FB: Empire 8

[Knightstalker]

Sorry for my absence from the boards, but as Pep so kindly pointed out the Kaz00 section recently added another member:

On a side note, anybody else have suspicions that our very own commish Mr. Kazoo is involved in this Prostitution Ring as well.  I always wondered why when we were playing pickup basketball his friends kept referring to him as "client number 8".  Kind of a strange nickname...

As for these libelous allegations, I can neither confirm nor deny my involvement with numerous, upscale Manhattan escort services (please God, don't let them check my text messages...)

And finally, as Commissioner, I decree that Alfred shall be referred to as Petticoat Junction for the remainder of my term (Mayberry is starting to wear thin).

I would think the E8 should encourage the comish to use a prostitue...

-K Supes, only you could have the same word misspelled two different ways on the same page.

[maxpower]

Hey all, it's been a while, MP is here to say hey. Only four months til camp.

[Tags]

Sorry for my absence from the boards, but as Pep so kindly pointed out the Kaz00 section recently added another member:

On a side note, anybody else have suspicions that our very own commish Mr. Kazoo is involved in this Prostitution Ring as well.  I always wondered why when we were playing pickup basketball his friends kept referring to him as "client number 8".  Kind of a strange nickname...

As for these libelous allegations, I can neither confirm nor deny my involvement with numerous, upscale Manhattan escort services (please God, don't let them check my text messages...)

And finally, as Commissioner, I decree that Alfred shall be referred to as Petticoat Junction for the remainder of my term (Mayberry is starting to wear thin).

+k Kaz, Congrats

[AUPepBand]

Pep,

NSRB has been up to the Carrier Dome for a couple of Syracuse's NIT games and had the privledge of having the Robert Morris Pep Band right in front of him on one evening.  Despite the rag-tag, blue jean and tie-die clad, scruffy lookin' crew, they put on a pretty good show.  What was interesting was their musical selection...  NSRB doesnt think they played a song dating later than 1968.  Maybe something to think about come next season... a throwback day featuring only classic tunes

Much to their chigrin, they were drown-out by the 20k SU fans.  Probably a similar scene when the Alfpepper Band comes to Butterfield.

Check out the leader of pack... the funky "valve-trombone" guy with the head-set!

NSRB: Ha! Pep doesn't recall ever seeing 20k fans at Butterfield... and Pep, with his bass drum mallet, has managed on occasion to hypnotize the IC Band and ordered them to play AU cheer tunes to give our instrumentalists a reprieve. Pep loves it when the IC Pep Band is playing under his direction from the visitor stands!

Pep loves the classics as well! And Pep will be poring thru all the music this summer to add some tunes. The Alfpepper Band prexy had seven prospective freshmen express interest in playing in the band during the Purple & Gold Activities Fair Saturday!

Bandwagon Update: Pep's 1992 Grand Caravan a.k.a. AU Pep Bandwagon, currently has 291,000+ miles and, while it's still on the road, it's running on only five cylinders. Pep has located a 1995 3.3 engine and has a nephew willing to make the switch. If the switch is made successfully, Pep will consider pimping his ride...perhaps a custom paint job, some speakers that work and who knows what else?

[not so rowdy bomber]

Pep,

NSRB has been up to the Carrier Dome for a couple of Syracuse's NIT games and had the privledge of having the Robert Morris Pep Band right in front of him on one evening.  Despite the rag-tag, blue jean and tie-die clad, scruffy lookin' crew, they put on a pretty good show.  What was interesting was their musical selection...  NSRB doesnt think they played a song dating later than 1968.  Maybe something to think about come next season... a throwback day featuring only classic tunes

Much to their chigrin, they were drown-out by the 20k SU fans.  Probably a similar scene when the Alfpepper Band comes to Butterfield.

Check out the leader of pack... the funky "valve-trombone" guy with the head-set!

NSRB: Ha! Pep doesn't recall ever seeing 20k fans at Butterfield... and Pep, with his bass drum mallet, has managed on occasion to hypnotize the IC Band and ordered them to play AU cheer tunes to give our instrumentalists a reprieve. Pep loves it when the IC Pep Band is playing under his direction from the visitor stands!

Pep loves the classics as well! And Pep will be poring thru all the music this summer to add some tunes. The Alfpepper Band prexy had seven prospective freshmen express interest in playing in the band during the Purple & Gold Activities Fair Saturday!

Bandwagon Update: Pep's 1992 Grand Caravan a.k.a. AU Pep Bandwagon, currently has 291,000+ miles and, while it's still on the road, it's running on only five cylinders. Pep has located a 1995 3.3 engine and has a nephew willing to make the switch. If the switch is made successfully, Pep will consider pimping his ride...perhaps a custom paint job, some speakers that work and who knows what else?

NSRB loves to hear about the Pep Bandwagon... its inspiring and gives NSRB's Stealth Bomber (black '99 Camry) something to shoot for as she approaches middle age, ringing in 124,000+ miles.  Everytime the P-wagon gets mentioned, it makes NSRB laugh since it conjures up such images as...



or



hey Pep, think we can get an updated photo of the P-B-W?  and maybe with some Photoshop special effects like explosions in the background... or driving over cars like bigfoot or maybe rampaging across the SJF campus?

[AUPepBand]

Pep has only photos of the Bandwagon just prior to his acquisition back in September 2001.



At that time, the bandwagon had 137,000 miles. Pep will get Pep Jr.#2 on the job with the digital camera to get an updated shot of the bandwagon, including the bite out of the bug shield, thanks to Pep Jr. #1.

When the Bandwagon's Fuel Rail went, Pep could have had some nice explosive shots for real, as gas was being sprayed throughout the engine compartment. Yikes!

Now, should Pep pimp the ride with a fresh paint job....purple? gold?

[AUPepBand]

Hey Rowdy, what about the Pup Bandwagon?

[not so rowdy bomber]

Hey Rowdy, what about the Pup Bandwagon?

also another good one there Pep.  As for pimpin' the ride... NSRB thinks you should hook up the PBW like the ESPN Game Day Mobile Home with cameras, captains chairs, and a fold out stage to broadcast live to Channel 1769 the E8 Network.  You could also do some body mods and turn it into a viking longship on wheels.

[Spark57]

Any word on the candidates and when they will make a decision.

[JQV]

Wow that is an awfully specific question Spark.  It also begs several other questions.

Would this be the first Defensive Coordinator in Hartwick Football history?

Does Hartwick even have 11 guys willing to play defense? 

It seems like carrying 11 defensive players on the HC roster would seriously cut into the 8903568954 WRs they keep in uniform.

[superman57]

Any word on the candidates and when they will make a decision.

wait hartiwck has a defense.... I thought giving up 70 to UTICA (sorry DC88) meant you have no d, so it DOESN"T MATTER who you D cordinator is, (sorry feeling like brining in a little classic WWF Rock

[AUPepBand]

Any word on the candidates and when they will make a decision.

All of the candidates will be making decisions soon. Thought your viable question warranted an intelligent answer.

[theoriginalupstate]

Defense and Hartwick is like oil and water...

[fisheralum91]

Im keeping my mouth shut on this one boys----last i checked-----Ye olde alma mater got beat by that "crap" defense.

And i had the misfortune of seeing the game live.

Bad day in fisheralum 91 history.
Very bad day.
The only redeeming value to that road trip was the ability to tailgate with the outstanding Doctors of Modern tailgating.
The rest -- not so much.
Boy i miss those guys and gals.
If you are lurking Doctors---i raise my UC to ya!!

[boobyhasgameyo]

Im keeping my mouth shut on this one boys----last i checked-----Ye olde alma mater got beat by that "crap" defense.

And i had the misfortune of seeing the game live.

Bad day in fisheralum 91 history.
Very bad day.
The only redeeming value to that road trip was the ability to tailgate with the outstanding Doctors of Modern tailgating.
The rest -- not so much.
Boy i miss those guys and gals.
If you are lurking Doctors---i raise my UC to ya!!

Actually FA91 that wasn't the Fisher team that lost.  The Bombers of Ithaca were so dismayed after losing to the 'Wick that they assembled their team and in an act of supreme unity drove to Fisher and stole our team's uniforms and locked all of our players in their rooms while they slept peacefully.  They then went to Hartwick to have that second chance only to find out they would again be defeated.  After the loss they headed back to Fisher to return the equipment and used those eye laser memory molding devices from Men in Black on the Fisher players.  It's quite simple really.  I know this because it is my job to know.