FB: Liberty League

[JT]

Talk about flashbacks. Many moons ago, JT skipped an 8th grade traveling team football practice to meet some "easy" chicks the next town over.  Buddy convinced JT that "we were in there", he knew one of the chicks. So we BMX it over where JT first discovers the meaning of the word tease.

Wasted effort turned into JT's Dad spotting JT back in town and proceeded to pull car reallllllly close to JT and pal.  Seems JT's Dad was going to check out practice.  Coach asks JT's Dad where JT was.  Perplexed JT's Dad goes home and asked JT's Mom "where is little bastard."  "Isn't he at practice?" she replied.

Anger building.... building...  JT's Dad never really hit JT but just the threat "made JT quake."  As a kid JT saw Pops drop a guy in self defense, and the punch didn't move more than 6" inches (like the George Forman punch that took out Michael Moore).

Sidebar:  JT's and younger brother used to have boxing gloves to "settle our differences."  JT's a southpaw... brother is a righty.  Dad wants to fool around with gloves one day.  Younger brother is game.  Mistakenly bro keeps looking for a left... he comes in throwing a left jab and gets hit with short right.  JT swares to this day, that bro was lifted by the punch and hit the floor in a complete parallel fashion.

Anyway back to football.  The ass chewing for embarassing Dad couldn't be measured with 1980's technology.  Plus he made JT tell the coach everything.  Coach said, "I hope it was worth it."  JT thinks if mentioned that he struck out, it would have been worse.

JT sat the entire first half of the next game as punishment, but caught the winning TD in the 4th qtr. All was forgiven and JT never missed another practice.

[Knightstalker]

Moral of the story is, JT should always go to practice because the skanky ho's are always available and are more fun than teases.

[Frank Rossi]

Somebody applaud Gro fast - He's pissing off the NJAC and E8 folk single-handedly this week - Great job Gro!

Frank

[JT]

As a horny 8th grader, JT thought if he didn't go he might die.  Girls were supposed to be ho's.  JT thought his buddy was more experienced as a 10th grader and knew ho from tease.  JT was wrong.

[mattvsmith]

OK, who's the spoilsport who put me from 0 Karma to -1 in a matter of about 5 minutes after I posted? That sucks. And I know as soon as El Guru sees it, I'll be at -2 for mentioning Karma.

The Rev would like to give BudCrew some Karma for gposting that hilarious passage from COrtland's website.

How do we award Karma?  The Rev is happy to give props and Apostolic Blessings.

[union89]

Since everyone is jumpin' old skool....Union89 will jump into the fray....

Similar time to 'Gro's story, a young 7th grade Union89 was playing midget football for the Worcester Crusaders for Coach Papa89.  Somehow, your friend, Union89 lost his mouthpiece off his helmet.  Papa89 made Union89 run laps ALL practice....when Union89 slowed down, Papa89 made yours truely do pushups.......Young Union89 was about 135lbs. in the 7th grade and not very adept at running laps...U89 could maybe punch out 2 push-ups at a time as well.

Make a long story longer.....in the 8th grade, Union89 was tipping the scales at about 140 and was too heavy to participate in Pop Warner....Union89 is ashamed to admit that in the 8th grade he played soccer for "THE" Worcester Central Catholic Elementary School.

[union89]

"Long Stink The 'BORO" is classic!!!!!

[Frank Rossi]

OK, who's the spoilsport who put me from 0 Karma to -1 in a matter of about 5 minutes after I posted? That sucks. And I know as soon as El Guru sees it, I'll be at -2 for mentioning Karma.

The Rev would like to give BudCrew some Karma for gposting that hilarious passage from COrtland's website.

How do we award Karma?  The Rev is happy to give props and Apostolic Blessings.

Another 160 posts, Rev, and Karma awarding will be yours. :-)

[union89]

With the holiday quickly approaching, Union89 will be out of internet commission as of Wednesday, PM.......

That being said, for planning purposes, who's heading to Schenectady on Saturday....'Gro, Union89 knows you will be in S-town, Union89 may even be able to sneak you some chili at the tailgate.....

[union89]

Unless you would prefer a nice Cabernet with your Limberger...

['gro]

Post Patterns Confessions Continues...

sadly, Gro's 1st season of football ended a week before the 1st game when my dumb azz decided to ride my BMX down a 90 degree turn staircase (union alums... at the presbyterian church on park ave). Lil gro, again, in tears as the doctor diagnosed a broken wrist and no football for that season.

The funny part of this story is that Gro's arms were so bruised from weeks of football that the doctor thought mamaGro had laid a serious beat down on him!

['gro]

I'll take the house special... maybe some merlot.

[mattvsmith]

Another 160 posts, Rev, and Karma awarding will be yours. :-)

At this rate it looks like it will take The Rev another 4 seasons to award Karma.

Perhaps the Rev should start talking smack.

[Frank Rossi]

With the holiday quickly approaching, Union89 will be out of internet commission as of Wednesday, PM.......

That being said, for planning purposes, who's heading to Schenectady on Saturday....'Gro, Union89 knows you will be in S-town, Union89 may even be able to sneak you some chili at the tailgate.....

I think I might be at the game U89

[union89]

Since all seems relatively quiet, Union89 has a question for the Originaleer posters......

Union89 met many cool RPI supporters at the Union/RPI game tailgate prior to the game.....many RPI fans spoke of thier amusement with Post Patterns, but when Union89 asked thier handle, they replied, "Oh, I don't post on there, I just read what everyone else has to say."

What is up with this voyeuristic, Peeping Tom approach??  Union89 feels the more the merrier!!!