FB: Liberty League

[union89]

Holla ~

No problem bro'....the Guru is Mick Jagger and he has Union89 "Under His Thumb".

[lewdogg11]

U89, I took care of you for the Dawg.  And as I said before, I don't give or take Karma from anyone too often.  But, you a fellow MassHole, so I figured it's a giving time of year.

I heard Audino is conducting a team thanksgiving dinner and dressing up like a Pilgrim and all the players are dressed like Indians.  Audino just needs to stop trying to smoke their peace pipes.

[lewdogg11]

NNR - No worries man.  We believe that you had some good quicks.  Since the Dawg has been getting a bunch of trophies and plaques for his office and home, the Dawg figured he'd send you a 2nd place trophy for the 2nd fastest 40 time at the U.  A 2nd place trophy is better than no trophy right???  It'll be at least 5 ft tall so whoever comes in and sees it will automatically think it was a 1st place trophy.  Plus the "2nd Place" will be in very small lettering so only a microscope could read it.

Just curious though - Why did the U decide to make you a dback???  Having that kind of speed in the secondary at the D1 level is def. a plus but Dawg thinks that putting you on the offensive side of the ball with that speed at the DIII level would have been a much smarter move on the U's part.  Would have been much tougher for D's to keep up w/you and you already played WR in HS to begin with.  Just a little baffled why they didn't keep you on the offensive side of the ball.  Any thoughts???

Holla, from LD11's experience, someone with those kind of quicks only gets put on defense because of 'hands like feet' syndrome.

[lewdogg11]

So does anyone else have the infamous 'Thanksgiving Eve Reunion' at their hometown?  LD11 is at Momma and Papa Dukes house already.  First beer to be cracked in about 3 hours.  This is one of the best nights of the year.

Tonight, LD11 will get to see just how great his life is.  Why you ask?
1.  Everyone is married
2.  Everyone has babies
3.  No one has moved out of town
4.  1/2 of the people still live with their parents
5.  No one even knows what a pimp hand is since they married their HS Sweethearts.
6.  All Chicks dig LD11 - Married/Not married - with/or without babies
7.  Everyone is excited to see LD11
8.  LD11 isn't excited to see anyone else and just drinks his PBR pitchers like they are Waters from the Fountain of Youth.
9.  WTFF is from LD11's hometown and used to be LD11's ex-girlfriends best friend and all hell is going to break loose
10.  LD11 gets to see that ex with her husband who is a cross between Manny Ramirez and Donovan McNabb and goes by the Radio Name 'Krazy Kulo'

[Garnet]

I deleted the post I saw. I didn't have time to look for others. I am damn busy.

Do you know for a fact that Arcidiacono was even nominated? I don't have any input in the selection of finalists.

Please -- find something else I haven't done to blame me for. This is SO amsuing.

The war in Iraq?

[Garnet]

I deleted the post I saw. I didn't have time to look for others. I am damn busy.

Do you know for a fact that Arcidiacono was even nominated? I don't have any input in the selection of finalists.

Please -- find something else I haven't done to blame me for. This is SO amsuing.

The ugliest mascot in the history of college football?

/see below
//not the owl

[union89]

Lew ~

Damn, that is quite a trifecta between Union89, 'Gro and yourself.  Worcester, Schenectady and Lowell can jump old school nasty with the best of 'em.

Union89 knows that Garnet could not hang....he grew up in Rye, NY....at Union, whenever Union89 was cold and hungry he would go back to Rye with Garnet.  Ma'Net & Pa'Net would loan Union89 a sweatervest and all the vino and muester he could consume....

Union89 LOVES the Beckett trade!!!!!

[zachattack22]

Geez, it's hard to believe these two mascots are for football teams....

One looks like a peeper of young boys in the shower and the other looks like it has the bird flu!!!

[zachattack22]

It is depressing to find out that electronic timing in the 40 is that much more accurate than a stop watch...this means ZA's 40 was even worse than originally thought....

Thank God ZA played running back when a 4.7 was considered "fast".  This means ZA probably ran a 5 flat as a RB...Now ZA has finally figured out how he was always caught from behind on those potential breakaways....

[Garnet]

Lew ~

Damn, that is quite a trifecta between Union89, 'Gro and yourself.  Worcester, Schenectady and Lowell can jump old school nasty with the best of 'em.

Union89 knows that Garnet could not hang....he grew up in Rye, NY....at Union, whenever Union89 was cold and hungry he would go back to Rye with Garnet.  Ma'Net & Pa'Net would loan Union89 a sweatervest and all the vino and muester he could consume....

Union89 LOVES the Beckett trade!!!!!

U89,

This weekend Garnet's hometown high school team is making its third straight trip to Syracuse for the championship game.  

Guess what the moniker is for Rye?  That's right.  Garnets!

With his PP handle Garnet gets to kill two birds with one stone.

[zachattack22]

Some say Union may come out a throwin....
To set up the run and beat up on Rowan...
Some say don't mean to burst your bubble,
But that strategy could mean big trouble!!!

You've got to RUN the ball to set up the PASS!
Even though they're so big and so fast....
Run right AT them and you will see
A touchdown run by "cano"...count them...three!!!

[JT]

One of the mascots looks like a pedophile.

[Regulator]

I put these in Regulators' order.  
So does anyone else have the infamous 'Thanksgiving Eve Reunion' at their hometown? 
Tonight, LD11 will get to see just how great his life is.  Why you ask?

8.  Everyone is married
9.  Everyone has babies
1.  No one has moved out of town
5.  3/4 of the people still live with their parents
2.  No one even knows what a pimp hand is since they married their HS Sweethearts.
4.  All Chicks dig LD11 - Married/Not married - with/or without babies
3.  Everyone is excited to see LD11
6. Regulator hates all the losers and would rather not talk to any of them
7. Drunk guys coming up to Regulator and spitting all over his face when talking
10. Are you really expecting Regulator to pay cover in Vernon, NY???


BTW- Reg. didnt make it home this year, he is in Florida for the holidays in a penthouse on the beach overlooking the ocean.  PS- Reg is trying to hit manatees in the head with rocks and seashells

[Knightstalker]

Geez, it's hard to believe these two mascots are for football teams....

One looks like a peeper of young boys in the shower and the other looks like it has the bird flu!!!

Check out the Owl, his hands are in his pockets.  He is either peeping the young mens in tight pants or the cheerleaders.  Knightstalker is guessing the young mens in tight pants.  Knightstalker has been to South Jersey a lot of times, he thinks the owl is a Piney.  Pineys are kind of like the guy on my avatar from deliverance.

[Knightstalker]

One of the mascots looks like a pedophile.

The other is a Petophile.