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Wishbone

Liberty League Voyeur questioned by boss for erratic behavior
While catching up on three days worth of post reading at work Wishbone had the following conversations with a female co-worker and Wishbone's boss...

Female Co-worker walks up to Wishbone's desk unannounced and says, "Can you help me with a problem?"
Wishbone(mumbling, reading): Not now, it's RPI-Union week.
Co-worker: What??
Wishbone(mumbling again, still reading): They're playing for the shoes.
Co-worker: What??
Wishbone (obviously upset by the intrusion into his post reading time): What!?
Female co-worker walks away confused.

Fifteen minutes later Wishbone goes to get a cup of coffee.  Boss stops Wishbone in the hall and asks, "Female co-worker says she went to your office to ask a question and you started mumbling something about starting a union and shoes?  Is there something I should know about?"
Wishbone: What??










Never underestimate the power of confidence. And never underestimate fifteen beers, a little enlightenment, and the power of Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock.

dewcrew88

Quote from: Wishbone on November 07, 2005, 02:48:23 PM
Liberty League Voyeur questioned by boss for erratic behavior
While catching up on three days worth of post reading at work Wishbone had the following conversations with a female co-worker and Wishbone's boss...

Female Co-worker walks up to Wishbone's desk unannounced and says, "Can you help me with a problem?"
Wishbone(mumbling, reading): Not now, it's RPI-Union week.
Co-worker: What??
Wishbone(mumbling again, still reading): They're playing for the shoes.
Co-worker: What??
Wishbone (obviously upset by the intrusion into his post reading time): What!?
Female co-worker walks away confused.

Fifteen minutes later Wishbone goes to get a cup of coffee.  Boss stops Wishbone in the hall and asks, "Female co-worker says she went to your office to ask a question and you started mumbling something about starting a union and shoes?  Is there something I should know about?"
Wishbone: What??


To quote Larry the Cable Guy:
"That's funny right there, I don't care who you are."

Garnet

You guys remember the pie eating contest scene in the Movie 'Stand By Me' ?

Garnet could not help thinking aout it after reading this from RT.....Right in front of RT was a table full of extra bluberry cobbler from lunch. RT did everything he could to avoid said delicacies....however, RT did not have the nipple clips and batteries from "Dodge Ball" to help avoid the temptation.

3 plates of cobbler later, RT has assumed his usual 'customer meeting position'...in his chair, laptop on lap, top button undone on pants to relax, full glass of Fresca by his side..

Naked Nott Run

Wishbone...whoever you are you are young grasshopper... but you are wise... very very wise...

Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

Naked Nott Run

NNR found out next week is a Great American teach in... NNR is a teacher at a public school...very troubled kids. So NNR went to principal and let him know his roommate from college works in the DA'S office in NYC but can't afford a flight down, but has loads to teach the kids... Principal makes a call...FREE TICKET FOR ROOMMATE...

NNR beats the system yet again...

LEWD the opposit of that is frumunda cheese

frumunda cheese - (noun) = the caked up crust under a woman's breast or vagina
Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

dewcrew88

Quotefrumunda cheese - (noun) = the caked up crust under a woman's breast or vagina

I had to smite you because that is f'n gross.

lewdogg11

Quote from: budcrew08 on November 07, 2005, 03:07:14 PM
Quotefrumunda cheese - (noun) = the caked up crust under a woman's breast or vagina

I had to smite you because that is f'n gross.

Come on Budcrew - Don't act like you don't know.  The union fans like the frumunda with a nice glass of vino.

Regulator

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Quote from: Naked Nott Run on November 07, 2005, 03:01:40 PM
NNR found out next week is a Great American teach in... NNR is a teacher at a public school...very troubled kids. So NNR went to principal and let him know his roommate from college works in the DA'S office in NYC but can't afford a flight down, but has loads to teach the kids... Principal makes a call...FREE TICKET FOR ROOMMATE...

NNR beats the system yet again...

LEWD the opposit of that is frumunda cheese

frumunda cheese - (noun) = the caked up crust under a woman's breast or vagina

Like school on a Sunday......NO CLASS
Good call on the ticket though, don't worry about people that actually pay taxes.

Senor RedTackle

who is Wishbone? ...at least he comes up in this piece w/ his A game

Frank Rossi


Naked Nott Run

-2 karma for a joke... jeez... Reg explain no class...i was joking around... RT Reg I will gladly leave the boards if that is what you wish... can't even spread fun cheer anymore without getting smited... Budcrew... soon enough I'll return that friend
Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

Naked Nott Run

and how is that different than under balls... stupidity
Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

Knightstalker

Quote from: lewdogg11 on November 07, 2005, 03:13:07 PM
Quote from: budcrew08 on November 07, 2005, 03:07:14 PM
Quotefrumunda cheese - (noun) = the caked up crust under a woman's breast or vagina

I had to smite you because that is f'n gross.

Come on Budcrew - Don't act like you don't know.  The union fans like the frumunda with a nice glass of vino.

Another name for Fromunda Cheese:
Main Entry: smeg·ma
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora


Source: Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Naked Nott Run

knightstalker I like it...straight from WEBSTERS!!!


Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

dewcrew88

Quote from: Naked Nott Run on November 07, 2005, 03:27:42 PM
-2 karma for a joke... jeez... Reg explain no class...i was joking around... RT Reg I will gladly leave the boards if that is what you wish... can't even spread fun cheer anymore without getting smited... Budcrew... soon enough I'll return that friend


I didn't say it wasn't funny.... It was just gross....

LD11... If you saw my previous post exalting RPI, you'd know I already know what it is