FB: Liberty League

[Jonny Utah]

Reno knows it's a message board and talking about the game is what is supposed to be going on but can we just take this how it is? Union vs Ithaca, the 2 most consistently good programs in NY! It should be a great one, I cant wait to watch it from the hill!!!!!

Also, did anyone read the predictions yet? The D3 crew waffles quite a bit in the East: Probably going to be Del Val but could be Rowan, Union or Ithaca.....have some guts and pick a team!!!!!

reno, we should all put our picks on the other board where there are picks and nothing else.

I think Hobart will win big this weekend as cortland is comming off a huge win.

Union is also comming off a huge win, while IC is comming off a loss....probably an advantage to the bombers.

Rowan will win by two or so tds, and I think curry will give del val more of a game than people expect.

[Jonny Utah]

I think I'm going to turn into an Ithica fan, after seeing how cool their fans are this week.  In fact, I'll add the following graphic to my signature line later...

dont worry frank, I have turned into a doucheman fan as well.  I actually found a Union Football Program pic too.......

[Senor RedTackle]

THIRTEEN ALL-LEAGUE HONORS IN FOOTBALL HANDED OUT
Robertson named Rookie of the Year; Four on First Team and six on Second

TROY, N.Y.  The Liberty League has announced its year-end awards and
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI) student-athletes earned 13 honors,
including quarterback Jimmy Robertson, who was named the Rookie of the
Year.  Four others were selected to the All-Liberty League First Team, six
were chosen to the Second Team and two others were Honorable Mentions.

Named to the All-Liberty League First Team were sophomore wide receiver
Brendan McGowan (Mesa, AZ/Mountain View), junior tight end Jon Branche
(Schenectady, NY/Colonie), junior left tackle Jake Russell (Washington,
NJ/Warren Hills) and return specialist Adam LoGiudice (Massapequa,
NY/Massapequa).

Selected to the Second Team were junior running back Jay Bernardo (East
Greenbush, NY/LaSalle Institute), junior right guard Terrence Bynum
(Brooklyn, NY/Lincoln), senior nose guard Honorio Borba (Freeville,
NY/Dryden), senior linebacker Grant Cochran (Kent, WA/Kent-Meridian),
graduate student Jimmy Motzkin (Lynnfield, MA), a linebacker, and LoGiudice
as a defensive back.  RPI's two Honorable Mentions were Robertson (Yonkers,
NY/Iona Prep), a freshman, and senior strong safety Tim Frame (Scotia,
NY/Scotia-Glenville).

Robertson has completed 166-of-284 yards (58.5%) for 2,070 yards and 23
touchdowns with only six interceptions in eight games.  He is averaging
258.8 yards passing per game while also rushing for 142 yards.  A five-time
recipient of the league's Rookie of the Week Award, Robertson is ranked
among the leaders in the nation in total offense (276.5 yards per game) and
passing efficiency (142.18).

McGowan has a team-high 59 receptions for 742 yards and eight touchdowns
while Branche has 55 catches for a team-best 817 yards and 12
touchdowns.  McGowan has at least five receptions in eight of nine games,
including an 11-reception contest, and Branche made at least two catches in
every game, including four-or-more in eight games.

Russell has helped the Engineers average 34.3 points per game and 433.0
yards per game, including 185.0 rushing.  As a unit, the offensive line has
allowed just ten sacks.  LoGiudice has 30 punt returns for 222 yards and 23
kickoff returns for 581 yards  all school single season records.

Bernardo averages 185.0 yards per contest, with 1,262 yards and 18
touchdowns on 222 carries with Bynum doing much of the blocking.  Borba
leads the team's defensive linemen with 43 tackles while Cochran (62
tackles) is third overall on the team behind Motzkin (75) and Frame
(64).  LoGiudice has made 36 tackles from his cornerback position.

Rensselaer, which is 7-2, will play in the ECAC Northwest Championship Game
at St. John Fisher on Saturday at noon.  The game will be broadcast live on
WRPI, 91.5 FM, and www.wrpi.org.

['gro]

NNR sharted... NNR is wondering if he should sit through an episode of sportscenter with it as punishment... or shower asap

YOU NASTY TWIN!!!

[Jonny Utah]

frank r,

bigdvs loving the mean streak

If U runs the east bracket they will have beat Ithica, Rowan, and either Del Val/Hobart(2nd time)/Cortland. other then the stupid hard west bracket does anyone have a potentially more difficult path then U?

all ithica fans are welcome to stop by scoreboard side of Phi Del after the game, i will be handing out free zippers (or balled up socks should you perfer)


gro the throwback was fantabulous, easily up for "post of the decade"

dvds, Union and Ithaca probably have an easier road to the staggbowl than Linfield does...

and no, I will not stop by a frat, I didnt have to shove maroon goldfish up my ass to get friends in college.....

Do people at Union really join fraternites?  Sad if they do.

['gro]

If this is any indication of Ithaca's passing game then union is in for a long day...

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[Jonny Utah]

So what is the deal with that booga bogga uga derka derka chant you IC fans do. 

oxbacker, when you and I were watching 'different strokes', and then doing the hammer dance, the Ithaca College Football team was winning national championships with an Ithaca fan that has a booga booga cheer on the sidelines.....They do it after Ithaca scores, and youll probably hear a bunch of them this saturday.

And Im not bringing up the past here ladies......Im just answering a question.  I didnt throw in the fact that Union was losing national championships during the same time as you probably already knew that.

[Jonny Utah]

gro, funny story, but didnt we have a similar one a few years back?

['gro]

gro, funny story, but didnt we have a similar one a few years back?

You have a good memory JU, that's why Gro called it the 'Throwback Post'. There's new blood on the PP that haven't seen some of Gro's better work.

[Regulator]

gro, funny story, but didnt we have a similar one a few years back?

Enginegro,
Don't make regulator break out the "day in the life of an intern" we created back in nineteen naughty nine!

[Jonny Utah]

gro, funny story, but didnt we have a similar one a few years back?

You have a good memory JU, that's why Gro called it the 'Throwback Post'. There's new blood on the PP that haven't seen some of Gro's better work.

good man.....but my licence is revoked.....I should never have driven down the sidewalk of Newbury Street in boston at 5 pm in 2004 after a bad day of grand theft auto vice city........

['gro]

The Anatomy of a Workday
Written by RPI Interns for All Interns across America, 19naughty9

7:30-9:00am
You arrive 15min late (7:45). Boot up the computer. Open email program. Check your regular web sites (ESPN, Post Patterns, Fantasy Football etc.), shoot the shiit, take a shiit, write a few emails. If it's a Monday, try to remember what you put off from last week.

9:00-11:00am
Ok, time to work, but not too hard. Open 2 windows on your computer; One is for your current project, the other for simultaneous web surfing. Look busy*
*See below for an explanation of staying "busy"

11:00-12:00pm
Ahh, only an hour before lunch. Here's a perfect time for "Personal Projects". These are work related programs used for personal means. Nothing beats spending an hour (or 2) on a huge, professionally crafted excel file that contains your spring break plans, beer budget, and a list all girls you hooked up with last semester ordered alphabetically.

12:00-1:00pm
That wasn't so bad was it? you've only done about 60-90min of actual work, but now you get an hour off. Meet your friends (in the cafeteria or local restaurant) and discuss how little work you do. Bitch at the work you really do. Crack jokes on your co-workers and discuss in detail subjects like bathroom do's and don'ts, looking busy, etc. True veteran interns can toss back a few beers at lunch.

1:00-2:00pm
You're stuffed. Go back to your desk and stare at your computer for an hour. If you have the energy make a phone call or two, all your friends that don't have jobs are up by now.

2:00-3:30pm
Almost done, in the next 90min you'll probably get 90% of your days work in. I think this is the time when the guilt of getting paid to surf the web and shop online gets to be too much and you actually put effort into your work. Still, make sure to keep that web browser open for emergencies.

3:30-4:30pm
The final stretch. DO NOT look at your watch, it will only make time go slower. The only thing you can do to pass the time is to plan your procrastination for the next day. On Fridays all you can do is wait...in agony. Leave at least 15min early everyday.

Work Survival Tools

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Keys to looking busy:

1. The Messy Desk - keep papers all over your desk no matter how old and useless they become. When someone walks by look at the papers (try to squint to, it looks like you're REALLY thinking) then back at your screen.

2. Attend Meetings - Go to meeting that only remotely involve you. You won't have to say anything and you get out of the office for a while. Great time filler.

3. Work for the "Other Guy" - When doing work or faking it, make sure it's for someone who isn't in the office or doesn't stop by your desk often. Everyone else will think you're too busy to do their work.

Other tips...

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Time Cards - Have someone who doesn't give a crap about your hours (i.e.secretary) sign your timecard every week.

Walk Around - Drink about 80 ounces of water a day. Make frequent trips to the bathroom. Remember they can't give you work when you're not at your desk.

2 Hour Rule - When someone gives you work to do, don't even look at it for at least 2 hours. Don't worry they don't even care when it gets done. After a while, a pro can leave work assignments for days. (Props to the master Regulator on this one)

Auto Hide - Check this option on your start bar so no one knows that you have 4 web pages open: Post Patterns, eBay, amihot.com, and the company site just in case.

Password Screen Saver - Someone passing by needs to use your computer for a second, WHOOPS your email program is open and maximized and now that person is reading an unfinished email to your friend explaining how the office secretary has "Gimungous mams" and "a face worthy of a chin omlette from chef (insert your name here)". Don't let this happen to you, use the password!!!

[Regulator]

Please save the previous post.  It took a whole summer to complete it with these fools.

This knowledge should be passed down through the generations.

[bomber27]

We have a guy who always has a lipper in.  No one stops by his desk.....

[Rolevio]

At Rolevio's last job, he put up a huge Gasden flag (Bright Yellow with a Coiled Rattlesnake in the middle and the words "Don't Tread on Me" beneath the snake) up on his second day on the job, and by the 3rd day was playing Poison at leats once every half hour.   That scared all but 4 or 5 people away.