FB: Liberty League

[icgrad87]

Please stop.

Ok, all alternate names and speech patterns (3rd person excluded) shall cease by 9pm TODAY.

'Gro hath spoken.

HARK!  Even a Commander of the Capital Region Armada cannot by himself call a time for a ceasename.  It shall be voted on at the roundtable this fortnight when the clock strikes half seven.

Pluseth K for all for thy return to Medieval times...

[JT]

Rowan 9.23
Hobart  237
Hobart will slay the beast of the east showing yet again, not all beasts are big and terrifying, but some are soft and cuddley (and bad dressers)...Rowan proves the point that all beasts are dumb as an ox...Hobart sent them a box of used Jockstraps with instructions stating that they were new top of the line helmets. "It wasn't pretty," said a Hobart freshman, "They had skidmarks on their forheads...I guess it matched".... Hobart   +226

+k to BBTMTNGNS for being a fine jester to all of LLPP. But JT must protest since he studied at Rowan and submits that not all men from ye' olde Glassboro are total beasts.  He proposes that many may be beasts in battle but fine gentlemen away from the battlefield.  Also one doesn't wear the best togs on the field of battle.  Studies show that the ugliness of the uniform distracts all opponents except, UW-Lax, Pacific Lutheran, and Linfield.

JT has opened BBTMTNGNS's eyes to what in the 1900 will be known as steriotyping. Meatheads they are, Meatheads you aren't... BBTMTNGNS would like to speculate. Is it possible JT attended the wrong school. I shutter at the thought

Actually Rowan is a finer school of academia than when Sir JT attended. JT majored in debauchery of drinking, smoking hemp, and chasing fair lasses (who outnumbered men) around campus.  At the time "Glassboro State" rated a top 10 party reputation in that fine tablet called Playboy.  In the unimportant aspects of his college life, Sir JT maintained a 3.5 GPA in Finance and Mathematics.

[bigdvs]

Sir JT,

The colors on your tabard and crest still look like you dragged it through the pig sty.

[Apple Jack]

For some odd reason once The Marquis of Troy gets in the flow of reading in old english, the post all of a sudden becomes read in the creepy voice from the dude in silence of the lambs.  " It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

[union89]

Hear Ye!!! Hear Ye!!!
Saturday is no less than 1/2 a fortnight (-2) days away. Victories will reign in lavish fasion for the LL. Upon sneaking into the soothsayers castle, thou hast commendeered what seems to be, that which shall not be told. So thou shall tell you. In no less than 4, but no more than 5 days, victory shall be brought home to the boards on which the God's write. Honour and glory shall be brought back by our berserk brethren betwixt Saturday's sunrise and the setting oh thereafter...

After obtaining a oversized cauldron, "THE BARON" mixed together a stew of Cag-Mag (decaying meat), the curlies of a drab (prostitute), the pus from a whitlow (a sore), and various whittles (foods).

The items where not easy to bring together.

THE BARON only knew of two locations CAG-MAG was found. Schenactady Dumpsters and the Skulls of Rowan Students.

The drab continuely begged THE BARRON to "lie all night betwixt (between) my  bouncable breasts." THE BARON gave in, for it was the only way one could assure the breaking of the code. THE BARON miscalculated and did not get enough curlies...luckily a couple were hiding between his tooth and lip.

After 319 days of death delivering stunts... It is with greath pleasure that THE BARON release to thee

THE SOOTHSAYER'S SATURDAY SCORES
Union  218
SJF 11.5
Union proves yet again the E8 is not cooking mother f'ing steak... The school will imidiately eliminate St. John from their title after the defeat and will soon become known as The Saint Amy Fischer Buttafuocos... Union + 206

Rowan 9.23
Hobart  237
Hobart will slay the beast of the east showing yet again, not all beasts are big and terrifying, but some are soft and cuddley (and bad dressers)...Rowan proves the point that all beasts are dumb as an ox...Hobart sent them a box of used Jockstraps with instructions stating that they were new top of the line helmets. "It wasn't pretty," said a Hobart freshman, "They had skidmarks on their forheads...I guess it matched".... Hobart   +226

Alfred 1.112
Rochester 913

The NCAA didn't realize that Bee's were attracted to girly colours. The Saxaphones get played... Rochester +911

Cortland State -21
RPI 741
Cortland recieves a 21 point penalty before the game for thinking that thre is a state named Cortland. RPI slays the dragons and steals their woman...
RPI +761 

Sleep well brethren... knowing the Soothsayer is on our side

Fellow LLPP member,
Baron Burger Thighs McButter Tits- Naked Gnome of Nott Street

Methinks that NakedNottRun.....err....BBTMBTNGNS has found his groove with the spirited Ole times of body stretching and quartering of ones enemy.  We shall fight as one this new found Liberty League....or we perish like rodents.....fight on Dutchmen!!!!  fight on Statesmen!!!  fight on Engineers!!!  and lastly doust thou have no Liberty League representation....fight on YellowJackets!!!

+1K to BBTMBTNGNS for the unexpected explosion of hilarity.

(This Ole English thing really sucks Cortland State Red Dragon testicles.....U89 votes to returning to the good old days of speaking in third person ASAP)

[PBR...]

why does pbr sense a braveheart william wallace (aka mel "give me 3 more fingers of scotch" gibson) speech coming up from someone on the llpp.....

[union89]

why does pbr sense a braveheart william wallace (aka mel "give me 3 more fingers of scotch" gibson) speech coming up from someone on the llpp.....

SATMSBW was thinking more along the lines of Jim Carey with Matthew Broderick in "Cable Guy"......."Down...Down....Down....Blue Knight's goin' Down!!!"

[Frank Rossi]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

How dare thou forget Rich Romer who played for the mighty tiger-bearing mascots of Cincinatti in the decade of the year of our Reagan, A.D.?!

[Rolevio]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

How dare thou forget Rich Romer who played for the mighty tiger-bearing mascots of Cincinatti in the decade of the year of our Reagan, A.D.?!

Though humbly apologizes, The Professor's mind from that era is clouded by visions of Lego blocks, and good sir Boomer, leader of the tigerclad warriors.

[Rolevio]

why does pbr sense a braveheart william wallace (aka mel "give me 3 more fingers of scotch" gibson) speech coming up from someone on the llpp.....

Ye may make first downs, but ye'll never take out VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Frank Rossi]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

How dare thou forget Rich Romer who played for the mighty tiger-bearing mascots of Cincinatti in the decade of the year of our Reagan, A.D.?!

Though humbly apologizes, The Professor's mind from that era is clouded by visions of Lego blocks, and good sir Boomer, leader of the tigerclad warriors.

Thou must make restitution for such a catastrophic mistake, good Professor.  Take thou to the zone at the end of our field and perform the dance craze of such time of Lord Romer, the Icky Shuffle.

[union89]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

How dare thou forget Rich Romer who played for the mighty tiger-bearing mascots of Cincinatti in the decade of the year of our Reagan, A.D.?!

SATMSBW battled along-side the now ancient Richard Romer of NorthEastern NY origins (can't remember his exact hometown).  Warrior Romer was a good man and fierce competitor on gameday.....practice days....not so much.

[Garnet]

why does pbr sense a braveheart william wallace (aka mel "give me 3 more fingers of scotch" gibson) speech coming up from someone on the llpp.....

Ye may make first downs, but ye'll never take out VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while.
And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin'
to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, 
just one chance,
to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take...
OUR FREEDOM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGQahPo6hU

[Garnet]

The Professor doesn't know of any former Dutchmen that may have been in the pros in the past, however he is happier that he doesn't have to see his team don brown and gold.   The Professor would go nuts if he were born to a Padres or Astros fan after their history of brutal uniforms.

How dare thou forget Rich Romer who played for the mighty tiger-bearing mascots of Cincinatti in the decade of the year of our Reagan, A.D.?!

SATMSBW battled along-side the now ancient Richard Romer of NorthEastern NY origins (can't remember his exact hometown).  Warrior Romer was a good man and fierce competitor on gameday.....practice days....not so much.

Richard 'The Lionheart' Romer of East Greenbush, NY 

[Rolevio]

Thou must make restitution for such a catastrophic mistake, good Professor.  Take thou to the zone at the end of our field and perform the dance craze of such time of Lord Romer, the Icky Shuffle.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UVu6DLXMFyk
The Good Professor has done his research and shall be practicing