FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

pbr is gearing up for a large weekend....going to the jimmy buffett concert in a.c. sans kids.....pbr's boss and friend are bringing both their boats to trump marina and pbr and 12 others have rooms at the marina casino. we are going to be partying non stop all day saturday on the sport fishing boats then off to the concert sat. night and back do some gambling after that...between margaritas/capt & coke/beer/jello shots pbr's alcohol blood level could well be in uncharted territory by 2 a.m. sunday morning.

Is it just Reg or has every weekend for PBR been like this all out bash?  Didn't you just get back from a 2 day bender?

Enjoy PBR. Regs favorite sayings are (in no particular order)

#1 Work hard, Play hard
(pretty self explanitory....but the truth)

#2 You wanna play, you gotta pay
(I usually drop this one on the dreamers that come by to check out Regs water toys.....who want to be weekend millionaires on a dime budget)

#3 It's only money
(MR hates this one...mainly becuase is follows a statement she makes e.g.- Oh we should get _____.   I want to_______.  Don't you think _____would look nice?)

#4 DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
(again, pretty self explainitory...of course of course)

Regulator is not a weekend millionaire...he's a cash money millionaire....

This is for the ones who wobbled it an be puttin they mouth on it
An they suck everything out of it then they catch it and swallow it
I'm Lil Weezy for sheezy, I'm off the heezy believe me
See me, I squeeze in between it, and then I leave it so greasy
When I come through in a Rolls Royce, leave them with no choice
but to hop up in it an just let me make they throat moist
Ruby red an vodka it just carry a n*gga
Give me three minutes maybe four she be wantin to marry a n*gga

['gro]

your boy 'gro is back from a quick 1.5 day detour in ATL... trainning on material that even made this dork extrordinare sleepy. A few of us ran up a nice $200 bar tab then convinced the new guy (21 y/o kid on his 1st biz trip) to expense it. Good luck with that one buddy.

yes coast guard at #24, what a joke. They didn't even win the NEFC and they are ranked. Coast Guard? COAST GUARD?

[labart96]

your boy 'gro is back from a quick 1.5 day detour in ATL... trainning on material that even made this dork extrordinare sleepy. A few of us ran up a nice $200 bar tab then convinced the new guy (21 y/o kid on his 1st biz trip) to expense it. Good luck with that one buddy.

yes coast guard at #24, what a joke. They didn't even win the NEFC and they are ranked. Coast Guard? COAST GUARD?

+k for the giving the new kid the tab.  it's a rite of passage all new hires should experience at least once.

[Senor RedTackle]

Big week for RT...RT just acquired a new Kawaski Jet Ski!! RT went with the 160HP model. On RT's first ride, it was actually scary...had it up to 62MPH. RT now wishing he had got the smaller model at 125HP. RT also is afraid said JetSki may impact his boat time (Reg isn't the only one w/ a Sea Ray on this board)




Stella Awards!

Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States


Here are this year's winners:

5th Place (tie):
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie):
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical  expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when  he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie):
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place!

4th Place:
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and   medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door   neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced   yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog   might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it   repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place:
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2ndPlace:
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom  window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while  Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses

1st Place:
This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway,  she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Nice RT, real nice.  How bout an Official LLPP update on the ex-fiance etc.? 


Question: TDT is flying up to NYC next Monday.  Should he fly into JFK or EWR (Newark)??  Will be going to Midtown Manhattan...

REG: Glad to see you are the LLPP babysitter (raggin' on PBR)...

PBR: Nice to know you are a fellow Parrothead (my buddy finsleft is as well).  TDT has been to a few of his shows and they are simply amazing.  The tiki/tailgates outside the venues are not to be missed.

['gro]

Gro just checked the NBA draft... I was hoping the bobcats would take Joakim Noah.  I used to hate him, now he's sort of funny... in a weird disturbing and still slightly hateful way (as LD would say, the guy is a pair of clownshoes).  Back to the bobcats, could you imagine him pared up with Adam Morrison on a friday night out on the town?

[Pat Coleman]

Look into HPN.

[union89]

I don't know if the Celt's trade made sense on not.....but like LD I'm happy we don't have Noah...he proved again that he's a jackazz with the searsucker suit and bow tie.........

LOOK AT ME.........

LOOK AT ME.........

[labart96]

Maybe it's just TGP, but what really is the appeal of the NBA (post-jordan era)?

There's all this coverage of the NBA, Kobe asking for a trade, the NBA draft, blah, blah, but the ratings of the NBA finals are non-existant.  TGP doesn't get it.   

[labart96]

Nice RT, real nice.  How bout an Official LLPP update on the ex-fiance etc.? 

RT and his agent are waiting for an offer from Larry King to come thru.  They will sell the story to the highest bidder.   Until then, they're keeping it zipped.

Out here in SoCal TGP has heard rumors that Seth Rogan and Kathy Hiegl are being talked about the lead roles in an upcoming Sunday Night Movie Special.  Working titles include "Trouble in the 'Toga".......



More news at 11.

[labart96]

This gal is definitely "more than meets the eye"   

[pg04]

Maybe it's just TGP, but what really is the appeal of the NBA (post-jordan era)?

There's all this coverage of the NBA, Kobe asking for a trade, the NBA draft, blah, blah, but the ratings of the NBA finals are non-existant.  TGP doesn't get it.   

Unfortunately, it's because ESPN has the rights to the NBA, and therefore they will cover it over and over and think people care.  I for one agree with you and dislike the NBA immensely

[PBR...]

pbr is gearing up for a large weekend....going to the jimmy buffett concert in a.c. sans kids.....pbr's boss and friend are bringing both their boats to trump marina and pbr and 12 others have rooms at the marina casino. we are going to be partying non stop all day saturday on the sport fishing boats then off to the concert sat. night and back do some gambling after that...between margaritas/capt & coke/beer/jello shots pbr's alcohol blood level could well be in uncharted territory by 2 a.m. sunday morning.

Is it just Reg or has every weekend for PBR been like this all out bash?  Didn't you just get back from a 2 day bender?

Enjoy PBR. Regs favorite sayings are (in no particular order)

#1 Work hard, Play hard
(pretty self explanitory....but the truth)

#2 You wanna play, you gotta pay
(I usually drop this one on the dreamers that come by to check out Regs water toys.....who want to be weekend millionaires on a dime budget)

#3 It's only money
(MR hates this one...mainly becuase is follows a statement she makes e.g.- Oh we should get _____.   I want to_______.  Don't you think _____would look nice?)

#4 DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
(again, pretty self explainitory...of course of course)

someone's gotta do it reg...pbr is a huge buffett fan especially the tailgates outside before hand.....plus its w/ pbr's boss (when the boss says lets roll you can only say yes...)and friend on both their 40 ft. sportfishing boats....when you have children you have to take the op's when they are there to have getaway w/o kids otherwise you WILL go nutz just ask tgp. reg bring the boat on up and hang at trump marina w/ us. 1/2 the people going dont have tickets and are going to listen to the concert live on satellite radio on the boats while we are at the concert. they will keep partying hard while we are over at the show. come on up perfect weather is on tap ~76 degrees and sun and NO humidity!!! plenty of room on the boats to sleep on them.

[Rolevio]

Rolevio hates the NBA as well, but has a soft spot for the Celtics stemming from them sending gifts when he was having medical issues as a kid.  He watched the draft just for the amusement factor of watching Danny Ainge walk away with an old guy and 2 kids that can't play defense.

['gro]

Don't know much about the celtics roster. Ray Allen is good, but he's 32. How many good years will they get out of him?