. Regardless of who wins, lets make it fun and respectable.

WCLegacy you sure know how to stir the pot. Please don't get these CNU guys going before Saturday.

Eh You - be humble, we are going to thier back yard and you will see
more fans than all of Averetts game put together. Dunlevy better have
that team ready for the noise level and the excitment. They have never
seen or experienced what they are going to see Saturday and I just hope Averett brings the buses loaded like Mt Union did against us.

[Uncle Jessie]

i've been on the odac board trying to figure out why guilford doesn't have to forfeit games for using an ineligible player when su had to last year?

does anyone connected to the su program know if those sanctions were imposed by the ncaa, the usasac or if they were self-imposed?  thanks, in advance for any information

Shenandoah self imposed to forefit the CUA game themselfs. If Guilford doestent do it themselfs the NCAA should step in and do it for them.  Just curious what games would they have to forefit? All of the wins or just certian ones?

[CNU85]

Wow....let's recap what I've missed.....

WCLegacy wins the POTY...Post of The Year!!!!

Hoochie Koochie Koo (or Rikkity tickety whatever) wins the Sensitivity Award for 2006....a little itty bitty touchy or what?  A sick kid and a job.....OH HELL NO! - who can handle all that pressure!!?? A joke son, chill out!  . You can tell you're a fairly new dad. My daughter goes to homecoming dances, parties, drove my new Jeep yesterday down Warwick Blvd!!!!!.....I long for the day when she had a 103 temp and was at home, safe in bed. Get used to it and fast......your little girl may be young and sweet now, but soon....HORMONES DUDE!!!!!!! Boys!!!! CARS!!!!! Boys and cars!!!! Boys and cars and hormones!!!!!

[fivemics]

Uncle Jessie, they would only forfeit the ones the illegal player particiated in, that was all the SU forfeited.  But if they wait too long the NCAA could do more in the way of punishment and sanctions. They rule, just ask them.

[Eh-You]

Eh You - be humble, .........

Did I miss something? The only thing I've said (I think) on this board about Saturday is that CNU is a hands down favorite to win. Certainly didn't mean for that to come across as my Pat Coleman cocky impression.
And playing in front of 5,000 people isn't exactly cause to pull out the PA system for practice. I admire CNU's environment and crowd - but it's not exactly Arrowhead!

[kickerdad]

Just messing with you Eh You. Had seen on the other board where you got upset and came close to blowing your valve cover. Just trying to keep you out of trouble with the man.

[D3Newbie]

Hoochie Koochie Koo (or Rikkity tickety whatever) wins the Sensitivity Award for 2006....a little itty bitty touchy or what?  A sick kid and a job.....OH HELL NO! - who can handle all that pressure!!?? A joke son, chill out!  . You can tell you're a fairly new dad. My daughter goes to homecoming dances, parties, drove my new Jeep yesterday down Warwick Blvd!!!!!.....I long for the day when she had a 103 temp and was at home, safe in bed. Get used to it and fast......your little girl may be young and sweet now, but soon....HORMONES DUDE!!!!!!! Boys!!!! CARS!!!!! Boys and cars!!!! Boys and cars and hormones!!!!!

CNU85 - as the father of three females  , one of which is married, one has lived overseas for several years (but home now) and my baby girl turned 18 last Sunday  ; I have found these ten simple rules to be a great guide:

Stop me if you've seen this before - BTW, I found Rule # 10 to be especially helpful . . . . .  8)

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I keep this posted at our house . . . .

[Eh-You]

Just messing with you Eh You. Had seen on the other board where you got upset and came close to blowing your valve cover. Just trying to keep you out of trouble with the man.

It that case, thank you! Seems I'm having a little trouble with that lately.

[CNU85]

Newbie....YOU just took away The Post of The Year award away from Legacy!!! That will be posted in my house today!!!! I love it!!

[Eh-You]

Newbie - that is freaking FUNNY

I just laughed my head off,copied, pasted to word, printed, and posted those!

[CNU85]

Newbie,

got any rules for my soon to be 18 year old son?

Here's a start:

1. Look at the girl's mom. That's what she'll look like when she grows up.
2. If Rule #1 answer is..."nice looking"...call Dad. If mom answers, hang up.
3. Protection
4. Stay away from Newbie's little girl

kinda lame.....but gives you guys something to work with.