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[dewcrew88]

Gro's on a roll. Most of the LLPPekenese (LLPP's official language) originated in the colvin circle area of Troy, NY.

Veteran - Skilled, professional, experienced. "Reg bought a jetski for $500 less than appraised, what a veteran".  Please note that you must pronounce it with 3 sylabals (sp) vet-er-an, not vet'ran.

Amature - the oposite of a veteran. This guy spills drinks at the bar. Miscounts his vacation days. Copies his boss on inappropriate emails, etc.

Amature Hour - Any event where the population of amatures outweighs that of the veterans, see any new year's eve party.

Nice to see that you guys took BC08's idea and ran with it...

[Senor RedTackle]

"The Golden Age of LLPP" - A brief period during the 2006 season in which all posters reverted back to their Olde English heritage when Dukes, Kings, and Knights ruled the LLPP.

RT really enjoyed said "Golden Age"....we may have to bust that out in 2007 like a throwback jersey...

[Regulator]

Gro,
Regs favorite phrase ever is amature hour.
Reg often uses it directly to a person
I.E. LD11 is trying to install a car stereo....and is completely sucking at it.  "Yo LD, what is this....amature hour??"
This phrase was adopted from gentelmens clubs, where every so often they may have an "amature hour"

By the end of summer Reg had the entire marina using "amature hour"

[Senor RedTackle]

Since RT has taken it upon himself to keep LLPP,Inc abreast of hot girls in the media spolight, here's today's article....


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/15/miss.usa.ap/index.html


"personal issues"....shhheeeettttt.......

[Senor RedTackle]

RT woke up with arguably the worst hangover he's ever had. Last night was RT's Christmas party and RT definitely consumed his share of adult beverages...including shots of tequila and car bombs for good measure. RT had his boss and other assorted execs experiencing the nectar of the LL for the first time.....mostly positive reviews.

There was an after party in downtown Albany after the company party and RT was still in full swing. After 10pm, the evening gets hazy for RT. The worst feeling in the world is when you are trying to sleep all drunk/hung over where you're tossing around, head splitting, feeling like death on a platter.

RT has been ensconced on the couch all day and is completely bushed....

[labart96]

"The Golden Age of LLPP" - A brief period during the 2006 season in which all posters reverted back to their Olde English heritage when Dukes, Kings, and Knights ruled the LLPP.

RT really enjoyed said "Golden Age"....we may have to bust that out in 2007 like a throwback jersey...

TGP doesn't recall the week in question the "Golden Age" occurred - it was likely - as most things are on the LLPP - an idea that simply caught a great deal of steam.

TGP proposes an annual "Renaissance Festival" occurring for a 24-48 hr time period prior to a major LL match up (and/or a bye week).

[labart96]

RT woke up with arguably the worst hangover he's ever had. Last night was RT's Christmas party and RT definitely consumed his share of adult beverages...including shots of tequila and car bombs for good measure. RT had his boss and other assorted execs experiencing the nectar of the LL for the first time.....mostly positive reviews.

There was an after party in downtown Albany after the company party and RT was still in full swing. After 10pm, the evening gets hazy for RT. The worst feeling in the world is when you are trying to sleep all drunk/hung over where you're tossing around, head splitting, feeling like death on a platter.

RT has been ensconced on the couch all day and is completely bushed....

Sounds like RT is experiencing a Level 4.

BC08 - you should also incorporate the trademarked Gro Hangover Meter to the LLPP guide:

Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

['gro]

I believe the golden age of the LL started here and lasted several pages. enjoy.

[labart96]

I believe the golden age of the LL started here and lasted several pages. enjoy.

His majesty Don Juan de las Calabasas, Prince of Spain doth requests that the knights of the round table of LLPP:

Lord Redford Tackelton, 5th Earl of Kameltowe

Johnathan “The Bloody” Preston Utah XVI, Prince of Tompkins

Nobleman Lewis “The Beefy” J. Dogg XI Esquire of Hill Valley

Prof. Roland Van Lionheart III, Earl of Amsterdam

Sir Skipworth the Evil Twin, Stalker of Knights

Baron Burger Thighs McButter Tits- Naked Gnome of Nott Street

Lord Van Slyke II, Knight of Garnet, Crusader of the Holy Clogs

Baron Dieter Van Grohausen IX – Commander of the Schenectady Armada

Sir Jack Thomas of Dirty Jersey Wilson II

Frank Sylvester Rossi, II, Esquire

Squire Albert “The Monkey Stomper: Bagnoli of Worcester

cordially save the date for the 2nd Annual LLPP Renaissance Festival on Nov 13, 2007.

Until then,

Ta, ta!

[Senor RedTackle]

RT woke up with arguably the worst hangover he's ever had. Last night was RT's Christmas party and RT definitely consumed his share of adult beverages...including shots of tequila and car bombs for good measure. RT had his boss and other assorted execs experiencing the nectar of the LL for the first time.....mostly positive reviews.

There was an after party in downtown Albany after the company party and RT was still in full swing. After 10pm, the evening gets hazy for RT. The worst feeling in the world is when you are trying to sleep all drunk/hung over where you're tossing around, head splitting, feeling like death on a platter.

RT has been ensconced on the couch all day and is completely bushed....

Sounds like RT is experiencing a Level 4.

BC08 - you should also incorporate the trademarked Gro Hangover Meter to the LLPP guide:

Level 1
You're fine, you wake up with the usual symptoms of dry mouth and stank breath, but all and all you can function normally during the day.

Level 2
Did I really drink that much last night? Slight headache. Takes you longer to get out of bed. Nothing a ham and cheese omelet can't fix.

Level 3
I feel like crap, this is where you start sleeping through alarms, you're late for class/work. You're able to move throughout the day but everything is in slow motion.

Level 4
Surprise! Level 4 actually starts off like level 2, you wake up, feel decent, eat something, then BAM it hits and you take your breakfast for a swim in the toilet. You're calling in sick today (or its a weekend) and you spend the day on the couch watching maury povich and drinking water. Level 4's are beatable, which means you can still muster up the strength to go out again that night.

Level 5
You wake up, look at the clock, it's 3pm. You're probably not wearing clothes and there's a good chance you have a penis drawn on you somewhere. There's a half drank bottle of beer on your nightstand, and the smell immediately throws your digestive system into 'R'. You want to eat but nothing stays down. The room slowly spins on multiple axis. You tell yourself you'll never drink again.

Level 6
Total blackout from last night. Everything hurts. You can't stand, you can't go back to sleep, and you sure as hell can't eat anything. You don't even want to eat because opening your mouth makes you want to puke. TV makes your eyes burn, the radio sounds like there's a midget on a pogo stick in your brain. You are useless. You are in a virtual coma. Don't be surprised if you throw up 4-5 times today. The chances of your rallying from a 6 are slim.

no, it was a level 6....RT had to pull off the interstate and vomit

[Senor RedTackle]

From the 'out there' file....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/15/crime.actress.reut/index.html

[Jonny Utah]

From the 'out there' file....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/12/15/crime.actress.reut/index.html

WTF?

Another good find RT.  But do you think she really went up to her roomate there and said "Im going to sexually molest your dog" ?

And RT, you spend more time at CNN than Chisiana Anampour and Larry King combined! 

[PBR...]

very nice RT....its like leaving a bread crumb trail to your house...the classic is sitting on the hopper the day after and your not sure which end of your body is going to have the volcanic eruption...your body looking to cleanse itself anyway possible...

[Knightstalker]

Tags,
None of use are real engineers.  Gro is a pseudo-engineer and LD11 and I are straight management and technology majors.

Gro can explain better what he graduated with, but it is basically a half of mgmt degree mixed with a little engineering crap sprinkeled on top.

And don't let Gro tell you how cool and important he is.  Rumor has it that has major went obsolete around 1989.

Gro's major was industrial & management engineering (IME), sometimes called imaginary engineering by the haters.  Reg, could you rewrite that post with the font called "jealousy"? The first 2 years of coursework is the same for all engineers. The last 2 of IME is all operations research, work design and analysis, quality control, and other mantastic stuff. Reg, you wouldn't have made it though 1st semester with your cornhole intact.

the "management" in IME is just a buzzword, no other school uses that for that degree. Kinda like management & technology should just be called management... with laptops.

If you'd like to read more about how gro's degree kicks a plain mgmt degree in the nutsack please read this

KS thinks that Gro's diploma needs to be changed to reflect a degree in Industrial Mangineering.

[Tags]

In the fierce battle between Tags and PBR over Melissa, he offers this site:

http://www.fresh99.com/news-anchor-melissa-theuriau.htm