FB: Liberty League

['gro]

NNR, do teachers in the greater bay area ever get together? Gro's thinking of a meeting between them and the Carolina Panther's cheerleaders down at Banana Joes...

[Garnet]

What's that supposed to detox you from?

Well Pat, that stuff??.....nothing, except for relieving me from extra bowel content.

My point is that I"m being honest w/ the LL brethen and posting day 1....which was supposed to be all water. So lucks like I have some improvements to go

If you  need a colonic cleansing, drink a twelve pack of Genny Cream Ale.  That will clean you out in a heartbeat!

[Knightstalker]

why didnt  the cool stuff ever happen to RT when he was 14...we went to Canada's Wonderland but RT doesnt recall the perks this kid got on his class trip...

That is because you went to Wonderland in Canada.  You should have gone to a Canadian nudie bar or to FL for 14 year old fun.

[Jonny Utah]

Hillsborough Circuit Judge Wayne Timmerman said Lafave will forever lose her teaching certificate, must register with the state as a sexual predator,

First sexual predator I've kind of taken a liking to I must admit.

[lewdogg11]

I remember, when i was a freshman in HS, I went to an All-dude HS.  Let's backtrack, LD11 went to 3 HS's, the first was all-dudes.  Ok, we got that.  Anyway, there was this biology teacher, and she wasn't extremely good looking, but in an all-dudes school, anyone with boobs has a shot.  

So anyway, everyday, this biology teacher, (we'll call her Mrs. Boogles) would wear these short skirts to class.  And it just so happened that Mrs. Boogles really like to teach by sitting on a desk in front of the classroom.

So LD11, being the entrepreneur and evil genius that he is, used to sit in the back of the class, just to the right of Mrs. Boogles perching desk.  Each day, mini-LD11 would sit, and slide his butt up as far as possible on his chair, with the cool, lazy look.  Except, LD11 was always trying to sneak a panty peak.  After a few times, LD11 realized that Mrs. Boogles knew exactly what she was doing.  She had a different radiant pair of underpants on every single day.  Pink, Purple, silky, cotton, ruffled edges, black, thongs, you name it.  Sometimes she even wore some that mini-LD11 didn't even know about.

After word got out, fights would break out over who could sit in the back seats.  One time LD11 mentioned said phenomenon to a few upperclassmen who replied 'Yeah, she did that when we were freshman too.  She still have the fluorescent pink ones?'  

Unreal.  That same year LD11 found himself locked out on the roof of the building after an upperclassman gave him a pass for the pool on the roof.

['gro]

Gro went to Canada's wonderland on a school trip... Gro did not receive a hummer.

[Garnet]

My karma is slipping... who are these Gro haters? Show yourself!!

Garnet would like to know who is smiting Garnet fo the Genny Cream Ale comment. 

/Just curious not really bothered by it

[bigdvs]

bigdvs's real (adult film) name is Paulie Flatbush

bigdvs got weirded out by whole families sitting down to dinner at strip club in Montreal (husband, wife, 2 kids under ten)

bigdvs thinks this is how teachers who mess with little kids are created (for everyone still in the 518, CBA teacher Beth Gisel (sp?) was senteced yesterday for having an affair with some students)

bigdvs demands an all LL East final!!

['gro]

When Gro met Boobies... by Derrick Austin

Lil'Gro remembers a family vacation in Nantucket. Gro met a man that could... well let's not talk about that. Anyhow Lil'Gro is bobbing in the ocean waves. 3 teenage girls are swimming in the vicinity... 1 of them is wearing a white t shirt... Even back then Gro liked what he saw. That image is still burned into my obdulla oblongata.

[lewdogg11]

When Gro met Boobies... by Derrick Austin

Lil'Gro remembers a family vacation in Nantucket. Gro met a man that could... well let's not talk about that. Anyhow Lil'Gro is bobbing in the ocean waves. 3 teenage girls are swimming in the vicinity... 1 of them is wearing a white t shirt... Even back then Gro liked what he saw. That image is still burned into my obdulla oblongata.

TO all who read Mr. Enginegro's post.  He is not telling the truth.  it may be near the truth.  But everyone knows 'Gro don't swim!

[Knightstalker]

When Gro met Boobies... by Derrick Austin

Lil'Gro remembers a family vacation in Nantucket. Gro met a man that could... well let's not talk about that. Anyhow Lil'Gro is bobbing in the ocean waves. 3 teenage girls are swimming in the vicinity... 1 of them is wearing a white t shirt... Even back then Gro liked what he saw. That image is still burned into my obdulla oblongata.

TO all who read Mr. Enginegro's post.  He is not telling the truth.  it may be near the truth.  But everyone knows 'Gro don't swim!

To be fair to Gro, he never said he was swimming, he was bobbing in the waves, probably while wearing his floaties on his arm.

['gro]

LD, Gro can swim. went in the ocean in cancun remember that? Gro's not the tread water for 30min or do 10 lap kinda swimmer they wanted at RPI. Had to keep crazykrazy and the brothers from another mother company in the shallow end.

[JT]

JT's 10th grade Geometry teacher was quite the hottie back in the day... skirts, tight sweaters, used to be a dancer.  JT sat in the front, first time JT ever had trouble in a math class.  Even the extra help from hottie teacher gave JT fits.

Sometimes you'd get a hot sub every once in a rare while, but our district seemed to recycle the same old crusty re-treads over the newbees.  One of JT's pals lived in a town where almost all the subs were hot young things.  

Fast foward about eight years... JT's in between jobs during Bush I, so JT's substituting.  JT's back in the old HS at the manly age of 24.  He immediately seeks out former Geo teacher.  JT finds that she's kept herself together.  She must have been about 38 at that time.

JT works up his best pimp hand moves and asks her out to dinner.   JT continues to work it for a few dates over a couple weeks, and finally gives up once he discovered she's one of the "good" saving herself Catholic girls and not one of the naughty ones.  

Knowing what JT knows now, he think he could crack that code, but there were too many other opportunities with gals his own age back then.

[zachattack22]

ZA is very proud that he has transcended from a peeker of playboy magazines at age 12 to one of the best film critics in the adult entertainment industry.

Reminds ZA of a time when about seven members of ZA's high school football team went to a porn movie theatre that was in Albany for about two years.  We were all sitting in there, amazed that they let us in and then ZA heard his friend say to our other friend..."hey Mike, isn't that your Dad two rows up"....We all thought it was a funny joke until we realized it WAS the kids Dad...Mike left and we never followed up with him about it...

['gro]

she used to be a charger's cheerleader but then she broke her pelvis

38... and saving herself for what? a museum? whats with these broads holding back on the nappy dugout.