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[Knightstalker]

KS was riding the Light Rail to the Path this morning and the train was crowded.  Some dude that bathed in cologne sat next to KS.  KS has no problem with this except the smell.  The train empties out almost completely at Exchange Place, lots of empty seats, smelly dude decides to stay sitting next to KS.  To KS this a severe violation of  man laws.  Then the train is approaching KS stop, KS starts to stand and says excuse, smell dude looks a KS and says I am getting off too and didn't move, at this point KS just says, MOVE Ahole.

KS wonders if this move is appropriate next time this happens?

[JT]

KS was riding the Light Rail to the Path this morning and the train was crowded.  Some dude that bathed in cologne sat next to KS.  KS has no problem with this except the smell.  The train empties out almost completely at Exchange Place, lots of empty seats, smelly dude decides to stay sitting next to KS.  To KS this a severe violation of  man laws.  Then the train is approaching KS stop, KS starts to stand and says excuse, smell dude looks a KS and says I am getting off too and didn't move, at this point KS just says, MOVE Ahole.

KS wonders if this move is appropriate next time this happens?

This is akin to the alternate urinal rule.  Man law requires that if there are two doods and more than two urinals available a space must be maintained, unless you are Larry Craig.

[realistic]

KS was riding the Light Rail to the Path this morning and the train was crowded.  Some dude that bathed in cologne sat next to KS.  KS has no problem with this except the smell.  The train empties out almost completely at Exchange Place, lots of empty seats, smelly dude decides to stay sitting next to KS.  To KS this a severe violation of  man laws.  Then the train is approaching KS stop, KS starts to stand and says excuse, smell dude looks a KS and says I am getting off too and didn't move, at this point KS just says, MOVE Ahole.

KS wonders if this move is appropriate next time this happens?

After 4 years in NYC....I really can't get over the number of people who don't understand basic Subway/Mass Transit rules.  It's not that hard.  Take up one seat, don't sit too close, don't sit next to someone unless thats the only seat or the only other seat is next to someone crazy looking, stand for pregnant women, old people, etc.  Get the F out of the way of the doors when they open and let people off before you get on.

these aren't that hard....

[JT]

KS was riding the Light Rail to the Path this morning and the train was crowded.  Some dude that bathed in cologne sat next to KS.  KS has no problem with this except the smell.  The train empties out almost completely at Exchange Place, lots of empty seats, smelly dude decides to stay sitting next to KS.  To KS this a severe violation of  man laws.  Then the train is approaching KS stop, KS starts to stand and says excuse, smell dude looks a KS and says I am getting off too and didn't move, at this point KS just says, MOVE Ahole.

KS wonders if this move is appropriate next time this happens?

After 4 years in NYC....I really can't get over the number of people who don't understand basic Subway/Mass Transit rules.  It's not that hard.  Take up one seat, don't sit too close, don't sit next to someone unless thats the only seat or the only other seat is next to someone crazy looking, stand for pregnant women, old people, etc.  Get the F out of the way of the doors when they open and let people off before you get on.

these aren't that hard....

Unless you are sitting next to a hot chick that is showing a lot of skin.

[Knightstalker]

KS was riding the Light Rail to the Path this morning and the train was crowded.  Some dude that bathed in cologne sat next to KS.  KS has no problem with this except the smell.  The train empties out almost completely at Exchange Place, lots of empty seats, smelly dude decides to stay sitting next to KS.  To KS this a severe violation of  man laws.  Then the train is approaching KS stop, KS starts to stand and says excuse, smell dude looks a KS and says I am getting off too and didn't move, at this point KS just says, MOVE Ahole.

KS wonders if this move is appropriate next time this happens?

After 4 years in NYC....I really can't get over the number of people who don't understand basic Subway/Mass Transit rules.  It's not that hard.  Take up one seat, don't sit too close, don't sit next to someone unless thats the only seat or the only other seat is next to someone crazy looking, stand for pregnant women, old people, etc.  Get the F out of the way of the doors when they open and let people off before you get on.

these aren't that hard....

Unless you are sitting next to a hot chick that is showing a lot of skin.

If you get up and move then you are again in severe violation of Man Law.

[realistic]

haha...true.

[superman57]

superman has only violated train rules once... back when superman was 18 the summer before he went to fisher...he went down to Jersey city to hang with bro and friends...well he was carrying suit case onto the path and there were some skanky girls who were flirting with trash on the path... well superman says excuse me as he gets up with his back pack...and accidently nails girl in head with the pack...   


Superman also would like to add the rule that drunk chicks should not be allowed to ride the train.... cause when they ralf...it makes the whole train smell

[Touchdown Tommy]

Hey fellas,

Check out a new site that a bunch of us rabid Johnnies started a couple weeks ago.  I know RT will recognize a couple of the characters.

www.johnniefootball.com

REG: What do the MLs cost at Camden Yards?  You mention sucking down peanuts and clearly not giving this chubby the time of day, but no mention of how many brews deep you and LD were...

[dewcrew88]

How LLPP gets things done.

www.libertyleague.com

[superman57]

How LLPP gets things done.

www.libertyleague.com

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[Stlarry]

How LLPP gets things done.

www.libertyleague.com

the llpp should sue this guy

Or at least make him come up with a moniker and refer to himself in the 3rd person

[labart96]

k+ for the flying elbow smash.

TGP is contemplating one of those for a few people around here if he gets laid off today.

['gro]

TDT, we're talking about regulator, let me edit your last post.

REG: What do the MLs mojitos cost at Camden Yards?  You mention sucking down peanuts and clearly not giving this chubby the time of day, but no mention of how many brews tequizas deep you and LD were...

[Naked Nott Run]

NNR has some detailed mess to sort out...SO NNR has a new hottie type chicka workin in the department. NNR notices said female claims to have graduated in 2001... NNR also notices said female and Intern A went to the same school... Intern A graduated in 2003. NNR doesn't believe said female is the age she claims due to her terrible story telling ability.

NNR approaches intern A and persuades her to research her yearbooks... Intern A finds said female was not a 2001 graduate but a 2003 graduate...

NNR approaches said female again and calls her a youngin. she says "You cant call me that since we are about the same age."

NNR teaches said females sister (wierd coincidence NNR knows). NNR asks their age difference. Said females sister says "you mean our real difference or the one she tells everyone."

NNR reapproaches said female and says "NNR doesn't like being lied to woman. (she plays dumb). NNR says "your not 25 as you claim so give it up toots" Said female says "well i have felt 25 for many years now and if I wanna be 25 I will be 25" and storms off...

NNR accomplished his first private investigation with great success...
NNR proved he doesn't put up with 9 grade bullspit
NNR doesn't have to worry about being a mentor anymore and sharing powerpoints...
NNR feels he is a great success...

YOUR THOUGHTS

[JT]

How LLPP gets things done.

www.libertyleague.com

The LLPP would never be a crappy pyramid scheme selling $1,500 self help courses.  This company makes Tony "Lurch" Robbins seem legit by comparison.