FB: Empire 8

[JQV]

I feel some sort of payback is indicated, and wonder if anyone in E8Nation has some creative suggestions?

Place a personal ad on his behalf. 

I must say it was not that tough to find the picture of our fear less leader...

T,S &G they sound like a very important law firm

Nice work Super, although I took some direction from my hero LBJ when I nominated you and it seems to have backfired thus far.  LBJ once said of J Edgar Hoover: "I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in."

[realistic]

Have been too busy avoiding military recruiters to check in....they are responding to the "phone messages I  had left"  on their answering machines and are convinced that I am most anxious to enlist, since I thoughtfully left my cell#, email address, my mothers phone# and home address with a request to contact me immediately.
Have heard from all but the Marines (including the National Guard), I politely decline their offers, but they are persistent and  don't seem to want to take no for an answer.
Am pretty sure I know who did this on my behalf, since he has been greeting me with a salute and a smirk as of late (plus we had a bit of a disagreement over spring break) The obvious revenge would be to recommend the recruiters contact that individual, but have too much respect for the Armed forces to waste anymore of their time on this foolishness.
however, I feel some sort of payback is indicated, and wonder if anyone in E8Nation has some creative suggestions?

Ooohhhh - that sucks.  Don't expect to stop hearing from them anytime soon.  In college I got all of the calls everytime I was home for break... just to make sure I was happy, and not flunking out.  I'd say you have a year or more of calls from them.

I feel some sort of payback is indicated, and wonder if anyone in E8Nation has some creative suggestions?

Place a personal ad on his behalf. 

I'm with JQV on this one.  Get him a profile on a personal ads site or something like Craigslist.  He'll get all sorts of calls that he won't know what to do with.

[superman57]

better yet do it on a gay site

[fisheralum91]

looks like we have created a monster!

[fisheralum91]

all this time im call ing viper mr. chair-

damn im old- you are just a lad!

[JQV]

all this time im call ing viper mr. chair-

damn im old- you are just a lad!

You weren't referring to me as "Mr." just the office I hold...

[fisheralum91]

ah.
got it....mr. chair.
cripe- i have shoes older than you!

[superman57]

superman will be very lucky if he is able to survie the rest of this insane day at work please pray for my soul

[AUPepBand]

all this time im call ing viper mr. chair-

damn im old- you are just a lad!

FA91: You don't know old .... that's Pep's Department. Golly, Pep remembers when Alfred started playing football out here in the hills back in 1895.

[fisheralum91]

AUpep-
I literally have a pair of Diadora cleats from back in the early/mid 80's.
Like i said- i have shoes that are older than mr. chair!

[JQV]

AUpep-
I literally have a pair of Diadora cleats from back in the early/mid 80's.
Like i said- i have shoes that are older than mr. chair!

Early to mid 80s gets you close but no cigar.  The Chairman was born at the turn of the decade...October 13, 1980.

[fisheralum91]

Ah.
Ok- so i was off by 3 years.
Sheesh.
Now i do feel old!

[Sir Spiedie]

all this time im call ing viper mr. chair-

damn im old- you are just a lad!

We have been calling him Mr. Chair when in fact Mr. (High)Chair may be more apropos.

[fisheralum91]

+k for spidie!!
that was good!

[JQV]

all this time im call ing viper mr. chair-

damn im old- you are just a lad!

We have been calling him Mr. Chair when in fact Mr. (High)Chair may be more apropos.

+k...nicely done.