FB: Empire 8

[Maximuh]

Its all about personality and of course the LEG!!!

[superman57]

max chill if you read what I said it said COULD be...I assumed it wasn't you because the kid was a sopmore...just chilll

[fisheralum91]

Max- this is unreal- talent at UC must have gone down 10 fold recently if this guy is a stud!

[JQV]

Max- this is unreal- talent at UC must have gone down 10 fold recently if this guy is a stud!

I don't remember UC having "talent" in any sense of the word...

[fisheralum91]

+k for that!

Funny stuff

[AUPepBand]

Yes that is UC's all-conference punter
He also led the team in girls shagged

Granted, Pep may be at a loss here because he never played college football, but....I didn't know teams kept stats for those shagging girls; I thought they only kept stats for those shagging punts.

[fisheralum91]

Who uses the term shag besides the crazy brits?

I think someone has watched Austin Powers one too many times!

[Sir Spiedie]

Caddies used to shag balls at the practice range. 

[AUPepBand]

NEWS FLASH.... NEWS FLASH.... NEWS FLASH....

This just in from Saxonville.....The AU Pep Band, as a result of yesterday's Purple and Gold Day for Accepted Students at Alfred University, had at least two flutes and a trombone "sign on" to the band. Pep had to leave the activities fair early to try to catch an AU Baseball Club game at Houghton, which was, unfortunately, cancelled due to poor field conditions.

A previous fair generated interest from incoming students who play trumpet, euphonium, tuba and alto sax.

This could be a break-out year for AU Pep Band.....stay tuned!

[superman57]

If that is the case then the girls at UC must be blind!
Dear god!
Please tell me that isnt true Max.
That is just wrong.
Kids a dork

And you're bringing sexy back to Utica, Scotty 2 Hottie??

http://www.uticaod.com/community/odoutreach/accent/2003/williams.htm

well obviously he's doing something right, with the kids, and a wife

[Jonny Utah]

NEWS FLASH.... NEWS FLASH.... NEWS FLASH....

This just in from Saxonville.....The AU Pep Band, as a result of yesterday's Purple and Gold Day for Accepted Students at Alfred University, had at least two flutes and a trombone "sign on" to the band. Pep had to leave the activities fair early to try to catch an AU Baseball Club game at Houghton, which was, unfortunately, cancelled due to poor field conditions.

A previous fair generated interest from incoming students who play trumpet, euphonium, tuba and alto sax.

This could be a break-out year for AU Pep Band.....stay tuned!

I think Im going to call in sick this week waiting for that news. 

[fisheralum91]

Well Mr. Suburban- I think you have me at a disadvantage.
Well done-
It would help to know who brought fisheralum91 into the forefront though!!

[fisheralum91]

Suburban,
What gives- you did your homework- and obviously know me- why not tell me who you are?

And the message was trying to be polite.
Ya work at tc's dontcha

[fisheralum91]

Suburban-
I guess i dont get the humor.

Oh well.
You have the upper hand. 
Though it seems a little pointless as most of the E8 nation already know me.....

[AUPepBand]

Speaking of look-alikes, having not seen Brett Elliott until the photo currently displayed on the front page, Pep believes there's an incredibly close resemblance between Elliott and Alfred's senior quarterback Paul Keeley, who's on track to surpass more of AU's passing records.