FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker had the hot math teacher in eighth grade and the hot english teacher in ninth grade.  Knightstalker then had the same hot math teacher in Highschool for Algebra II, Geometry and Trig in HS.  She did not like it when Knightstalker only did five problems on a homework assignment and when asked why he did not complete all twenty-five problem, Knightstalker being the wise-ass that he was told teacher that you had really only assigned five problems and that she was wasting Knightstalkers valuable time.  From that point on, Knightstalker never did well in HS math courses.  The good thing about all this is hot math teacher banished Knightstalker to the back of the room and Knightstalker could then use the same technique that LD used to see panties.  Knightstalker saw her at one of Knightstalker old high schools football games a few years ago, she did not age well, Knightstalker is happy.

[bigdvs]

she used to be a charger's cheerleader but then she broke her pelvis

38... and saving herself for what? a museum? whats with these broads holding back on the nappy dugout.

bigdvs thinks she is a gold digga

[JT]

JT thinks it might have had something to do with "Almost became Nun talk during dinner."  Maybe she was stuck in between two worlds.

[Naked Nott Run]

THE DAWG'S GOT DIMENSIONS TOO!!!
Looks like we have some serious size on LL PP in case we need to put together a team to play against any of the rival PP conference posters.  At least our offensive & defensive lines are in tact and if NNR has that kind of speed even after knee surgery we should be good with the vertical passing game as well.  Dawg is perfect for the plugger role on D.  Luckily the Dawg just got a physical the other day and has his current dimensions too:

Height - 5'3" 
Weight - 272 lbs 
Waist - 34 
Shoe size - 8
Arms - 27 inches
Head circumference - 12 inches

NNR has some vitals WEBSTER would fear
before knee blowout                       NNR 2005
height- 5'9 1/2''                               5'9 1/2''
Weight- 185                                     210
waist- 34                                           36
Bench- 300                                       350              
40 time- 4.38                                    4.7
verticle- 41''                                      35''

strangely NNR's height didn't change with everything else... any advice on how to get taller??

['gro]

What the F is this?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/index.html

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[bigdvs]

JT thinks it might have had something to do with "Almost became Nun talk during dinner."  Maybe she was stuck in between two worlds.

bigdvs did not know celibacy was a prereq for putting oneself in professional limbo

when bigdvs was in between jobs he was everything from an engineer (oh, how i wish i had went to RPI) to a zookeeper trying to get laid. This is how different females are.

bigdvs would be no help to already large LL PP team:

6'
275
40 Time: 5.2 as a Freshman (before destroying both ankles, i'll guess a 5.5 now)
waist- 40
shoe- 13
neck-19
bench- 340

[Knightstalker]

What the F is this?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/index.html

Knightstalker thinks that some kind of demon dog must have slipped out of the cracked gates of hell.

[bigdvs]

What the F is this?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/22/ugly.dog.ap/index.html

Knightstalker thinks that some kind of demon dog must have slipped out of the cracked gates of hell.

bigdvs would like to remind LL PP that the gates of hell are in a cemetary in Schenectady (/Troy)

bigdvs has seen said beast scurrying across campus on many a drunk stroll

[lewdogg11]

Now we all know, keeping the pimp hand strong takes a lot of time and effort, and moreso....planning.  I mean, not everyone can be as easy on the eyes as LD11.  The kid is just straight up adorable.  Ridiculously Good Looking some might say.  But on top of that, you gotta keep your skills sharp.  LD11 can remember seeing herbs walking out of bars with the hot chicks.  In this case, the kid had game, and LD11 dropped the ball.  Didn't keep his head on a swivel.

Back in the day, LD11 used to craft a book, some like 'Gro thought  it was the bible.  It was called the 'J-Money School of Macking Hoes'.  In it were volume 1-7 of the infamous 'J-Money Hoe Slappin' CDs.  One way to get a girl, is to know some good tunes.  Also, to be money, and to know how to party.

LD11 passed along many of his fine secrets to 'Gro, Regulator, Sollified, and some other of his brethren.  Krazy Krazy didn't need it.  Regulator had his own skills, but LD11 helps him polish those skills.  

I can remember, after a late session of training 'Gro, LD11 came home to find 'Gro palming one of the finest asses LD11 has seen.  Purple thong, backyard bangin' like a biscuit.  'Gro had his way, disposed of her, only to have his GF come walking in 2 hours later for the next round.  The kid worked the 'Jay Money School of Mackin' Hoes' to the fullest.  

LD11's boy was all growds up!

['gro]

Gro agrees. After a few sessions with J-Money my game went from "all right" to "AIGHT!!!".  Gro2k was on FIYA. Sadly the game is not as sharp as it used to be.... although it does have its peaks during hater reunions.

Gro will embark on a mission similar to RT's detoxification in order to restore the pimp hand to it's past glory circa 99-01. Stay tuned PP faithful.

[dewcrew88]

signed,
Chad Sexington

This sounds like that game people play to come up with cheesy 80s porno names.

This one is priceless.

[Garnet]

Hey look what Garnet found!

[Garnet]

on the field



on the beach

[Garnet]

here is another nice link to NFL cheerleaders.

http://www.draftboardinsider.com/resources/cheerleaders.html

[Knightstalker]

Garnet gets karma from Knighstalker.  Knightstalker needed those pictures.  Knightstalker just got done dealing with evil bosses and even eviler IBM people who have taken over the IT department.