FB: Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[snoop dawg]

Internet role playing on a message board has little to do with character. 

Your posts are articulate and specific and if you were referring to me you would have said so. You play the "past card" because you have no other way to go.

Doofus?  C'mon Bob....your not Jeff Spicoli anymore.

[D O.C.]

Hey S D Cooney!!! You left yourself wide open again.

Do what the MIAC board does: ignore, ignore, ignore.

She will be attending Redlands in the fall.

Oh man! You slay me.

[snoop dawg]

D O.C.....You are finally right. I will ignore you from now on. 

[Fear the Poet]

FTP........What crime did he commit to get such a harsh sentence?

you keep talking crap like that and we'll give you another 6-59 whupping!

[snoop dawg]

FTP.......very funny, you have a great sense of humor.  +k for ya.

[Fear the Poet]

FTP.......very funny, you have a great sense of humor.  +k for ya.

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

[Fear the Poet]

FTP........What crime did he commit to get such a harsh sentence?

you keep talking crap like that and we'll give you another 6-59 whupping!

FTP.......very funny, you have a great sense of humor.  +k for ya.

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

First we had Ricky and Lucy Ricardo, and now we have Paul Winchell and Knucklehead Smiff.

       
       Gimme some karma!
     Please, please, please!

OxyBob

wasn't that Winchell guy Tigger?

[Gray Fox]

wasn't that Winchell guy Tigger?

Yes.  He also invented an artificial heart and a see through garter belt. 8)

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Winchell

[snoop dawg]

OB.....very funny,you have a great sense of humor. +k for ya

[Fear the Poet]

Article from ESPN about college nicknames. Congrats to Whittier for getting an honorable mention:

Off To College: What Name's Got Game?
http://sports.espn.go.com/travel/news/story?id=3224604

OxyBob

i always wondered what it would feel like to be in the top twenty of something. I feel complete.

[Fear the Poet]

i always wondered what it would feel like to be in the top twenty of something. I feel complete.

Geez, you didn't even make it into DAW's Top 20?

OxyBob

not even close.

[snoop dawg]

I'll bet LR made it!

[Sabretooth Tiger]

i always wondered what it would feel like to be in the top twenty of something. I feel complete.

Who's the twenty year old "complete" chick you're feeling while being on top?

Don't worry, I won't tell Lucy.

[snoop dawg]

These are the rules FTP  set down with DAW:

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
Please note.. These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! 

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.  If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports.  It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color..

Pumpkin i s also a fruit.  We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?  It's like camping.



FTP.....you are the man!

[Fear the Poet]

I say jump, she says, "how high"