FB: Empire 8

[JQV]

James Reile:



Mark Robinson:



Dan Juvan:



Mike Welch:



(Just for fun here is Brian Grastorf too: )

[maxpower]

Wow.... i must not watch enough TV, because i do not get it.

[maninorangehat]

Welcome to the #1 Dad Board...

Top 5 East Region Dad's

1.  My Dad- Because he's my dad
2.  Mr. N -  He makes awesome T-Shirts & Good Chili from what I hear.  
2.  Flash- Sweaty Circus boys & blondes... don't need to say anymore.
2.  Lumpy-  Wings, Beers, and a man not afraid to "Bring Sexy Back"  
5.  ER- For providing genetics to the man who ran all over the bombers in the 2nd half.

[Jonny Utah]

who was the sjf running back from about 3-5 years ago with the big haircut?

[tecmobowler]

Now I'm really upset... Mr. Tecmo should at least be honorable mention for his regular attendance of Rochester area games, and FDC support.  You're out of the wedding orangehat.

[tecmobowler]

Utah-  Something or other Meyers I do believe.

[Jonny Utah]

right, myers....

anyone else agree with me that myers was ten times better than any current sjf rb now?  (I have not seen either this year) but I have not been impressed with either in the last 3 years anyway.

[tecmobowler]

Nope, I'd heartily disagree.  Robinson to me is much, much more impressive.

[maninorangehat]

Now I'm really upset... Mr. Tecmo should at least be honorable mention for his regular attendance of Rochester area games, and FDC support.  You're out of the wedding orangehat.

Sorry Tecmo.... He was on there... Here's the Whole list with the points.  I'm sure Pat's list will be different though.

1.  My Dad- Because he's my dad (117)
2.  Mr. N -  He makes awesome T-Shirts & Good Chili from what I hear.  (69)
2.  Flash- Sweaty Circus boys & blondes... don't need to say anymore. (69)
2.  Lumpy-  Wings, Beers, and a man not afraid to "Bring Sexy Back"  (69)
5.  ER- For providing genetics to the man who ran all over the bombers in the 2nd half. (17)


Honorable Mention:  Tecmo's Dad (9) All other Bomber Dad's (3)

[maxpower]

the next post from user "sonofwinmag":

maninoragehat how dare you leave my father off your list did you know that my father is a veteran of both vietnam and the civil war and everyone that meets him of all races thinks he is just the sweetest man ever, and have you ever met him?!?! i seirously doubt that you would be saying such things if you had. when he retires he plans to help retarded children learn to skate in his spare time but whatever you can have your board you ic punks.

[maxpower]

Tecmo, you can't pretend to "analyze" the rankings by looking at just one dad. And I thought you didn't care about polls?! The truth finally comes out....

[JQV]

right, myers....

anyone else agree with me that myers was ten times better than any current sjf rb now?  (I have not seen either this year) but I have not been impressed with either in the last 3 years anyway.

Here is Myers headshot from the Fisher record book in the media guide:

[Jonny Utah]

Nope, I'd heartily disagree.  Robinson to me is much, much more impressive.

Yea maybe I just havent seen him in good games.  Ive seen him 3 times live now though and wasnt impressed any of those times.  I actually though Reille was better when I saw him.

[JQV]

I actually though Reille was better when I saw him.

Oh no! Someone email Pat, windbag has stolen JU's password...

[bombsaway]

let's look at an all-time worst fathers list:

10) (inspired by jose's list) Darth Vader - come on, you cut your son's hand off? That's like stealing something in singapore, not to mention he let his son develop feelings for his sister and didn't let him in on the secret! Boo Darth!

9) Sandy Alomar Sr. - while I appreciate his contributions as the mets 1st base coach, he has devoted a life to baseball which couldn't leave much time for his kids.  This is seen by their instability to respect athority figures like roberto spitting on an umpire and Sandy, well, Sandy just played in his bro's shadow..

8) Mike Brady - anyone that has their kids always settle things through peace, encourages them to sing and dance, and makes them do potato sack races in the back yard is preparing the children to be taken advantage of and stomped on by society.

7) Mr. Williams (father of peggy) Like the father of Marla Hooch (League of their Own) he obviously raised his daughter like he would a son, or maybe she is a son and is just "confused" like many other Ithaca citizens.  Whatever the case, he produced a manly woman who raises tuition and lines her own pocket to make up for the fact that she has no eye brows.

6) Joe Jackson - (father of Michael Jackson) Obvioulsy was instrumental in leading his son down a path of perversion and identity confusion.  Whatever he did to his son while he was growing up and topping the charts as part of the Jackson 5 was so detrimental his now 40 something year old son naps with 13 year olds feeds them wine and spirits.

5) Mr. Reile - I have not seen such a passionate and inappropriate defense of a son since Phil Simms took on the media after they questioned his son's toughness.  Bravo sir! Now the heckling reserved for you son will multiply 10 fold.  You might actually get some stuff sent your way too.  If your son was the player you want him to be, you would be secure enough to let him answer critics with his on field play, as it stands, you just another outspoken dad from the bleachers embarassing your son and your family name.

4) Neal Heaton - former major league pitcher busted for cocaine made his son an easy target come cortaca jug time.  "Nose Candy" Neal and the rest of the family will always be the bunt of jokes because dad threw away a professional baseball career for some angel dust.  Neal jr. will always be the kid who not only is scarred with a cortland education but is the son of a dad who couldn't keep his hands out of the colombian cookie jar!

3) Bob Boozer - Boozer devoted himself to a college and more specifically, a football team.  While he recruited all those noble war vets, Bob was most likely too preoccupied to provide sound parental influence while establishing the brockport football program.  He also is a well documented socialite who , along with his partner in crime Chugger Davis, set many a consumption record in local watering holes.

2) Mr. Owens (Father of Terrell) See what happens when your son grows up without a manly hug in his life?  He ruins teams, makes an A of himself then tries to end it all by OD-ing on perscription medication (not even Heaton tried that one) Handing out a good belt whippin' or spanking can make the difference in a young man's life.

1) George Bush Sr. - This is what happens when you're out running the CIA and being VP and President of the United States, your son does the only thing he can do to get your attention and takes over your old job only to fail miserably and take everyone down with him.  Not to mention you helped him avoid 'nam and sent him on a coke binge and into a world of alcoholism.  Now, he's running the world and running us into the ground.