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[cstate19]

your right xrd77.........some are funny......some are not......

[realistic]

New joke insert your school of choice


Nick Gatteo is such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the Stadium, he saw a sign that read, "Stadium Left," and he turned around and went home.

Not to take ourselves too seriously but, what are the odds the coaches have said to the Alfred players "See guys, you do something stupid like Gatto, and it lasts online for two years." ?

I would say the chances are very good.  Look at the main page and compare page views to posts.  There are a lot of people reading, and they aren't all random fans like us.

Ithaca sucks.com was just brought to the Cortland poster's attention several days ago.  We do not know the proprietor of this concept, but if a Cortland guy did not do it, you know an IC guy would have at some point.  In 2000, Xreddragon77 and some housemates took a gamble and made Cortaca T Shirts.   Going in 150 bucks a person, we bought $600 in plain grey tees with a basic logo and chant printed on it from a local screen printing shop.  Being bouncers in a Cortland establishment gave us an instant customer base.  We hawked the freshmans and all those nieve enough who would pay 20 bucks for a shirt.  We sold out and made off nicely.
   I bet these days you could find every slob, pig, geek etc.. on campus selling their own Cortaca Tees going into next week.  
Taste It  

Thats good stuff....I was always amazed at the money that was made on the ultra-simple Cortland sucks shirts.  Guys with trash bags filled with them, getting $10 a pop on gameday.

I gotta say a bunch of girls at St Ben's (sister school to St Johns) had the best though.  They went into Gagliardi's office and got him to pose in a thug outfit and made t-shirts that had the pic and "Gagliardi is my homeboy".  Rumor is that they made a ton of $$.

[superman57]

they're watching us....  and I want Ithaca to win this week lose next week, because the last thing I want is a motivated Alfred team battling for their lifes in the last week of the season, I would be hard pressed to say if Alfred wins out that they don't make it with wins over Fisher and Ithaca to end the season

[cstate19]

cortland ranks above wilkes and hobart in both d3.com, ECAC lambert and AFCA polls..........but below them in the regional rankings? i give up...........also who gets #1 if cortland beats rowan and loses to IC, wilkes and hobart lose giving us hobart cortland wilkes and the 3 E8 teams all with one loss???

[AUPepBand]

Weather update for Alfred's Merrill Field:

Saturday  Saterday....what was I thinking?
A chance of snow showers in the morning...otherwise mostly cloudy. Highs in the lower 40s. West winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of snow 30 percent.

['gro]

I gotta say a bunch of girls at St Ben's (sister school to St Johns) had the best though.  They went into Gagliardi's office and got him to pose in a thug outfit and made t-shirts that had the pic and "Gagliardi is my homeboy".  Rumor is that they made a ton of $$.

I would love to see gags with a do rag and gold fronts... he could call Chad Johnson and get a gold chain with a "Ocho Cinco" charm... not because it would look good, but isn't he that old??

[realistic]

I gotta say a bunch of girls at St Ben's (sister school to St Johns) had the best though.  They went into Gagliardi's office and got him to pose in a thug outfit and made t-shirts that had the pic and "Gagliardi is my homeboy".  Rumor is that they made a ton of $$.

I would love to see gags with a do rag and gold fronts... he could call Chad Johnson and get a gold chain with a "Ocho Cinco" charm... not because it would look good, but isn't he that old??

he turned 80 this week.....trying to find a pic of the shirt....

[superman57]

 
  An Alfred player, a Fisher player and a Ithaca player had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The Fisher player came in first, the Ithaca player came in second and the Alfred player never finished.
When the Alfred player got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''

[flash83]

Things were going ok with the C-State fans, and then they thrown in the website.  Ya just knew it couldn't last.....

They even have a myspace account with this stuff on it....

http://www.myspace.com/ithacasucks








wow nice( jugs ) shirt, she can't be from cortland, homer high maybe

[superman57]

Jeez can you tell that work sucks today




How can you tell Dan Juvan has been working at a computer?







There is white out all over the screen.

[flash83]

AUPEP   FIND US SATERDAY SO WE CAN DO A GET WELL TOAST TO JULIO, I WILL BE WITH LUMPY AND OOGA BOOGA , AND FDC MEMBERS

[xdragon58]

punchin in boys.

ithacasucks.com is hysterical.  My favorite part is the picture of Coach Welch with the word bubble.

Any know what Cortland students put their chants on T-Shirts?

If your going to try and be funny, at least make sure you spell it right.....and they say we are the dumb ones.......

[XREDDRAGON77]

58,
I think with the spelling comment you just opened yourself up to your bad grammar and punctuation.  I am with you but just tossing out the air raid siren.
Taste It 

[xdragon58]

All i am saying is if you are going to be funny at least make it makes sense

[realistic]

while I always think the spelling/grammar argument is the weakest ever, I am outright confused by this.  What exactly are you refering to 58?