MBB: College Conference of Illinois and Wisconsin

[Next Man Up]

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

Just like Captain Earle in Tora, Tora, Tora, I want confirmation, Deepthroat! 

[Next Man Up]

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

I don't want to make a big deal of it, but I knew the names three weeks before James Naismith invented basketball.

Then you're the grand prize winner Ypsi!
And your check is in the mail. 

[Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan)]

Not to be "that guy," but I just received confirmation on who will be the next NCC coach. Not the one being announced this week, but the one after that, somewhere in the 2030s. Out of respect for all involved, I'll sit on the information until the announcement is made.

[Next Man Up]

Here's one for you: IF and WHEN Todd Kelly isn't named the HC, he'll be on this forum with some sort of soliloquy about the search process... #historyrepeats

Possibly true its. I don't think you'll hear much complaining if Vince Kmiec or Anthony Figueroa gets it. The fourth possibly however could trigger an eruption. 

[augie77]

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

I don't want to make a big deal of it, but I knew the names three weeks before James Naismith invented basketball.

I was the one who conceived the rules that I then presented to Dr. Naismith!  He got all the glory that I deserved.   

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[Gregory Sager]

Not to be "that guy," but I just received confirmation on who will be the next NCC coach.

Thank you for not being "that guy," Ryan.

We're all really, really, really tired of "that guy."

[WUPHF]

#whyd3

[kiko]

FWIW, the agreement we reached was that North Central wasn't going to announce my appointment until later in the week, so I can enjoy a few more days where I can walk around downtown Naperville without being mobbed.

[lmitzel]

FWIW, the agreement we reached was that North Central wasn't going to announce my appointment until later in the week, so I can enjoy a few more days where I can walk around downtown Naperville without being mobbed.

Yeah, I think my "Go yell things for Coach Kiko" appointment is one afternoon this week. I don't remember for sure though.

[kiko]

The admin seemed to be vibing with my vision for the program.

First change: since the candy cane striped uniforms have brought more doorstops than we have doors for the cross country team, there's gonna be a new look to the team's uniforms.  With the boost we receive from NCTV-17's coverage, we expect these will go viral much in the way that "Mumford Phys Ed" shirts did after their star turn in "Beverly Hills Cop".  This will bring unimaginable riches to the athletic department, and will facilitate change #2.

Second change: Our schedule will now include an annual home-and-away series with the University of Hawaii-Hilo.

Third change: have our graduate assistant do an internet search for any high school senior with the last name "Raridon", and recruit them all.

Fourth change (this one is serious): why is our court not yet named Bill Warden Court at Gregory Arena?

[WUPHF]

The admin seemed to be vibing with my vision for the program.

First change: since the candy cane striped uniforms have brought more doorstops than we have doors for the cross country team, there's gonna be a new look to the team's uniforms.  With the boost we receive from NCTV-17's coverage, we expect these will go viral much in the way that "Mumford Phys Ed" shirts did after their star turn in "Beverly Hills Cop".  This will bring unimaginable riches to the athletic department, and will facilitate change #2.

Second change: Our schedule will now include an annual home-and-away series with the University of Hawaii-Hilo.

Third change: have our graduate assistant do an internet search for any high school senior with the last name "Raridon", and recruit them all.

Fourth change (this one is serious): why is our court not yet named Bill Warden Court at Gregory Arena?

[CardinalAlum]

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

I don't want to make a big deal of it, but I knew the names three weeks before James Naismith invented basketball.

I thought TitanQ invented basketball? 

[Next Man Up]

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

I don't want to make a big deal of it, but I knew the names three weeks before James Naismith invented basketball.

I thought TitanQ invented basketball? 

Congratulations to Illinois Wesleyan. 

[Gregory Sager]

The admin seemed to be vibing with my vision for the program.

First change: since the candy cane striped uniforms have brought more doorstops than we have doors for the cross country team, there's gonna be a new look to the team's uniforms.  With the boost we receive from NCTV-17's coverage, we expect these will go viral much in the way that "Mumford Phys Ed" shirts did after their star turn in "Beverly Hills Cop".  This will bring unimaginable riches to the athletic department, and will facilitate change #2.

This seems uncomfortably Indiana/Wabash-esque for an Illinois-based school. But, hey, you're the new boss.

I don't want to make a big deal about this but I knew the names 24 hours BEFORE the previous post said he knew them.

Deepthroat,
Congrats on having the names 24 hours before itsnotmeitsyou said he had them. I'm sending you a + 1 for that. 
However, I'm glad you don't want to make a big deal out of it, because the names were first known back on April 18th!
Give me a couple minutes please, and I'll explain.

Again, I don't want to make a big deal, but I actually knew them on April 17th. So.....

I don't want to make a big deal of it, but I knew the names three weeks before James Naismith invented basketball.

I thought TitanQ invented basketball? 

No, he invented the basketball link.

Congratulations to Illinois Wesleyan. 

If you're gonna quote kiko's meme, use the picture. It's what makes the meme funny.

[USee]

Congratulations to IWU's Matt Leritz for his signing with D2 Bentley in Massachusetts. They were an elite 8 school in the NCAA d2 playoffs this year. Good luck Matt.