FB: Liberty League

[labart96]

So JT keeps hearing about how crazy and determined the Iraqi insurgents are.  And JT was thinking they don't even know what crazy or determined is.

Good ol' USA is chock full of crazies: Doing time, in pyscho hospitals, gang bangers.  What if we could unload about 5,000 or 10,000 on em?

Give em whatever weapons and drugs they need.  Give the gang bangers territory in the insurgent areas.  Tell the big man/men from jail, he can have all the Iraqi men he can handle.  Let the crazies do what they do best, especially those Dahmer people eater doods.  Imagine Al Jezzera rolling footage on a BBQ featuring some insurgents being eaten or getting slammed by Bubba.

How soon would it be over?  Months?

JT knows it ain't possible, but sometimes ya gotta think outside the box.

Makes sense to TGP.  It's like lettin the inmates from Arkham Asylum loose on the Narrows! 

['gro]

Gro is hearing little whispers a "new guy" coming to our plant but no one knows his name or job title (gro thinks his boss is finally retiring and this is his replacement). Also some words about plant closings but our location seems safe.  Just another day in the life..




p.s. dilbert creator, hartwick grad.

[labart96]

Love Dilbert.  It's so funny is because it's so true.

Question for the LLPP -
Under what circumstances is it "appropriate" to back out of a previously scheduled man-cation?

TGP asks b/c with new promotion (last Friday) at work and new projects on the plate (including one personally assigned from boss's boss to TGP), previously scheduled man-cation is now in conflict with new important meeting dates for new important projects.

Does TGP:

a) attempt to finagle a way to get the man-cation in?
b) take the hit now b/c work takes priority (note that bonus decisions are being determined next week) and just do a different man-cation later this year?

[labart96]

As happy hour approaches, TGP brings you:

BEER THEORIES
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
----BABE RUTH

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
---ERNEST HEMINGWAY

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
---PAUL HORNUNG

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  I think not.
---H.L. MENCKEN

When we drink, we get drunk.  When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.  When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
---GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
---BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
---DAVE BARRY

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
----PROF. IRWIN COREY

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can.
-----LEO DUROCHER

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm.  "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

[Touchdown Tommy]

TDT,
My weekend pass of debauchery must have been lost in the mail.  What's up with no invite for Reg?  You know you can't get a hotel room within 30 miles of that show!

Just jump on the bird tonite or tomorrow morning, the weather isn't great right now but it beats the snot outta that mayhem up North this week.  Show is the 15th to the 19th (yes Monday which is President's Day).  You my friend would have to "consult your doctor" after the longer than 4 hour chub up.  The sheer number, quality, and gadgets is something to behold.  To say nothing of the trophy wives picking out their next mega yacht...

[PBR...]

tgp congrats on the promo....u my friend have a tough call....if pbr's friend handles yer bone-azz let me know pbr will take care of things 4 u.....

[JT]

As happy hour approaches, TGP brings you:

BEER THEORIES 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  I think not.
---H.L. MENCKEN

Princeton used to be famous for an H.L. Mencken party (his birthday Sept 12th) to celebrate the start of the school year.  They did it for about 50 years until some admin killjoys put an end to it a few years ago.

Hell, back when JT was in school and in drinking shape, 24 beers in 24 hours would have been a warmup.

[Regulator]

TDT,
My weekend pass of debauchery must have been lost in the mail.  What's up with no invite for Reg?  You know you can't get a hotel room within 30 miles of that show!

Just jump on the bird tonite or tomorrow morning, the weather isn't great right now but it beats the snot outta that mayhem up North this week.  Show is the 15th to the 19th (yes Monday which is President's Day).  You my friend would have to "consult your doctor" after the longer than 4 hour chub up.  The sheer number, quality, and gadgets is something to behold.  To say nothing of the trophy wives picking out their next mega yacht...

Yeah, that's crazy boating....you probably can't even hit all the boats in a weekend. ....ahhhh maybe when Reg falls into some loot I will come down for some shopping.  It doesn't matter how bad I want one of those boats, I doubt I would ever buy new. 

I am anxious to get the bottom paint on my boat and get the thing splashed already.....I thought I had it sold a week ago but "mr. tirekicker" drove 8 hours each way with his family to tell me that he wanted it to a day later after his wife talked him out of it..."I think I'm going to stay with what I have for now"  I told him this "Dude, if you want a nice boat you have to pay for it.  You can look around all you want, you aren't going to find someone giving a boat away for free."  "Secondly, noone is going to pay you more for your current boat (I was taking it on partial trade). " 
The wife was the chicken ish that didn't want to do it.  I had this kat so wound up that he almost tried to take my boat home with him.

[Knightstalker]

For all you Boat people, KS friend has started a business recently that you may find useful.  He repairs and makes replacement boat covers and windows.  You can check him out at EastCoastCanvas.com.  Pat, hope you don't mind the plug for KS buddy.  Pull the link if necessary.

[Sir Spiedie]

Spiedies favorite HL Mencken quote: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands,hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

Chairman Jose----Ice on the windshield this a.m.----at least it will kill the grass and mosquitos for a littl while.

['gro]

bizarro brittney spears shaved her head friday night...



when asked why she did it she responded, "the drapes needed to match the carpet"

[PBR...]

michael irvin out at espn....who do we pick on for tie knots now?                 
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2769871

[Regulator]

bizarro brittney spears shaved her head friday night...



when asked why she did it she responded, "the drapes needed to match the carpet"

This kat has gone from weird to weirder.....Think about it. 
What didn't she have in her life that is making her do this ish?  Can I have the old "hit me baby one more time" Brtiney back?

['gro]

if only anna nicole were still around we could have a reality show with spears, ANS, and paula "sippin on some syrup" abdul.  instant classic.

Maybe a "weekend at bernies" version is more appropriate... what? too soon?

[Regulator]

Man Britney looks gnarley without any hair.  Kind of like a boy....but definately not attractive.

I bet she starts dating women next.....any takers?

How was everyones weekend?  Anyone have the day off?