FB: Liberty League

[zachattack22]

In all seriousness, isn't it amazing that guys that played football truly can remember almost every single down where they kicked someone's ass or took a lickin but kept on tickin, yet they can't remember to get the milk with the eggs or the bread with the peanut butter when the wife asks them to?

ZA thinks that's funny as hell!!!

[lewdogg11]

In all seriousness, isn't it amazing that guys that played football truly can remember almost every single down where they kicked someone's ass or took a lickin but kept on tickin, yet they can't remember to get the milk with the eggs or the bread with the peanut butter when the wife asks them to?

ZA thinks that's funny as hell!!!

ZA, LD11 had his ass handed to him many times.  He does not remember those very well.  LD11 doesn't remember much past age 17.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker thinks that with all the other aging LL all-stars ZA might still appear to be fast because they are almost all slower than ZA.  Knightstalker never played college football, he decided to be like his hero Al Bundy and stopped with the pinnacle of sports.  Knightstalker played High School Football.  Knightstalker parallels Al Bundy in other ways, Mrs. Knightstalker is like Peg Bundy, except Mrs. Stalker has a job.  Knightstalker has been walking around work the last couple of days talking to and answering himself in the third person, Knightstalkers co-workers are all worried that Knightstalker is cracking up.  Knightstalker assured them that Dr. Enginegro approves of this behavior and besides it is now Union Rowan week on post patterns and everyone should be talking in the third person, including the Evil Japanese Woody Allen.

[Frank Rossi]

My karma is slipping... who are these Gro haters? Show yourself!! just like in School Ties:

Meet me in the quad at 2am.... COWARD!!!

Just for the record, Gro handles karma on a day by day, case by case basis. If you're worthy, you get it... if you're a jackoff gro will smite you like nobody's business.

For example, everyones favorite posters Frank "The Tank" Rossi and "The Grammatical Gladiator" RedSwarm81... have seen both pos and neg karma from Gro.

Receiving negative karma from Gro is much better than a fist showdown at 2am, however. 

[zachattack22]

Knightstalker...seems like if the Dr. approves...then that should be good enough!
Lewdogg, can't remember past 17? 

That may be a good thing!!!

[lewdogg11]

Knightstalker...seems like if the Dr. approves...then that should be good enough!
Lewdogg, can't remember past 17? 

That may be a good thing!!!

Unfortunately, LD11 has done a bit of damage to himself in the past.  He hasn't been quite a model citizen for Health Magazine.  But, to the contrary, LD11 is a happy guy.  Who says health makes you happy?

Knightstalker, stop copying Holla.  Union/Rowan week is no reason to talk to yourself in the 3rd person at work.  However, it may be a reason to wipe your butt with your pants, and pretend you stole some Rowan Uni's.

[JT]

JT has had to dumb down his football memories in front of his Fiancee as self preservation tactic.  Otherwise JT gets reminded of all the trivial stuff (JT's definition) JT forgets...  bills, appointments, parties, groceries, dishes, Fiancee's friends, chick flicks, important dates not related to said Fiancee.  Who knew JT was supposed to remember Fiancee's Mom's birthday.

JT's saving grace is that he remembers or was smart enough to put in his database at work all important Fiancee dates.... 1st date anniversary, engagement date, birthday, etc.

He can also generally remember what was done on various vacations over five years and can be topical with Fiancee in mixed conversation.

However, Fiancee caught JT giving RT cleansing advice and thinks JT has real problems.  JT sometimes talks about how funny RT, HD, LD11, Gro and the gang are.  She thinks its strange that I don't know real names.

[Rolevio]

Enginegro, RT, Holladawg and Lewdogg, Naked Nott Run, Regulator, Zachattack, and Garnet aren't real names?  Rolevio is confused.

[lewdogg11]

JT has had to dumb down his football memories in front of his Fiancee as self preservation tactic.  Otherwise JT gets reminded of all the trivial stuff (JT's definition) JT forgets...  bills, appointments, parties, groceries, dishes, Fiancee's friends, chick flicks, important dates not related to said Fiancee.  Who knew JT was supposed to remember Fiancee's Mom's birthday.

JT's saving grace is that he remembers or was smart enough to put in his database at work all important Fiancee dates.... 1st date anniversary, engagement date, birthday, etc.

He can also generally remember what was done on various vacations over five years and can be topical with Fiancee in mixed conversation.

However, Fiancee caught JT giving RT cleansing advice and thinks JT has real problems.  JT sometimes talks about how funny RT, HD, LD11, Gro and the gang are.  She thinks its strange that I don't know real names.

My real name is Spike Farmland.

[JT]

JT tells her it is anonymous group therapy.  She said if it will stop you from talking to yourself in third person it might be worth it.  

[zachattack22]

ZA's real name is Ralph Cramden and unfortunately only attended "Whattzamatta U"...

['gro]

Gro's given name is Derrick Austin but has been known to go by Todd "Whiskers" Wendell.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker...seems like if the Dr. approves...then that should be good enough!
Lewdogg, can't remember past 17? 

That may be a good thing!!!

Unfortunately, LD11 has done a bit of damage to himself in the past.  He hasn't been quite a model citizen for Health Magazine.  But, to the contrary, LD11 is a happy guy.  Who says health makes you happy?

Knightstalker, stop copying Holla.  Union/Rowan week is no reason to talk to yourself in the 3rd person at work.  However, it may be a reason to wipe your butt with your pants, and pretend you stole some Rowan Uni's.

Knightstalker is wearing his Brown Dockers at work today to support Rowan and the DJAC this week at work, unfortunately Knightstalker has no yellow shirts to go with the brown pants.
Knightstalkers real name is Al Bundy

[Senor RedTackle]

JT has had to dumb down his football memories in front of his Fiancee as self preservation tactic.  Otherwise JT gets reminded of all the trivial stuff (JT's definition) JT forgets...  bills, appointments, parties, groceries, dishes, Fiancee's friends, chick flicks, important dates not related to said Fiancee.  Who knew JT was supposed to remember Fiancee's Mom's birthday.

JT's saving grace is that he remembers or was smart enough to put in his database at work all important Fiancee dates.... 1st date anniversary, engagement date, birthday, etc.

He can also generally remember what was done on various vacations over five years and can be topical with Fiancee in mixed conversation.

However, Fiancee caught JT giving RT cleansing advice and thinks JT has real problems.  JT sometimes talks about how funny RT, HD, LD11, Gro and the gang are.  She thinks its strange that I don't know real names.

RT has already had this conversation w/ his fiance...she thinks we're all wierd

signed,
Chad Sexington

[Senor RedTackle]

why didnt  the cool stuff ever happen to RT when he was 14...we went to Canada's Wonderland but RT doesnt recall the perks this kid got on his class trip...




No Jail Time for Florida Teacher in Sex Case  Tuesday, November 22, 2005

TAMPA, Fla. — A Florida reading teacher charged with having sex with a minor pleaded guilty on Tuesday to two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior as part of a plea deal that does not include any jail time.

"I accept full responsibility for my actions," Greco Middle School teacher Debra Lafave, 25, said during Tuesday's trial in Tampa.

The deal provides that Lafave will not serve one day in jail in connection with multiple sex acts with a 14-year-old student unless she violates the terms of the plea agreement, which includes three years of house arrest and seven years' probation.

"To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hell hole is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions," Lafave's attorney, John Fitzgibbons, said in July of the possibility of jail time. "I'm not sure she would survive."

The boy told investigators the two had sex in a classroom at the Greco school in Temple Terrace near Tampa, in her Riverview town house and once in a vehicle while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around Marion County.

He also said to investigators that Lafave had told him her marriage was in trouble and that she was aroused by the fact that having sex with him was not allowed. He said he and Lafave, a newlywed at the time, got to know each other on their way back from a class trip to SeaWorld Orlando in May 2004.


Hillsborough Circuit Judge Wayne Timmerman said Lafave will forever lose her teaching certificate, must register with the state as a sexual predator, may not have any contact with children including the victim and will not be allowed to profit from the sale of her story or personal appearances.

Prosecutor Michael Sinacore said the young victim's family wanted to get the case over with because of the intense public and media scrutiny.

"We're happy that the victim's family can put this case behind them," he said. "The whole process has been very difficult, and we hope they can now resume their lives."

After Tuesday's hearing, Fitzgibbons said the plea was "a fair resolution of this case." Asked how she felt afterward, Lafave said "tired."

On Friday state Circuit Judge Wayne Timmerman ordered attorneys not to talk publicly about the pending prosecution of Lafave amid worries of seating an untainted jury. The gag order was a major setback for the defense, which appears to have led to today's resolution.

"I don't see what the harm is in telling these guys from this point on in order to get a fair and impartial jury, you guys keep your mouths shut," the judge said last week.

Lafave had faced four felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition, each of which carry a maximum 15-year prison term.

Fitzgibbons last week had said Lafave would plead insanity at trial, claiming she was under such emotional stress that she didn't know right from wrong.

Fitzgibbons said in July that plea negotiations had broken off because prosecutors insisted on prison time, which he said would be too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave. He said then that she planned to plead insanity at trial, claiming emotional stress kept her from knowing right from wrong.