FB: Liberty League

[Naked Nott Run]

This message board is gonna sound pretty quiet after Ithaca and Cortland pound Union and Hobart. The LL should stand for Laughable Losers, Union's defense is unsound and Ithaca will throw for about 400 yards against them. Hobart's offense will be lucky to gain 100 total yards against Cortland's defense.

come back when your nut riding some teams nuts into the playoffs with 4 posts deusche

[Jonny Utah]

Frank for that slight chance that Unioin might lose, do you like have a list of excuses already made up?  Maybe you have like an excuse notebook filled with excuses from the past?  Or do you just think of them on the fly?  Hobarts not too far from Ithaca, you might be able to use some of those excuses from past years.

I don't think Ithaca can stop Unions passing attack anyway so you probably don't have to worry Frank.

[Senor RedTackle]

Wow....Cortland has some 'athletes' on their team and IC obviously has some handsome dudes w/ good speaking skills.
EEESSSH....these 2 belong in the bar from Star Wars.

[zachattack22]

Whatever team makes the least mistakes on offense and steps up on defense will most likely win....Both teams defenses have improvements to make.

Sometimes offenses are so potent that defenses cannot stop an offense, but try to contain it...(bend, but don't break type of defense)...

Union Ithica games have been historically close except for the last time, Union beat them pretty good...however....that really doesn't matter....

Again, it's the playoffs....A good playoff team plays intense, but also plays "relaxed"....and not uptight and nervous...from what ZA's seen, Union is more than capable of handling pressure....ZA would think Ithica is also....

[Frank Rossi]

I think I'm going to turn into an Ithica fan, after seeing how cool their fans are this week.  In fact, I'll add the following graphic to my signature line later...

[zachattack22]

Most of us don't make excuses for a loss...Zach has stated many times about the Hobart game that IF you want in the endzone, then you have to GET IN the damn endzone, not maybe, not I think, not it was close but can't tell....

That game changed because in a punting situation from Hobart's own endzone, U didn't even think of containing the punter and the punter ran for a first down that kept a long drive alive...That's called you lose...you lose....As objective as a fan can be about their own team, that's where U lost the game and that's their fault.  However, the effort that was put forth against a great Hobart team should garner the same respect for the program that RPI's effort against Hobart got this year....And ZA respects RPI major for that effort...24 points down at half? You've got to be kidding me...That's why them scoring 42 on Union doesn't surprise ZA.  They may have scored 42 on Ithica...Who the hell knows!!!

[gobombers]

I think I'm going to turn into an Ithica fan, after seeing how cool their fans are this week.  In fact, I'll add the following graphic to my signature line later...

Tears are coming from my eyes, it's BRILLIANT!      Frank, where on earth did you come up with that bright idea!?!?!?

[Apple Jack]

LD there is never a need to fly again when you have Mr. T riding shot gun.

AJ bets LD could get him to sing "treat your mama right" at the exact point LD rolls into his parents house for thanksgiving

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10038326/

[Frank Rossi]

You know, some folks pointed out that I posted a misspelling.  As I have become the new self-appointed "Fact Police" here, let me make a self-correction.  The image below has been corrected for spelling.  Thank you.

Frank

[union89]

LD ~
Any nightmares about what the "non-manly" male flight attendant was doing with your boxers from the 'lost' luggage......he must have been a Bomber fan....they seem like dirty boxer sniffers.......what did you do with that toolbox graphic.....we may have to resurrect the box for our ithica pals....

[union89]

Bravo Guru Rossi!!!!!!

[Reno Hightower]

I maybe setting a record for this post today but this is the most deserved it has been:

FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!

[Reno Hightower]

The Guru is mysteriously absent today......

['gro]

THROWBACK POST TIME!!
Life After Football
by The EngiNeGRO

The Ithaca grad is driving down the street in his cadillac. He's low on gas so he stops into the nearest station. The attendant comes out to fill the tank (IC grads never pump their own gas). The man pumping gas looks familiar to Mr. IC grad, "do I know you from somewhere?" he asks the station attendant. "Yeah" the grease monkey replied, "Didn't you play football at Ithaca? I went to Cortland.". This made Mr. IC very proud. "Haha now you're pumping my gas just like our fans used to chant! Hows that for irony you SUNY scumbag!". Cortland man disreguards the truth in that statement and becomes irate. He takes the jelly doughnut he was snacking on and smears it all over the windshield of IC's ride. "Not so tough now, just like when we stomped you in the cortaca game!".

From across the street darts a buiness savy rowan alum (aka bum) with a spray bottle and newspapers ready to clean up the cadillac. "2 bucks man I'll have it good as new!" he tells the IC grad. Both IC grad and Cortland alum roll their eyes. "Listen ex-rowan bum, I'm not giving you any money so you can go buy bright yellow mustard and smear it all over yourself and run around screaming 'LONG LIVE THE BORO!!' so beat it!". To make matters worse the bums social worker shows up. He went to Hobart, and only wears purple. "This man needs help" says the hobart alum... consealing any signs of a lisp in his voice. "Come on Gary, lets go back to the shelter and play hide the pumpkin." They leave.

The owner of the gas station has been watching this unfold the entire time. As a union grad, he knows he needs to run a tight ship in order to succeed in business. He puts down his Volvo Weekly magazine and confronts the angry IC and Cortland grads. "Listen, both of you jerks must realize that no one cares about cortaca and if Union didn't make so many mistakes we'd be 7 time stagg bowl champs. Stop being so loud or my daddy won't let me watch the store anymore!!".

Suddenly the tinted back window of the cadillac opens. Inside is a RPI grad, wearing the finest polyester suit and sex panther cologne. In one hand, a blackberry working post patterns like nobodys business. In the other, the firm round buttcheeck of his female companion... also being worked like nobodys business. He points at the IC grad (which upsets him because he had to put down the blackberry to do so).

"Hey driver! I'm not paying you to reminisce about your crappy life! Get me to the airport pronto... I hear it's gonna snow, and I don't want you making excuses!!"

[bigdvs]

frank r,

bigdvs loving the mean streak

If U runs the east bracket they will have beat Ithica, Rowan, and either Del Val/Hobart(2nd time)/Cortland. other then the stupid hard west bracket does anyone have a potentially more difficult path then U?

all ithica fans are welcome to stop by scoreboard side of Phi Del after the game, i will be handing out free zippers (or balled up socks should you perfer)


gro the throwback was fantabulous, easily up for "post of the decade"