FB: Liberty League

[Frank Rossi]

NEWS FLASH!
Bart has (FINALLY) managed to fill out a 10 game regular season schedule (of course, Pat & Co probably reported on this months ago, TGP just noticed the change to Bart's 2007 schedule).

Looks like Bart filled the open date with Carnegie Mellon from the UAA (not to be confused with the pre-LL UCAA).

Although this is a nice ad to the schedule (CMU was 11-1 last season), TGP still wonders why Bart couldn't have found ways to get an E8 team like IC or SJF back on the calendar? 

We've now got 3 teams from PA on the 2007 slate (Game 1 @ Dickinson, Game 2 vs. CMU @ Bart, and Game 5 @ Susquehanna).  That's a lot of highway miles to log when there are several teams within an hour from Geneva.

The confusion used to be when Rochester had split allegiance in the both the UAA AND UCAA.  Most people thought they were still recovering from a hangover and missed the extra "C" in those days.

[PBR...]

todays you tube cut ld got me thinkin' w/ we want eazy.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcAS715Rko

['gro]

If the Knicks win the Atlantic Division with a sub-.500 record and get knocked out of the first round of the NBA Playoffs, does Isaiah keep his job?

Gro says he's out no matter what. He needs the boot as the GM at least, let him coach but no more bad deals as GM. It's all the owners fault anyway approving all this crap. All he cares about is money (tickets, jerseys, MSG network). Francis and Marbury's contracts will be up around 2008 or 09. Curry, Robinson, and Frye are young... suck for a few more years and pick up a few more good rookies.  For the love of god stop giving away draft picks for overrated veterans!!

Knicks, 2012 NBA champs.

[Reno Hightower]

I'll say 1 good thing about Isiah, he Drafts VERY well, even back to his Toronto days. If I were an NBA Owner, Id hire him as my Draft Consultant.

[Frank Rossi]

Knicks, 2012 NBA champs.

Willis Reed's heart just jumped at the mere mention of Knicks and champs in the same sentence.

[Frank Rossi]

And apparently Pat Riley's body slumped at the thought, as ESPN reports he's just taken a leave of absence as Coach of the Miami Heat to have hip/knee surgeries.  Stan Van Gundy's voodoo doll finally worked.

['gro]

Riles is giving up south beach for some R&R on the northside of schenectady

[Frank Rossi]

Riles is giving up south beach for some R&R on the northside of schenectady

They're virtually the same place...

- One has plenty of blowfish, the other has plenty of blow

- One has Shaq, the other has shacks

- One has plenty of blue lights every night, the other has blue and red lights every night, even in a strobe effect

- One has some 24-hour bistros, the other has Broadway Diner

- One has a few flamers come through each night, the other has a few flames come through each night

So not much difference, as far as I can see.

[Frank Rossi]

Pat Forde with a pretty strong blow to the Saban Show:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2718798

[labart96]

Pat Forde with a pretty strong blow to the Saban Show:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2718798

Good for Dash.

TGP's favorite line of the article was:

"I understand that I'm tarring a lot of good men -- and even a few honest ones -- with a broad brush, but that's Saban's gift to his profession. "

[Senor RedTackle]

These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance
evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet."'

6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."'

8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."

9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."

12. "A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural DE-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."

24. "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for
it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

[Frank Rossi]

How'd you get a copy of my 2006 review?

['gro]

this is that USC cheerleader video that PBR posted a pic of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EPXqF5mhwQ

how did anyone see that??

['gro]

Add this one to the LLPP glossary:

blowing up your spot - Calling someone out or ruining a suprise, either intentionally or by accident.


in other news this is just plain embarassing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3AzaDohd0

[PBR...]

dang gro you are the man on youtube....pbr also saw they have all of mtv's retro video's on there from the '80s i.e. the buggles "video killed the radio star", dexty's midnight runners "come on eileen"....etc....mpbr was just showing pbr this as pbr gets his game face on to watch lsu whomp on the frauds from south bend....