FB: Empire 8

[maninorangehat]

not to mention you'll probably have to take your tractor back and get one with about 6 inches less deck on it... then you'll be down to tecmo's size deck... do you really want a deck that small?

[maninyellowhat]

Pep,

Thanks for the update.  Definitely good news as he continues to progress.


Well boys, and bombergirl if she still lurks around here,

Today I start back, so summer's officially over for me.  Stopped in yesterday to try and set the room up a little bit, and some sixth graders came to visit in tears because they couldn't get their lockers open.  There's nothing better than middle school!  I'm hoping to be on a bit more during the school day, but it's not nearly as accessible as during the summer.

Dubbz,

I seem to recall you saying no way to a dog in July at Tecmo's wedding.  Have you become recently engaged and have something to share with the E8 posters, or is she just slowly breaking you?  Can't wait for you to trade in the bike for a mini-cooper.  Make sure it has a rear spoiler...ya know, something for you.

[JQV]

I think you probably can't name a dog after the Butts in a respectful way.  Although, a Boxer is at least a tough dog and, based on Wasn't That Fun, Butts was a tough SOB so maybe that is ok.

My buddy got a dog about a year ago and he wanted to name it Donnie.  That way, when the dog barked in the middle of the night, he could yell "Shut the **** Up Donnie.  You are like a Child that wandered into a movie."

[Tags]

The idea behind this is to get some serious leverage for the entire year, especially heading into the season.

Lady Dubbz: "do you really need to go to this game, you've already been to the last two and you always stay out all night"

Dubbz: "uhh, we got your dog, and I walk him every morning while you sleep. I'll be going"

[Tags]

I think you probably can't name a dog after the Butts in a respectful way.  Although, a Boxer is at least a tough dog and, based on Wasn't That Fun, Butts was a tough SOB so maybe that is ok.

My buddy got a dog about a year ago and he wanted to name it Donnie.  That way, when the dog barked in the middle of the night, he could yell "Shut the **** Up Donnie.  You are like a Child that wandered into a movie."

Donnie you're out of your element!

[maninyellowhat]

I think you probably can't name a dog after the Butts in a respectful way.  Although, a Boxer is at least a tough dog and, based on Wasn't That Fun, Butts was a tough SOB so maybe that is ok.

My buddy got a dog about a year ago and he wanted to name it Donnie.  That way, when the dog barked in the middle of the night, he could yell "Shut the **** Up Donnie.  You are like a Child that wandered into a movie."

Donnie you're out of your element!

I am the walrus?

[maninorangehat]

The idea behind this is to get some serious leverage for the entire year, especially heading into the season.

Lady Dubbz: "do you really need to go to this game, you've already been to the last two and you always stay out all night"

Dubbz: "uhh, we got your dog, and I walk him every morning while you sleep. I'll be going"

Tags- The conversation goes more like this...

Lady Dubbz:  "Your not going to the game while I stay here with Butts!"

Dubbz:  "Fine, I'll be in the garage with Butts listening to the game on WICB!"

[JQV]

+k to both MIYH and Tags for the follow up lines.

This is just more proof that everyone should marry Southern women.  No woman that grew up in SEC country would ever try to stop you from going to a football game.  My wife not only plans all our Gator Football trips and tailgates, but also makes sure we can get home in time to tailgate and attend all Buc home games.  Now that we are married, she is also working on Bomber tailgate plans.  Good times.

The hats will appreciate this, the Mrs. spent about six months trying to arrange for an IC garter.  Couldn't find one unfortunately.

[maninorangehat]

The hats will appreciate this, the Mrs. spent about six months trying to arrange for an IC garter.  Couldn't find one unfortunately.

+K to Mrs. Jose Q

Did you get a Gator garter instead?

Mrs. Tecmo found a nice cubbies garter for Tecmo... and then tecmo's 8 year old cousin got to put it on a nice looking blonde

[JQV]

The hats will appreciate this, the Mrs. spent about six months trying to arrange for an IC garter.  Couldn't find one unfortunately.

+K to Mrs. Jose Q

Did you get a Gator garter instead?

Mrs. Tecmo found a nice cubbies garter for Tecmo... and then tecmo's 8 year old cousin got to put it on a nice looking blonde

Bucs garter.  In fact, I have it in my office.

[realistic]

haha - jose, +K for the bucs garter.  good stuff.

In other news....fellas, head over to the Illini-Badger conference and read the moron spouting off about refusing to pay $8.95 for the Kickoff.  Even better, he's asking questions about stuff that is in it.

[ICemanJK]

MIOH- you let momma and poppa OH know im making the trip out today for the shirts? i think im heading out around noon-12:30

[not so rowdy bomber]

mornin fellas:

Wow.  the last  4pages have had me laughing out loud... the rest of the office must think i'm high or somethin'...  they're probably saying "oh, he went to Ithaca, must be one ah dem damn hippies"
-I love the Tommy Boy quips too.  +k  (if i had any)

MIOH, MIYH, Tecmo:  your comments have been priceless.  Dubbz, no dog.  trust me.  especially Boxers.  as tough and fun as they may be, they're quite hyper and will tear up anything valuable that is within reach.  (which is most everything... they can jump as good as Espo).  For your own good... just start looking around at all of the "No Dogs Allowed" signs... EVERYWHERE!    
$  for shots, $  for meds (Boxers tend to have issues), $ check-ups, $ dog bed/ house, toys, lysol for the clean-ups, $ for your gf's leather jacket that got torn up, $ for replacement molding, drywall, and table legs, $ to replace gf's engagement ring that was swallowed by dog... etc.  you do the math.

[theicdubbz]

The hats will appreciate this, the Mrs. spent about six months trying to arrange for an IC garter.  Couldn't find one unfortunately.

+K to Mrs. Jose Q

Did you get a Gator garter instead?

Mrs. Tecmo found a nice cubbies garter for Tecmo... and then tecmo's 8 year old cousin got to put it on a nice looking blonde

And later that night, in a strange turn of events, MIOH ended up holding the cubbie garter in his mouth.   weird.  
Blue Collar Comedy tour quote:
"you know I used to be a real Cowboy.  A real bronc Rider.  Of course this comes in handy in the bedroom, you know.  Except she doesn't really like it when I try to SPUR HER OUTTA THE SHOOTS!!  It gets pretty difficult with the clown in the barrel sittin in the corner!"  lol.  Ron White. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tst8sIfrNvg

[maninorangehat]

MIOH- you let momma and poppa OH know im making the trip out today for the shirts? i think im heading out around noon-12:30

Momma OH has placed the shirts in the garage... Niether will be home this afternoon... but if the house is open help yourself to a cold PBR or 2.