FB: Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[EastCoastStag]

Dear Stella,

You are a moron. If you put a hot cup of coffee between your knees and pull the lid towards your body, you should expect something bad could possibly happen. Coffee is hot. Well known fact. So, who cares if McDonalds had settled over 700 complaints for over $500,000. You were stupid and did something that common sense dictates not to do. Your fault. Suck it up and deal with it.

Sincerely,
Someone with no sympathy for moronic indviduals lacking common sense.

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ps: to all you people wanting to sue fast food restaurants for making you fat - No person with any amount of intelligence could ever go into one of those "restaurants" and even consider ordering anything healthy besides an OJ, coffee or milk. Take responsibility for your actions; jump on a stairmaster; and start eating carrots, yogurt and drinking water.

pps: You are driving up the cost of healthcare due to your wreckless behavior. Same can be said for airline gas prices. Lose weight & fight global warming.

Thanks Bob for another trip down memory lane. I had forgotten about the McDonald's coffee lawsuit.
Now, it is slightly less warm and tastes like burned industrial waste, charcoal and the remnants of burned cookie crumbs that one scrapes off of the tin when you've left them in the oven too long.

[EastCoastStag]

Almost kickoff.....

[Gray Fox]

STELLA!,
 
Now that you have been burned  by McDonald's, which coffee do you Desire, Peet's or Starbucks? 

[Gray Fox]

Almost kickoff.....

The D2 game was only on ESPN2, but The Stagg is on ESPN. 8)

[EastCoastStag]

I know! If it was on 2, (I think that says something about the DII game) I would have been screwed.... but now I can pop it on across the hall and watch from the cube/half cube whatever you want to call it. About the only thing making today a decent day. 

Oh and nice touch on the multiple Streetcar references. Unfortunately I caved and went with the Starbucks Eggnog Latte.

[OXY Oswald]

7-0 UWW ahead of Mount at the end of the 1st quarter.

A note from the broadcasting crew.  Amos Alonzo Stagg came up with the following innovations to the game:
The huddle
Man-in-motion
End around
Fake punt
Tackling dummy
Padded goalposts
Numbers on the uniforms
and the Statue of Liberty

[Sabretooth Tiger]

UWW over Mt. Union 10-0 at the half.

Excellent!

[EastCoastStag]

1. Can't believe UWW is pitching a shutout.
2. Pretty crazy touchdown there.

I know MUC will get back in this. But thus far, way to go UWW! Keep it up.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

UWW still pitching a shutout while adding a score, making it 17-0 about half way through the 3d quarter.

Go Warhawks, Go Jones.

[EastCoastStag]

And right after I said that, 2 MUC TDs.

This is going to be a close one. UWW's defense has played extremely well. They have some serious athletes on that side of the ball.

Again, I'd take either of these teams against Notre Dame.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

17-14 UWW with a little over 10 minutes left.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

Touchdown Warhawks!  23-14 pending the extra point.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

PAT good . . . 24-14 UWW with 6:11 left.

Go Warhawks!  Beaver has 186 yards in 29 carries including six straight on this UWW scoring drive.

UPDATE:  4:18 left, MUC moving the ball . . . UWW defense needs to stiffen up.

UPDATE:  3:36 to go, MUC scores a touchdown, makes the PAT, score now 24-21 . . .

UPDATE:  Beaver breaks a long one, takes it 66 yards to the MUC 4.

[EastCoastStag]

And Beaver breaks away.

Wow. He is most definitely the best player in DIII.

[Sabretooth Tiger]

1:46 left, UWW 3rd and goal on the MUC 1.  Time out MUC.

4th and 1, 1:36 to go, MUC takes their last timeout.

Warhawks are going for the TD . . . touchdown UWW on a QB keeper by Jones, . . . PAT good, 31-21 with 1:33 to go . . .

UWW and Jones . . . yeehaw . . .