FB: Empire 8

[superman57]

is the first piece of agenda on the new comish's plate installing troughs in all e8 bathrooms

[AUKaz00]

is the first piece of agenda on the new comish's plate installing troughs in all e8 bathrooms

A spectacular idea!  I'll get Vice-Commissioner Booby to draft up some official letters that I will sign and hand-deliver to each E8 AD.


Urine for a treat when you sidle up to a trough!

[superman57]

I just spit ice tea on the computer screen +k for that

[AUPepBand]

is the first piece of agenda on the new comish's plate installing troughs in all e8 bathrooms

A spectacular idea!  I'll get Vice-Commissioner Booby to draft up some official letters that I will sign and hand-deliver to each E8 AD.


Urine for a treat when you sidle up to a trough!

That trough urinal would never fit in Fisher's porta-potties....definitely will add stadium restrooms to Pep's letter to Ward.

+K for the lovely photo! But heck, that porcelain trough makes Merrill Field's trough look like trailer trash.

[boobyhasgameyo]

is the first piece of agenda on the new comish's plate installing troughs in all e8 bathrooms

A spectacular idea!  I'll get Vice-Commissioner Booby to draft up some official letters that I will sign and hand-deliver to each E8 AD.


Urine for a treat when you sidle up to a trough!

God I just don't know about that, because that would involve me doing work....We all know my policy towards doing work. 


First time I signed on in a bit, but as promised I delivered the karma to those who came forward in backing me. 

[Tags]

Well that's pretty awful.

[AUPepBand]

Sad news from UC.....
Please keep John and his family in your thoughts and prayers.

http://www.wktv.com/news/local/15495611.html

So sorry to hear of this tragedy. Certainly Pep's prayers are with John, his family, and his UC football family.

[AUPepBand]

Pep is sorry to report that the AU PepBandWagon is in the shop. Pep was smelling gasoline and thought it was a fuel line leak. Turns out it was the fuel injector and Pep's mechanic said it's a wonder Pep didn't have a car fire. On top of that, Pep needed some brake work done in addition to a couple new tires at 289,400+ miles. But that mileage on Pep's 1992 Grand Caravan is nothing compared to this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_mile_truck

[maxpower]

Pep is sorry to report that the AU PepBandWagon is in the shop. Pep was smelling gasoline and thought it was a fuel line leak. Turns out it was the fuel injector and Pep's mechanic said it's a wonder Pep didn't have a car fire. On top of that, Pep needed some brake work done in addition to a couple new tires at 289,400+ miles. But that mileage on Pep's 1992 Grand Caravan is nothing compared to this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_million_mile_truck

Great! Now we can look forward to even more "This is My Country" commercials. You know, the commercials that show people in their chevys because if you don't own a chevy you are a communist, obviously. I picture a commercial with this guy triumphantly crossing the million mile mark, john mellancamp crooning and swooning in the background, while the voice-over is saying something akin to this Simpsons line:

"Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history."

[AUPepBand]

GM lost more money in the last year than any auto maker ever before....$777 million(?)! Sorry, Pep, on his paycheck, can't help. Pep can't imagine spending today for a new (but depreciating) motor vehicle the same amount  or more than Pep paid, in 1986, for his place of residence.

[theicdubbz]

Perhaps the reason GM lost 777 million dollars in 2007 was they made their vehicles too well.  1 million miles!! good granny could you imagine!  Dubbz gets nervous with his vehicles touching 100,000.  HOWEVER, after hearing of Pep's 289,000 mini van Dubbz has decided to shoot for 200,000 miles in his and Lady Dubbz' vehicles.  Thank you Pep for the inspiration! 

As for Kazoo, congrats "commish Kazoo"  (I voted for Booby though)  I figured you cant go wrong with either a Kazoo or Boobies, but, honestly, Boobies appeal to me more than playing a kazoo. 

[boobyhasgameyo]

I am starting to highly suspect if my sign on name were a generic one as opposed to including Booby from Friday night lights I wouldn't have received a single vote.  Does this make me feel a little bit hollow about the entire campaign?  Yes.  But does that mean I will lose sleep over it at night? Well yes to that as well.  Still, the show must go on and I proudly assume the role of Vice-Commish. 

[superman57]

it's boobies or noting for me

[fisheralum91]

who doesnt like boobies?

[Knightstalker]

who doesnt like boobies?

Richard Simmons?