FB: Liberty League

[JQV]

That is terrifying

[Regulator]

JU- +1K

[PBR...]

speaking of females gro we havent heard much of puppy dawgs and ice cream from you lately no halle berry's in your life? or u stickin to the thug mansion for awhile....

['gro]

speaking of females gro we havent heard much of puppy dawgs and ice cream from you lately no halle berry's in your life? or u stickin to the thug mansion for awhile....

Gro has been undercover brother for a while now...  back when it was PDIC gro hung out with a younger crowd, now gro is the young guy hanging out with the older co workers.  Let's just say that the cougars that prowl around chattanooga should be put to sleep.  Gro's pimp hand is emaciated and gro has gone to extreme measures on occasion (see LD's advice to TDT). Therefore no bragging on LLPP.

Maybe what gro needs is this 3 day conference in Hotlanta next week... let the games begin hey-ohhh.

[lewdogg11]

speaking of females gro we havent heard much of puppy dawgs and ice cream from you lately no halle berry's in your life? or u stickin to the thug mansion for awhile....

Gro has been undercover brother for a while now...  back when it was PDIC gro hung out with a younger crowd, now gro is the young guy hanging out with the older co workers.  Let's just say that the cougars that prowl around chattanooga should be put to sleep.  Gro's pimp hand is emaciated and gro has gone to extreme measures on occasion (see LD's advice to TDT). Therefore no bragging on LLPP.

Maybe what gro needs is this 3 day conference in Hotlanta next week... let the games begin hey-ohhh.

You can hit up Midtown with your leaopard skin sleeveless and I guaran-ass-tee you, you get a little action...

['gro]

Gro would go to midtown but it wouldn't be the same without LD or Reg... for example:

Chicago: No real story here, but the haters were driving to wrigley and went through Chi town's "alternative" district... it's like 10 blocks long!!

Baltimore: Stoopid bouncer send the haters to a bar where the guys in line have better tans and shorter shorts than the girls.

Atlanta: Stoopid cabbie drops LD and Gro off in Midtown, home to some trendy restaurants and meat gazers a plenty.

[lewdogg11]

Gro would go to midtown but it wouldn't be the same without LD or Reg... for example:

Chicago: No real story here, but the haters were driving to wrigley and went through Chi town's "alternative" district... it's like 10 blocks long!!

Baltimore: Stoopid bouncer send the haters to a bar where the guys in line have better tans and shorter shorts than the girls.

Atlanta: Stoopid cabbie drops LD and Gro off in Midtown, home to some trendy restaurants and meat gazers a plenty.

We are two guys radiating hetero-sexuality and 'they' feel a need to whistle, cat call, yell, scream, wink, smile, whatever.  What the H E double Hockey Sticks?  I mean, if I see a cute girl, and I know she's DEFINATELY not straight, I might watch to see if she makes out with some chicks or something, but I DON'T yell at her and whistle and do manly hetero things.  I mean later on, I might tell her that she should call her girlfriend, and we can all be friends, and we can do dis every weekend...but I just don't understand why some people HAVE to live up to their stereotype so badly.

[lewdogg11]

JU, excellent work by the way...I gave you a + Special K

[JT]

REG: Is everything always peachy with you and Mrs. Reg?

TDT, Are you serious?  Ever seen felony fights on youtube?  Take away the felony part and that is our once or twice a week ritual minus the knees to the face.

Recently MR has been lashing out regarding not putting my clothes away, not putting dishes in the dishwasher and leaving lights on......"Dude, they aren't going anywhere.....RELAX!!!"

Ah sounds familiar.  JT latest 'big' issue is stepping out of the shower to dry off.  

FMJT: You know when you step out of the shower to dry, you make the bathroom rug wet.

JT:  Isn't that why its fuzzy and soft?

FMJT: You are supposed to dry off in the shower.  I don't like it when the bathroom rug is wet.

JT still steps out of the shower and occasionally swipes her slippers so she has to tip toe on the wet rug.

So JT is off in dreamland this morning running game on Jessica Alba and is abruptly woken up by FMJT in the middle of a nightmare.  JT tries to gently wake FMJT and gets punched in cheek.

FMJT:  I was having a nightmare.

JT: Really, well everything is OK now.

FMJT:  I was dreaming that you were trying to kill me.

JT:  Now you should have known right away that it wasn't real and woken up.

FMJT:  You were trying to kill me with a chefs knife and postage stamps.

JT:  Stamps? How come you can't have the you, me and Hally Berry dream?

FMJT: I probably just have to go to the bathroom. So the bad dream woke me up.

JT: And you call me weird.

So JT was taking FMJT to work today.  On the way he pulled into a post office, and smiled at FMJT.

FMJT: A--hole!

Later JT is going to pull out a chefs knife look at FMJT and flick the knife with his fingernail so it goes "ting"

[lewdogg11]

JT,

I get the bathroom rug speech every single f'ing day!!!  I mean, 1. It's my house, 2. It's my bathroom, 3. They are my bathroom rugs, 4. WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?  DO I BRING MY DRY TOWEL IN THE SHOWER AND COMPLETELY DRY MYSELF OFF IN THE SHOWER BEFORE STEPPING FOOT OUT OF THE SHOWER? 

Seriously, go clog the drains with your hair...

[Regulator]

Reg gets the
"Do you splash water out of the sink on purpose".....CLEAN IT UP!!!" speech religiously.

"Seriously, it is water....and I splashed some outside the sink bowl when washing my face...what is the worst thing that could happen because of this?"  Is the sink going to melt?"


EDIT- Reg gets the bathmat speech too.....and then MR gave in and got reg his personal bathmat....sweet.

[lewdogg11]

I'm not allowed to wipe my face on the towels either after brushing my teeth because it gets the towels dirty...WTF?  Isn't that what a towel is for? 

Seriously, use your stupid face cream and YOU use the towel and bleach the color off of all of them.  Oh wait, you did that already.

[Regulator]

I'm not allowed to wipe my face on the towels either after brushing my teeth because it gets the towels dirty...WTF?  Isn't that what a towel is for? 

Seriously, use your stupid face cream and YOU use the towel and bleach the color off of all of them.  Oh wait, you did that already.

Yeah...the towels and pillowcases!!  BOL!!! +1k

[lewdogg11]

JT,

I just wanted to make you aware, that you are actively hurting your chances of becoming a 'Hall of Fame' poster, by participating in this discussion, as well as this board, because of our frat boy locker room humour.  Just a little tid-bit of information...

:-)

PAT!!!  Relax.  I'm teasing. 

But Seriously JT, be careful.  Don't stoop to our level...

[PBR...]

pbr is rotflmao here at work....this soooooooooooooooooo sounds like pbr's homefront...the bathroom has become pbr and mpbr's baghdad. it is a constant daily battle....in fact mpbr woke me up the other night to "let you know you left the toilet lid up again.." wtf? pull it down already and shut up and do your business....