MBB: College Conference of Illinois and Wisconsin

[Hoosier Titan]

It is WAY too long until Friday night, so in honor of the THREE Sweet Sixteen conference teams, and the earlier attempts to give a new nickname to the Cardinals, a contest for best joke.  Complete the following 'standard' opening line:

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar ...

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar...

...the Wheatie realized where he was and got the hell out of there.

Don't kill me now---I'm saying this in the spirit of friendly competition. 

So after the Wheatie realizes his sinful transgression, the Napervillian and the Green Weenie walk him out of the bar, and hail him a cab as the mere smell of the booze wafting through the air has left him a bit tipsy.
Then, looking up at the full moon the N'Villian asks the Weenie--"So, Weenie, what do you think is farther away, the moon or California"? "Duh" replies the Weenie, "can you see California from here"?   

That Weenie obviously needs to take an astronomy class

Sadly, I've had some who might have said that. 

[Mr. Ypsi]

It is WAY too long until Friday night, so in honor of the THREE Sweet Sixteen conference teams, and the earlier attempts to give a new nickname to the Cardinals, a contest for best joke.  Complete the following 'standard' opening line:

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar ...

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar...

...the Wheatie realized where he was and got the hell out of there.

Don't kill me now---I'm saying this in the spirit of friendly competition. 

So after the Wheatie realizes his sinful transgression, the Napervillian and the Green Weenie walk him out of the bar, and hail him a cab as the mere smell of the booze wafting through the air has left him a bit tipsy.
Then, looking up at the full moon the N'Villian asks the Weenie--"So, Weenie, what do you think is farther away, the moon or California"? "Duh" replies the Weenie, "can you see California from here"?   

That Weenie obviously needs to take an astronomy class

Sadly, I've had some who might have said that. 

I took it as the Titan giving a polite (and not inaccurate) answer (in words a Napervillain could understand) to a really dumb question.

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar ...

The Cardinal and the Titan both simultaneously burst out "Oh, s***, I forgot to go to the bank."

The Wheatie replied "That's OK; Mugsy's buying as long as you forget the Wheatie s***."

[Titan Q]

With 10 assists Saturday, IWU PG Eliud Gonzalez passed his coach on IWU's single season record list...

1. 204         Adam Dauksas - 2005-06
2. 198         Chad Hutson - 1994-95
3. 165         Brian Martin - 1990-91
4. 150         Adam Dauksas - 2003-04
5. 149         Brian Martin - 1991-92
6. 145         Adam Dauksas - 2004-05
7. 142         Eliud Gonzalez - 2011-12
8. 137         Ron Rose - 1987-88

[Mugsy]

It is WAY too long until Friday night, so in honor of the THREE Sweet Sixteen conference teams, and the earlier attempts to give a new nickname to the Cardinals, a contest for best joke.  Complete the following 'standard' opening line:

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar ...

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar...

...the Wheatie realized where he was and got the hell out of there.

Don't kill me now---I'm saying this in the spirit of friendly competition. 

So after the Wheatie realizes his sinful transgression, the Napervillian and the Green Weenie walk him out of the bar, and hail him a cab as the mere smell of the booze wafting through the air has left him a bit tipsy.
Then, looking up at the full moon the N'Villian asks the Weenie--"So, Weenie, what do you think is farther away, the moon or California"? "Duh" replies the Weenie, "can you see California from here"?   

That Weenie obviously needs to take an astronomy class

Sadly, I've had some who might have said that. 

I took it as the Titan giving a polite (and not inaccurate) answer (in words a Napervillain could understand) to a really dumb question.

A Napervillain, a Wheatie, and a Green Weenie walk into a bar ...

The Cardinal and the Titan both simultaneously burst out "Oh, s***, I forgot to go to the bank."

The Wheatie replied "That's OK; Mugsy's buying as long as you forget the Wheatie s***."

true...

[CardinalAlum]

A Napervillian, a Wheatie and a Green Weenie walk into a bar....

Cardinal proposes a toast...."Join me in a toast to a great season to this point...raise your beer, Green Weenie, and your Club soda, Wheatie, as we celebrate the sweet 16 and the fact Augie isn't here!!"

[Mugsy]

A Napervillian, a Wheatie and a Green Weenie walk into a bar....

Cardinal proposes a toast...."Join me in a toast to a great season to this point...raise your beer, Green Weenie, and your Club soda, Wheatie, as we celebrate the sweet 16 and the fact Augie isn't here!!"

Wait... Augie isn't here.  Bartender... make that a Guiness.   

[augie_superfan]

Boy, they sure come out of the woodwork this time of year

[Mugsy]

Boy, they sure come out of the woodwork this time of year

Kinda... more of a historical football context for me since our main goal was beating Augie when I went to Wheaton - square in the midst of the Augie dynasty.  Purely tongue in cheek...

CardinalAlum will tell you I'd much prefer taking a shot at the SoDup school, but 6 straight CCIW championships does not give me much latitude.

[Mr. Ypsi]

A Napervillian, a Wheatie and a Green Weenie walk into a bar....

Cardinal proposes a toast...."Join me in a toast to a great season to this point...raise your beer, Green Weenie, and your Club soda, Wheatie, as we celebrate the sweet 16 and the fact Augie isn't here!!"

Wait... Augie isn't here.  Bartender... make that a Guiness.   

As Arte Johnson would say - "velly intellesting".  Wheaton's prohibitions only occur if Augie is watching!

[NCF]

A Napervillian, a Wheatie and a Green Weenie walk into a bar....

Cardinal proposes a toast...."Join me in a toast to a great season to this point...raise your beer, Green Weenie, and your Club soda, Wheatie, as we celebrate the sweet 16 and the fact Augie isn't here!!"

Wait... Augie isn't here.  Bartender... make that a Guiness.   

As Arte Johnson would say - "velly intellesting".  Wheaton's prohibitions only occur if Augie is watching!

Umm Ypsi-Augie IS watching!;)

[Pat Coleman]

This board scrolls way too fast...

Does anyone know what day the teams leave for their various sectionals? I was thinking about whipping up a batch of cookies tonight when I get home from work...

At least it doesn't delete after 70 posts anymore.

[NCF]

Boy, they sure come out of the woodwork this time of year

Kinda... more of a historical football context for me since our main goal was beating Augie when I went to Wheaton - square in the midst of the Augie dynasty.  Purely tongue in cheek...

CardinalAlum will tell you I'd much prefer taking a shot at the SoDup school, but 6 straight CCIW championships does not give me much latitude.

Go ahead and take your best shot-we can take it,except during Wheatie week, then we sling it back!

[NCF]

This board scrolls way too fast...

Does anyone know what day the teams leave for their various sectionals? I was thinking about whipping up a batch of cookies tonight when I get home from work...

At least it doesn't delete after 70 posts anymore.

[cardinalpride]

Nope. They're not going home until Sunday---After the Sat night party celebrating their third win this season over the Weenies. 

AO, I believe the Cards are only focused on Friday nights opponent which is wittenberg!

[cardinalpride]

Oh by the way, Go CCIW and most definitely Go Cards!!!