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[Sabretooth Tiger]

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.  ~Grantland Rice
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.  ~John Updike
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game:  it's called an eraser.  ~Arnold Palmer
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs.  You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.  ~Val Doonican
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.  ~Author Unknown
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.  The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.  The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.  The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.  Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.  ~Author Unknown
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.  ~Bob Hope
Columbus went around the world in 1492.  That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.  ~Lee Trevino
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.  And it took a seven to do that.  ~Jim Murray
I'd play every day if I could.  It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent Musburger
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron.  Not even God can hit a 1-iron.  ~Lee Trevino
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.  ~Harry Toscano
I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.  ~Gerald Ford
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.  ~Gerald Ford
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off.  I shot the happiest 83 of my life.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.  ~Bob Hope
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits.  I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.  ~Hank Aaron, 1971
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.  ~Paul Harvey
You can't call it a sport.  You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass.  All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.  ~Steve Sax
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.  ~Author Unknown
One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water.  ~Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf.  That is watching someone else playing golf.  What do you actually get to see?  Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun.  Doesn't that set your blood racing?  ~Peter Andrews
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.  ~Don Carter
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.  ~Author Unknown
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.  ~Jack Benny
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.  ~Art Rosenbaum
Art said he wanted to get more distance.  I told him to hit it and run backward.  ~Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum
Golf is golf.  You hit the ball, you go find it.  Then you hit it again.  ~Lon Hinkle
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.  ~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.  ~Jack Lemmon
I play in the low 80s.  If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.  ~Joe E. Lewis
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.  ~Will Rogers
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.  ~Osbert Sitwell
If you want to take long walks, take long walks.  If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks.  But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV.  Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.  ~National Lampoon, 1979
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.  ~Woodrow Wilson
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.  ~Jimmy DeMaret

[dawgs go deep]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

[rockcat]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

Catdome!

[rockcat]

Tooth...slow day at the office?

[RFB]

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.  ~Grantland Rice
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.  ~John Updike
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game:  it's called an eraser.  ~Arnold Palmer
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs.  You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.  ~Val Doonican
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.  ~Author Unknown
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.  The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.  The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.  The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.  Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.  ~Author Unknown
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.  ~Bob Hope
Columbus went around the world in 1492.  That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.  ~Lee Trevino
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.  And it took a seven to do that.  ~Jim Murray
I'd play every day if I could.  It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent Musburger
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron.  Not even God can hit a 1-iron.  ~Lee Trevino
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.  ~Harry Toscano
I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.  ~Gerald Ford
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.  ~Gerald Ford
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off.  I shot the happiest 83 of my life.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.  ~Bob Hope
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits.  I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.  ~Hank Aaron, 1971
Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.  ~Paul Harvey
You can't call it a sport.  You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass.  All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.  ~Steve Sax
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.  ~Author Unknown
One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water.  ~Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf.  That is watching someone else playing golf.  What do you actually get to see?  Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun.  Doesn't that set your blood racing?  ~Peter Andrews
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.  ~Don Carter
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.  ~Author Unknown
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.  ~Jack Benny
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.  ~Art Rosenbaum
Art said he wanted to get more distance.  I told him to hit it and run backward.  ~Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum
Golf is golf.  You hit the ball, you go find it.  Then you hit it again.  ~Lon Hinkle
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.  ~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.  ~Jack Lemmon
I play in the low 80s.  If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.  ~Joe E. Lewis
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.  ~Will Rogers
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.  ~Osbert Sitwell
If you want to take long walks, take long walks.  If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks.  But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV.  Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.  ~National Lampoon, 1979
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.  ~Woodrow Wilson
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.  ~Jimmy DeMaret

That was hilarious, thanks for posting.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

Tooth...slow day at the office?

Serious work avoidance mode . . . think I'll leave shortly and get some exercise in . . . 

RFB:  You're welcome . . .

DGD:  I've seen your post on the NWC board, let's see . . . you're now a devoted Redlands/Whittier/Linfield fan . . . people are gonna talk . . . you may be percieved as a bit of a trollop, bouncing from program to program, looking for a good time and a few karma points . . . now is that an example to set for the kids???   You don't want them thinking that their old man's a tart now do you?   

[RFB]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

Go Dawgs.....Go Deep
Go Poets.......Go Deep
Go Cats.........Go Deep

What's next? Go Sagehens.......Go Deep?

Dawgs, one more strike and it will be extra equalizers for you.

[rockcat]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

Go Dawgs.....Go Deep
Go Poets.......Go Deep
Go Cats.........Go Deep

What's next? Go Sagehens.......Go Deep?

Dawgs, one more strike and it will be extra equalizers for you.

equalizers or tranqualizers?   You can tell DGD is from LA because he jumps on and off the bandwagon quicker than a Linfield scoring drive against Oxy.   (just playing around tooth!)

[Sabretooth Tiger]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

Go Dawgs.....Go Deep
Go Poets.......Go Deep
Go Cats.........Go Deep

What's next? Go Sagehens.......Go Deep?

Dawgs, one more strike and it will be extra equalizers for you.

equalizers or tranqualizers?   You can tell DGD is from LA because he jumps on and off the bandwagon quicker than a Linfield scoring drive against Oxy.   (just playing around tooth!)

dooohhhh . . . that one hurt . . . much pain . . . wait . . . what's that light . . . it seems so peaceful . . . must go to the light . . .

nah,

looking forward to the annual Linfield/Oxy playoff match later this year . . . have to go to McMinnville this time . . . and remember, "third time's the charm" . . . just hope that it's in the regional final . . .

io triumphe

[rockcat]

Lets hope it happens again.  That would mean both teams are still playing at Thanksgiving.

[dawgs go deep]

tooth....LMAO.....that  was great...where did you find those quotes?  I'd give you more + for that one if i could.

Cat....I am a cat fan.....I am on the NW board,  GO DEEP CATS....GO DEEP!  BRING BACK THE BAND ......LEAVE NO DOUBT! 

I HOPE I GOT ALL THE SAYINGS DOWN!

Go Dawgs.....Go Deep
Go Poets.......Go Deep
Go Cats.........Go Deep

What's next? Go Sagehens.......Go Deep?

Dawgs, one more strike and it will be extra equalizers for you.

equalizers or tranqualizers?   You can tell DGD is from LA because he jumps on and off the bandwagon quicker than a Linfield scoring drive against Oxy.   (just playing around tooth!)

dooohhhh . . . that one hurt . . . much pain . . . wait . . . what's that light . . . it seems so peaceful . . . must go to the light . . .

nah,

looking forward to the annual Linfield/Oxy playoff match later this year . . . have to go to McMinnville this time . . . and remember, "third time's the charm" . . . just hope that it's in the regional final . . .

io triumphe

Soooooo are you guys saying Im a fan slut?  I can run equalizers all day long, no problem!!!!!    Tooth....i wouldnt be too sure about that Oxy playoof game with Linfield......the dawgs might just sneak in that spot....Man, would I love to see my Dawgs play with my Cats!!! ........and the Poets could write about the it!


Go you dawgs, chase them cats!

[Sabretooth Tiger]

Soooooo are you guys saying Im a fan slut? 

That's EXACTLY what I was saying, only in much more refined language . . . 

And I understand your desire to see your new favorites . . . the Linfield Wildcats stomp the snot out of your former favorite, the Redlands Bulldogs . . . but the Dawgs are gonna have to get past Oxy and CLU first . . . (not sure where you see the Poets in all of this . . . they are certainly capable of playing spoiler) I guess we'll see how things go between now and October 7 won't we?  The 7th will be a big day of football for Tiger and Bulldog fans . . . it'll be interesting to see if the Bulldogs can come into that weekend undefeated . . .

[dawgs go deep]

tooth, I guess I resemble that remark..   I am not predicting who will win just saying to you dont be sooooooo sure!  and.....if you really dont know I am of course JOKING  about who I am pulling for......   AND ....you are absolutley correct Oct 7 will be a big , and hopefully fun day.
Im not sure but I think Linfield has beaten the Dawgs twice...once by 8 points   so as you say....the 3rd time is the charm!


GO DAWGS....GO TO THE NORTHWEST!!!!!!

[Sabretooth Tiger]

tooth, I guess I resemble that remark..   I am not predicting who will win just saying to you dont be sooooooo sure!  and.....if you really dont know I am of course JOKING  about who I am pulling for......   AND ....you are absolutley correct Oct 7 will be a big , and hopefully fun day.
Im not sure but I think Linfield has beaten the Dawgs twice...once by 8 points   so as you say....the 3rd time is the charm!


GO DAWGS....GO TO THE NORTHWEST!!!!!!

See . . . if you're now hoping to hop back onto the Redlands bandwagon after teasing the NW boys w/ your support . . . I'd be looking for a big round of smiting to take place . . . those Linfield boys are not to be trifled with . . . .

[dawgs go deep]

My Cats are my second favorite team, just ahead of USC!